Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

rotollo said:
Sons of liberty still had snake doing shit and not just mope around being a depressed asshole after the tanker chapter. the president shit was also still followed up with the patriots. MGS2 didn't just have kojima say "that plot didn't really matter, here's a complete deconstruction of the MG 1+2 and MGS out of nowhere bro". it treated the previous characters with respect while also working in its meta commentary.
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The handsome tard said:
*eyes glow* Did anyone just compare MGS2 to TLJ?

Well, lets see, one is a subversive post modernist masterpiece that speaks directly to our modern age as if it was made yesterday, the other is the last jedi.

Snake wasnt the focus because Kojima understandably didnt want to be limited to following JUST him, besides, Raiden was meant to be the player that fanboyed over MGS 1. Solidus was an amazing "villain" that had you agreeing with him for the most part, even tho he himself aint the nicest person. The patriots were scary and mysterious until the MGS 3/4/5 over explained them but the ending of 2 left us hooked, wanting to know more and see what would happen next, TLJ just made me lose interest.

MGS2 was just mocked because it dared to not jerk Snake off and force him to keep him the center focus, Kojima got punished for focusing more on the plot than the character (without mentioning that I think him already foreshadowing Snake's accelerated aging at the tanker chapter was already an indication he wanted to put the Solid Snake character to rest).

Sorry, I sperg-ed out when one of my favorite franchises is mentioned in comparison to a fuck keep like TLJ.
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Hey, I didn't say Sons of Liberty wasn't a million times better than TLJ, just that I think that's what Rian was going for, but failed miserably.
 
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Adamska said:
Hilarious that they only realized now that Kylo was one of the few liked characters. Funnier still that they're likely gonna kill him and cuck the only fanbase they have left. That alone might make them screech and drop this in a panic.
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I don't understand why this pattern exists.

First there was talk of a Cassian Andor TV show for Disney+ sometime after Rogue One. Then Marvel promising a Black Widow movie and a Loki TV series after Endgame & Infinity War respectively. Now we have a Kylo Ren / Ben Solo TV show after TRoS?

Why are they planning all this content for dead characters, and when do we get ones for Luke, Han and Leia?

FrickinFrackinFruckin said:
A 2nd trailer for The Mandalorian.
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Mmm. I dunno. It just looks like a Star Wars take on Firefly + Game of Thrones, or in other words Star Wars in name only. I don't know why, but I think Star Wars 1313 felt more like Star Wars than this. Maybe it was just a different time back then.
 
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Oaat said:
If they were going to use death star destroyers why didn't they use that red star destroyer concept art with the sphere in the middle? The space battle scene in the trailer looks so bland. Blurry memberberry ships crammed into every frame and everything is the same color.
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By all rights if any of those death star destroyers fire their super lasers at that blob, they probably could easily wipe out that entire on screen fleet with a few salvos. But going by the trailer Palpy's fleet seem to be only using their Pom-Poms.

Having Palp's fleet being only modded ISD Is instead of everything the Old Republic (pre-CW and CW era), CIS, Galactic Empire use and whatever else Palpy can get his hands on is a lost opportunity for max memberberries and merch potential. Although SW Hot Wheels SUCKS!!! next to SW Micro machines and Titanium.

Bad Dragon Dildo need to make true scale Rancor dildo so it can use to reenact this scene on the people responsible for screwing up the SW toys.
 
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So speaking of shitposting since fucking G'gorfo might become canon, I and a couple of buddies were just shooting the shit about how bad Star Wars is and we came up with a pretty fucked idea that may be one of the better Based Claude ideas.

Have Claude be from this race of creatures that are naturally individualistic; they live in small villages and communes at best since they're pretty solitary. But Claude is an outlier, an extreme example of self-interest.

He's effectively a sovereign citizen and anarchist who absolutely despises the concept of authority, and regularly advocates that you have the right to execute officers as it is the person, not the brass that matters. Governments? All illegitimate and worthy of destruction, but the First Order is far more heinous than the Resistance. He babbles on about how the Old Republic was a mistake, and we need to go back to everyone is an island.

Effectively he rants about insane bullshit as he bombs people like Randy Jenkins from Red Faction: Guerilla.

He also does this because he actually seriously enjoys destroying things, as he uses his Y-Wing to divebomb and watch the people melt. His rhetoric is true belief mixed with the desire to destroy, all wrapped in a dopey as fuck face.

