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Death Stranding also partially uses the Unreal Engine.
It uses the Decima engine, a engine that Guerrilla games did to flex in the peasants that don't know the light of Sony/PCMR
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Death Stranding also partially uses the Unreal Engine.
I want to mark this as autistic with the best of intentions but you could say your daydream was quite... Epic.I had a fun little autistic daydream while doing the dishes today.
I was an indie dev who was building a game over which everyone was losing their shit in anticipation. The press calls it "The most intriguing game of the decade" and people stalk my website and social media accounts thirsty for any bit of info they can get their little mitts on.
As time goes by I release trailer after trailer for the game, which only increases the furor my game has created. Millions of people watch my every move in anticipation.
One day I check my business email and spot an email sent to me by Epic Games. They'd like to discuss an exclusivity deal. A wicked smile spreads across my face as I shoot back a quick email telling them that I'm interested but would need to see a contract. They send it along for me to look over and, well, it seems to be of great benefit to me. Millions of dollars guaranteed upon signing.
I shoot the contract to my legal department with a memo expressing my intentions. My lawyers comb over the agreement and tell me that what I intend it perfectly legal.
I agree to Epic's contract, publicly announcing the deal, which is for 6 months. The public are at first pissed until my assurances that the additional funding from Epic will allow me to make beneficial changes to the game and expand it's scope and scale, mollifying some while others resolutely hate me. The game releases on Epic, as planned. It makes Epic back a fraction of what they spent on it in the 6 months that it's exclusive to their store.
Then comes the Steam release.... which is advertised as "The Steam Edition!". Upon release players find that The Steam Edition! features enhanced graphics, more gameplay, a larger world, and generally a lot more content... content that will never see the light of day in The Epic Edition!
Then comes the announcement on my social media profiles. I've played Epic for a damn fool. Their contract never stipulated that I had to ensure content parity across platform releases. I've actively stripped out elements from the The Epic Edition! that will only be seen in The Steam Edition!, including several large DLCs that are The Steam Edition! exclusive, despite me never signing an exclusivity deal with Steam.
To top it off the first year of The Steam Edition! exclusive DLC releases will be completely free, paid for by the chumps at Epic Games. What's more, those that purchased a copy of The Epic Edition! receive free keys for the superior The Steam Edition!
The effect is staggering. All those who detest Epic hail my dev company as the "hero we deserve" and my game sells millions of copies on Steam.
Epic attempts to sue my studio, of course.... but I already planned on this. My case is airtight, nothing I've done violates either my contract with Epic or the law as the promised product was delivered. The Judge rules in my favor within months. In addition I counter-sue Epic for legal fees and am awarded them in full.
I gain the reputation as the man who made Tim Sweeny his bitch and made the cuck fund my studio at his own expense, which he will never see back as it's widely known that The Steam Edition! is far superior due to it's exclusive functionality and content. In the end Epic only makes back 12% of the money they paid me, while Steam makes millions in profit off my game. In all future public appearances I wear a shirt that shows me as a glorious king using Sweeny as my footstool, which causes no end of salt from the Swiener.
And that's my dream. I know it'll never happen, but if someone DID somehow manage to fuck Epic over like that I'd build a fucking temple to the bastard.
I had a fun little autistic daydream while doing the dishes today.
I was an indie dev who was building a game over which everyone was losing their shit in anticipation. The press calls it "The most intriguing game of the decade" and people stalk my website and social media accounts thirsty for any bit of info they can get their little mitts on.
As time goes by I release trailer after trailer for the game, which only increases the furor my game has created. Millions of people watch my every move in anticipation.
One day I check my business email and spot an email sent to me by Epic Games. They'd like to discuss an exclusivity deal. A wicked smile spreads across my face as I shoot back a quick email telling them that I'm interested but would need to see a contract. They send it along for me to look over and, well, it seems to be of great benefit to me. Millions of dollars guaranteed upon signing.
I shoot the contract to my legal department with a memo expressing my intentions. My lawyers comb over the agreement and tell me that what I intend it perfectly legal.
I agree to Epic's contract, publicly announcing the deal, which is for 6 months. The public are at first pissed until my assurances that the additional funding from Epic will allow me to make beneficial changes to the game and expand it's scope and scale, mollifying some while others resolutely hate me. The game releases on Epic, as planned. It makes Epic back a fraction of what they spent on it in the 6 months that it's exclusive to their store.
Then comes the Steam release.... which is advertised as "The Steam Edition!". Upon release players find that The Steam Edition! features enhanced graphics, more gameplay, a larger world, and generally a lot more content... content that will never see the light of day in The Epic Edition!
Then comes the announcement on my social media profiles. I've played Epic for a damn fool. Their contract never stipulated that I had to ensure content parity across platform releases. I've actively stripped out elements from the The Epic Edition! that will only be seen in The Steam Edition!, including several large DLCs that are The Steam Edition! exclusive, despite me never signing an exclusivity deal with Steam.
