Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

[Trombonista]

Gender-questioning, thinking agender, maybe demiboy?

Here's a tip: If you're over the age of 18 and think you might be a "demiboy", you're probably not trans.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

The video is now private and I missed it. Anyone have a mirror?

He also removed the interview from his blog.

 

[Loke]

I know it's been said x amount of times already, but I am now a true and honest Jace fan boy now after that video!

 

[Positron]

Here's a tip: If you're over the age of 18 and think you might be a "demiboy", you should get off the internet.

FTFY

 

[Sigyn]

Still hasn't come back, huh? Well, he's more clever than some cows, I'll give him that.

 

[Xarpho]

I've been looking for a transcript of the event, but I have come up fruitless. Is there one in progress?

 

[blackie toy]

He also removed the interview from his blog.

And yet it's still on both of his Tumblrs. What a dingus.

This is how you gonzo journalism:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fnemo-nowak%2Fgonzo-journalism

 

[DuskEngine]

It really amazes me that the same guy who was shrieking incoherently at his totalled car the other day is taking this so well.

Also

Hi Reuben, have you found Jesus?

Amazing.

EDIT: Also, I think one of the most disgusting things about SJWs is how they pretend to be sympathetic to people like Jace, and want them to get arrested for "their own good."

 

[blackie toy]

Also, I think one of the most disgusting things about SJWs is how they pretend to be sympathetic to people like Jace, and want them to get arrested for "their own good."

The best line, which probably sums this up best, is (quoted roughly) "I don't want to help you, I want you to get help." The most charitable interpretation of this is that Reuben G. Baron is a lazy fucker who only wants to do a little bit of work, who wants to say a few words and have everything that bothers him taken out of his sight, whether by operation of law or by magic.

But the most likely interpretation is that Reuben G. Baron doesn't want Jace to get help at all. He just wants people with opinions different enough from his own to have their speech curtailed.

It is a shocking position for someone who claims to be a journalist in the modern era to hold that freedom of speech should be reduced.

 

[DuskEngine]

It is a shocking position for someone who claims to be a journalist in the modern era to hold that freedom of speech should be reduced.

A "journalist" who interviewed a "marine" about "death threats" issued as part of an ongoing "scandal".

 

[QueenMegan]

The broke loser can't even afford two websites lol.

Oy vey, his parents just don't see the need in owning two.

The best line, which probably sums this up best, is (quoted roughly) "I don't want to help you, I want you to get help." The most charitable interpretation of this is that Reuben G. Baron is a lazy fucker who only wants to do a little bit of work, who wants to say a few words and have everything that bothers him taken out of his sight, whether by operation of law or by magic.

But the most likely interpretation is that Reuben G. Baron doesn't want Jace to get help at all. He just wants people with opinions different enough from his own to have their speech curtailed.

It is a shocking position for someone who claims to be a journalist in the modern era to hold that freedom of speech should be reduced.

His facebook likes the first amendment.
His website has comments pending his own approval. Do the math.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

The best line, which probably sums this up best, is (quoted roughly) "I don't want to help you, I want you to get help." The most charitable interpretation of this is that Reuben G. Baron is a lazy fucker who only wants to do a little bit of work, who wants to say a few words and have everything that bothers him taken out of his sight, whether by operation of law or by magic

But the most likely interpretation is that Reuben G. Baron doesn't want Jace to get help at all. He just wants people with opinions different enough from his own to have their speech curtailed.

It is a shocking position for someone who claims to be a journalist in the modern era to hold that freedom of speech should be reduced.

Reuben G. Baron telling someone to get help isn't a big deal -he is clearly not equipped to help a mentally disturbed individual.

The problem is that Reuben G. Baron is a fool. He put a child's faith in the authorities and their capabilities. People have been trying to get Chris busted for years over the most absurd "infractions". People reported Eli to the State Department during Operation Tupacalypse. Reuben G. Baron imagined he was the first person to ever try to get the cops on his "enemies", and that his plan was foolproof.

He's now dealing with dangerous and unpredictable people... and Jace is the least of them.

 

[king of pickles]

Without the shekels of his parents, where would this loser be? Maybe he would've been the target of condescending concern trolls like himself now? The amount of punishment he took from Jace shows you there's plenty of milk to get. The Commander literally took Ruebi on a mental trip back to his "bullied" high school years. Sometimes this wannabe journo seemed close to chimping out. If Jace were an asshole he could have exploited him way more. "Fucking deleting everything" won't help now, once /cow/ decides he's ready for the pasture, he'll get sacrificed to the goat.

 

[blackie toy]

Sometimes this wannabe journo seemed close to chimping out.

Oh absolutely. You can literally hear the final straw when Jace says "Rabbi fucked your ass". He doesn't just stutter, he sputters. His next denial sounded like he was this close to detonating.

