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That picture. What's a guy gotta do to get measured for a straitjacket?
Containment Random Thoughts & Questions
- Thread starter champthom
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Can I just take a moment to say I've been following chris for TEN years.
He's been part of my life more than any relationship I've been in. Through several deaths and various tragedies, chris was there.
Love you, ya big goober.
He's been part of my life more than any relationship I've been in. Through several deaths and various tragedies, chris was there.
Love you, ya big goober.
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Yo, I know we are in the nether verse of most likely never going to happen again.
But I have one wish this Christmas.
...Except for paying my bills on time of course...
I have a wish that Chris will do one more thing that is truly funny, it doesn't even have to be something that lasts for a week, just one hoorah of lulz.
But I have one wish this Christmas.
...Except for paying my bills on time of course...
I have a wish that Chris will do one more thing that is truly funny, it doesn't even have to be something that lasts for a week, just one hoorah of lulz.
GloryBoy
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I think it's sad that there is a very high % chance of Chris ending up homeless one day. If Barb ends up kicking the bucket within the next few years or so, there's a good chance some online 'friend' would end up taking Chris in. But what if she lives another 10, 15, 20 years, and then finally dies? I doubt there will be many people, if any, that would still be following Chris's shenanigans, and fewer still that will actually be willing to take on the enormous economic and emotional burden of keeping him at their house and taking care of him. I doubt Cole would take Chris in either, honestly reading their emails from years ago he sounds like an asshole. The chances of Chris being able to ever provide for himself are next to impossible as well. I know Chris isn't a fantastic person; he lies about stuff all the time, he can be vindictive, manipulative, etc. but I don't think he deserves to die alone in the streets.
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Probably not permanently but there's a good chance of him having a stint of it.
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would Chris spend any of the tugboat
on any thing sensible like condoms ?
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Not sure, maybe someone who has direct contact with him should ask.
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If you have to ask this, you need to lurk more.
GherkinRealness
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All those videos of chris shouting about paying the mortgage, I think he only got that passionate because only barb knows how important it is. Otherwise, Chris just presumes if he ignores the issues they'll go away.
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Barb does get on his ass from time to time, but that's usually only when she wants q-sand goodwill junk money. Chris has been said to pay his bills on time consistently, only flipping out and begging hard when either Barb nags him or he's realized he has no money left over to blow on toys because the bills trolled him again. The only thing Chris actively ignores are his debts he's been taken to court for, but IDK what would have to happen for him to start taking those seriously.
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He spent money on condoms before but they expired before he could get laid.would Chris spend any of the tugboat
I think Chris just considers every other god to be part of the same pantheon, all with the goal of getting the Merge set up:
"This is all REAL. So you listen to me good, and heed my words.
Any even if you, even if you pray to Jesus Christ, Buddha or any other of your known- well-known deities of this world, they're going to tell you the same thing pretty much."
Chris has also called one of the Pokemon a deity and said it's helping out with the Merge as well.
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Just shows how much a libtard shithole Virginia is becoming, you Molly coddle the Autistic public nuscenes instead of actually disciplining them.
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lol, the Docket program has gotten praise from Rob Bell - the guy who represented Barb and Chris way back during the Snyder trial.
www.dailyprogress.com
"Del. Rob Bell, R-Albemarle, served as the keynote speaker, congratulating the graduates and highlighting the importance of the therapeutic docket in setting an example for the rest of the state.
Bell has joined Sen. R. Creigh Deeds, D-Bath, in pushing for alternatives to jail for mentally ill people for several years now."
"Bell has experienced mental illness within his family and said he seen the toll mental problems can take on someone. The docket is an alternative and a path forward, he said."
sonichu.com
Four graduate from court's mental health program
Four people graduated from a diversionary program created by Albemarle County and Charlottesville general district court officials to assist people with mental health challenges.
"Del. Rob Bell, R-Albemarle, served as the keynote speaker, congratulating the graduates and highlighting the importance of the therapeutic docket in setting an example for the rest of the state.
Bell has joined Sen. R. Creigh Deeds, D-Bath, in pushing for alternatives to jail for mentally ill people for several years now."
"Bell has experienced mental illness within his family and said he seen the toll mental problems can take on someone. The docket is an alternative and a path forward, he said."
Rob Bell - CWCki
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Don't know if this had been answered before, but how did Chris manage to keep cats into his hellhole of a house? Did he just happen to stumble upon a few stray cats out in his front lawn and just grab them into the house?
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He finds stray cats and and steals the newborn kittens away from their mothers.
I wish I was joking or exaggerating, but that's actually what he does.
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If Chris actually had superpowers
Other senario, being a superhero is exhausting, going back and jerk off to neptunia r34. If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.
Other senario, "Dear hasbro, make mlp season 10 to 15 or I'll destroy your building. And make nightstar the protagonist this time"
Basically, he'll use it on his self-interest and might be a threat to humanity aside from climate change.
- Flight
- Speed
- Strength
- Aura blast
- Telekinesis and foresight
Other senario, being a superhero is exhausting, going back and jerk off to neptunia r34. If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.
Other senario, "Dear hasbro, make mlp season 10 to 15 or I'll destroy your building. And make nightstar the protagonist this time"
Basically, he'll use it on his self-interest and might be a threat to humanity aside from climate change.
How come Chris never became a super obese fatty like Boogie2988 and WingsofRedemption, despite living a similar lifestyle?
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