Oh and his accent would either be wisconsinite or pennsyltucky. Not sure on it yet.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Sadly it looks like RJ’s trilogy might make the cut.
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Totally disagree, I think this is confirmation that Disney is going to put theatrical Star Wars on ice for a while. I think in a few months after Rise finishes its commercial run you'll see one of the higher ups, maybe Iger himself say "A Star Wars film is a special event because they're not made all the time."

Mandalorian will still be made and will get renewed unless it's a total trainwreck because Disney wants to kill Netflix. But we'll be well in to the 2020s decade before a new mainline Star Wars movie is premiered. Lucasfilm will not be shut down though, I think all production is going to go towards Indiana Jones 5 and the only reason they're keeping Kathleen Kennedy is that there's the expectation that Steven Spielberg still knows how to keep that dummy in her place. And unless she's a total narcissist she's undoubtedly humbled by these last few years.
 
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Oh shit @GeneralFriendliness, you’re going to love this.
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Cardenio said:
Totally disagree, I think this is confirmation that Disney is going to put theatrical Star Wars on ice for a while. I think in a few months after Rise finishes its commercial run you'll see one of the higher ups, maybe Iger himself say "A Star Wars film is a special event because they're not made all the time."

Mandalorian will still be made and will get renewed unless it's a total trainwreck because Disney wants to kill Netflix. But we'll be well in to the 2020s decade before a new mainline Star Wars movie is premiered. Lucasfilm will not be shut down though, I think all production is going to go towards Indiana Jones 5 and the only reason they're keeping Kathleen Kennedy is that there's the expectation that Steven Spielberg still knows how to keep that dummy in her place. And unless she's a total narcissist she's undoubtedly humbled by these last few years.
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I said this before, but lemme explain to you what's going on:

Disney had already all but axed the two new proposed trilogies. They either have more experience than Rian, or a better source inside who told them how its really going to be and got out. Rian is either completely naive, being fed a line a bullshit, is a dream-chasing beta cuck - or quite likely some combo of all three.

These two GoT dingleberries believe they have better prospects, and since their current prospect is "getting yanked around by Disney hoping for a miracle or an executive to get a brain tumor", they are probably right. So rather than getting jerked around by Disney, they are pulling up stakes and trying to find someone who let them make something.

If Rian doesn't drop out of his trilogy project in the next couple of weeks, please have a strong, hearty laugh at this dumbass because what is going on is this:
He and the other scouts are stomping in the woods. Scoutmaster Disney has sent them to go collect some snipes. The two other boys with him have said "This bullshit, I bet they're just fucking with us" and turned around to go back home. Rian is smuggly chuckling to himself "Heh, suckers. More snipes for me!" and trudges onward.



Captain Hastings Official said:
It really is depressing. "Brick" is legitimately one of my favorite movies, and it was only after TLJ's release that I found out that they were directed by the same man. I'm glad I didn't know about it before it opened, because I would have been really excited. "Oh, wow, the director of 'Brick' is going to be doing the new Star Wars sequel? How exciting! Maybe he'll do some interesting, genre-twisting thing, doing something actually original with this space opera setting. Make it focus on gritty detective elements, or turn it into a genuinely tragic romance, or a 'Flash Gordon'-like festival of camp. Or just really bring to the foreground its influences, show how much of a product of '70s sci-fi it is, with overt stylistic references to Dune and Logan's Run. Oh man, for a really creative filmmaker, the sky's the limit!" I would've been looking forward to a really interesting and novel movie.

Well, I suppose Johnson would, at least, have had the pleasure of subverting my expectations.
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Same. I also liked the Brothers Bloom. As I sperged earlier, the exact reasons Brick & Looper are good are the same reason the dude should have never been allowed near Star Wars, or at least one of the numbered releases.
 
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Ghostse said:
These two GoT dingleberries believe they have better prospects, and since their current prospect is "getting yanked around by Disney hoping for a miracle or an executive to get a brain tumor", they are probably right. So rather than getting jerked around by Disney, they are pulling up stakes and trying to find someone who let them make something.
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They got a 9 figure deal from Netflix earlier so that likely factored into it, especially since Disney hates Netflix and wants all of its subscriber money.
 
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