I actually do feel bad about Jace playing the Jew card though. Reuben G. Baron is a filthy prick on his own merits, and there's literally so much else to slap him around with to make him rage.

 

[Loke]

Oh absolutely. You can literally hear the final straw when Jace says "Rabbi fucked your ass". He doesn't just stutter, he sputters. His next denial sounded like he was this close to detonating.

I actually do feel bad about Jace playing the Jew card though. Reuben G. Baron is a filthy prick on his own merits, and there's literally so much else to slap him around with to make him rage.

He does apologize for telling him to suck a dick though, so there is that.

 

[Positron]

A "journalist" who interviewed a "marine" about "death threats" issued as part of an ongoing "scandal".

All for the sake of a "woman".

 

[Cosmos]

I've been looking for a transcript of the event, but I have come up fruitless. Is there one in progress?

Not to my knowledge, but I can give you some of Jace's sickest burns.

Jace: Oh my God you're right! Aw, I hadn't even thought of that, I'm so sorry! Aw, Reuben, you're so much smarter than me for thinking of that, wow, you're a really good journalist! You're a really smart journalist, I bet you have a college education that your fuckin' parents paid for, wow, you're such a smart bisexual stuttering clever man! wow

Reuben: Well, I am bisexual...
Jace: Yeah, I guessed.
Reuben: *stunned silence*
Jace: With a name like Reuben Baron, and hair like that, and a voice like that... yeah.

Jace: It's just blogging, you're just being a faggot on the internet.

Jace: When you hear something you don't like, then you start stuttering like a little bitch.
Reuben: *audibly seething*
Jace: Oooooooooh.
Reuben: S-stop *incoherent stuttering*
Jace: *mocking stutter*
Reuben: *seethes more*
Jace: Maybe you shouldn't have picked on someone with a disability who's living off welfare like I am, maybe you shouldn't have picked on a U.S. veteran if you didn't want to be picked on for your fucking disability, you motherfucker. I suffer from actual mental illnesses and you people are making fun of me, saying that I'm a deranged killer even though I'm properly medicated. If you didn't want to get made fun of, maybe you shouldn't have made fun of me.

Reuben: *talking to Mama Jace; starts stuttering incoherently*
Jace: Yeah, he stutters, it sounds really gay. I don't know if I told you that already.
Mama Jace: What?
Jace: He stutters. So don't make fun of him, mom.

Reuben: There's news articles of you threatening people.
Jace: Yeah, there's news articles, you could write anything on a fucking news article, it's Jezebel, dude! They write anything they want! They just make it up!

Reuben: Yeah, well... Hyeh-hyeh yeah, well...
Jace: *mocking relentlessly* Yeah, well... Hyeh-hyeh yeah, well... Hee! Hee!
Reuben: *more seething*
Jace: You sound like a squeechy bike tire when you laugh. Hee-hee!

Reuben: You've threatened to kill people!
Jace: You did this to yourself, man, you're the only one... if you just respected me, then none of this would have happened, okay? Like, literally none of this. You're just doing this to yourself, man.
Reuben: So you never would- If I had respected you, you never would have street raced and tried to attack a friend of mine?
Jace: Ah, oh, so you admit you're a friend of hers, oh boy! Well that's interesting!
Reuben: *complete silence*
Jace: Awkward silence. Rueben Baron, of the Longfellow Bridge in Boston, admitting that he is a friend of the person who is, you know- cause maybe, maybe he shouldn't be writing stories if he was so close to this person, huh? So take that, Reuben.
Reuben: Hyeh-hyeh...well...
Jace: What's your quote? Give me a fuckin quote, you little faggot. What's your quote on that?

There's more but I've already wasted enough time typing this out, haha.

Bonus round: This just cracked me up.

Mama Jace: Hi, Reuben, have you found Jesus?
Reuben: ...I'm Jewish, I respect Jesus because he was a good guy...
Mama Jace: *thinking it over before presumably accepting* Okay, you do understand, Rueben, that Jesus believes in the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman?
Reuben: I understand that- well, he never actually said anything about marriage in the Bible...
Mama Jace: *beat* Well, okay, Reuben, now that I've made myself perfectly clear, what is it you want to address?

What a way the start the very first conversation with someone you just met.

 

[Cuck Norris]

snip.

I would rate this Winner hundreds of times if I could.

 

[king of pickles]

Jace: *can't make out the first part of the sentence because Reuben's talking over Jace* ...and then you start stuttering like a little bitch?

I think it was "When you hear something you don't like, then you start stuttering like a little bitch."

 

[Cosmos]

I think it was "When you hear something you don't like, then you start stuttering like a little bitch."

Thanks, fixed it! Some of Jace's lines are hard to make out because Reuben keeps talking over him.