To top it off the first year of The Steam Edition! exclusive DLC releases will be completely free, paid for by the chumps at Epic Games. What's more, those that purchased a copy of The Epic Edition! receive free keys for the superior The Steam Edition!
The effect is staggering. All those who detest Epic hail my dev company as the "hero we deserve" and my game sells millions of copies on Steam.
Epic attempts to sue my studio, of course.... but I already planned on this. My case is airtight, nothing I've done violates either my contract with Epic or the law as the promised product was delivered. The Judge rules in my favor within months. In addition I counter-sue Epic for legal fees and am awarded them in full.
I gain the reputation as the man who made Tim Sweeny his bitch and made the cuck fund my studio at his own expense, which he will never see back as it's widely known that The Steam Edition! is far superior due to it's exclusive functionality and content. In the end Epic only makes back 12% of the money they paid me, while Steam makes millions in profit off my game. In all future public appearances I wear a shirt that shows me as a glorious king using Sweeny as my footstool, which causes no end of salt from the Swiener.
And that's my dream. I know it'll never happen, but if someone DID somehow manage to fuck Epic over like that I'd build a fucking temple to the bastard.
EA guud nowSo EA is going back to Steam, thoughts Kiwis?
Everyone predicted this when they went off and made that shitty Origins service, and yoinked all their former games off Steam.So EA is going back to Steam, thoughts Kiwis?
Nothing changes; their company and games are still shit and are not worth the effort to sail the high seas.So EA is going back to Steam, thoughts Kiwis?
But EA good now!Nothing changes; their company and games are still shit and are not worth the effort to sail the high seas.
let me know when black & white and Black & white 2 with all DLC gets posted to steam I'll buy those in half a heart beat, but otherwise i might avoid.So EA is going back to Steam, thoughts Kiwis?
This is kind of what Take 2 did with RDR2. They took Epic's money and used it to basically advertise their own service, stealing the press (and pre-orders) away from Epic.
I actually didn't think that EA would bring back their games after 8 solid years. I mean it's understandable considering they got the Sims (their DLC policy makes Paradox Interactive's DLC policy look like child's play), Battlefield, the entirety of the sportsball genre and the fact that they're one giant ass corporation who almost bought out Take 2 interactive a couple years prior so it was realistically feasible for them to stand on their own against Valve but fuck them for even doing so.
Iirc the Ultimate edition is a bitch to mod, so if you were planning on getting into that, tough lucklet me know when black & white and Black & white 2 with all DLC gets posted to steam I'll buy those in half a heart beat, but otherwise i might avoid.
Oh, Dragon age Origins with all DLC is on steam. Neat, i might get that.
That's been the standard since ubishit also(from Fallen Order's Steam page)
"INTERNET CONNECTION; EA ACCOUNT; STEAM ACCOUNT; ACCEPTANCE OF EA USER AGREEMENT (terms.ea.com) & ORIGIN END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT (ea.com/legal); AND DOWNLOAD & INSTALLATION OF THE ORIGIN CLIENT SOFTWARE (origin.com/download) REQUIRED TO PLAY. YOU MUST LINK YOUR EA AND STEAM ACCOUNTS TO PLAY; EA WILL SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT ID AND INDIVIDUAL GAME AND PLAY RECORDS WITH STEAM TO VALIDATE YOUR PURCHASE AND/OR REFUND REQUEST."
Holy shit, that's ass. Two fucking launchers just to play one game.
But did you finish your dishes?I had a fun little autistic daydream while doing the dishes today.
I was an indie dev who was building a game over which everyone was losing their shit in anticipation. The press calls it "The most intriguing game of the decade" and people stalk my website and social media accounts thirsty for any bit of info they can get their little mitts on.
As time goes by I release trailer after trailer for the game, which only increases the furor my game has created. Millions of people watch my every move in anticipation.
One day I check my business email and spot an email sent to me by Epic Games. They'd like to discuss an exclusivity deal. A wicked smile spreads across my face as I shoot back a quick email telling them that I'm interested but would need to see a contract. They send it along for me to look over and, well, it seems to be of great benefit to me. Millions of dollars guaranteed upon signing.
I shoot the contract to my legal department with a memo expressing my intentions. My lawyers comb over the agreement and tell me that what I intend it perfectly legal.
I agree to Epic's contract, publicly announcing the deal, which is for 6 months. The public are at first pissed until my assurances that the additional funding from Epic will allow me to make beneficial changes to the game and expand it's scope and scale, mollifying some while others resolutely hate me. The game releases on Epic, as planned. It makes Epic back a fraction of what they spent on it in the 6 months that it's exclusive to their store.
Then comes the Steam release.... which is advertised as "The Steam Edition!". Upon release players find that The Steam Edition! features enhanced graphics, more gameplay, a larger world, and generally a lot more content... content that will never see the light of day in The Epic Edition!
Then comes the announcement on my social media profiles. I've played Epic for a damn fool. Their contract never stipulated that I had to ensure content parity across platform releases. I've actively stripped out elements from the The Epic Edition! that will only be seen in The Steam Edition!, including several large DLCs that are The Steam Edition! exclusive, despite me never signing an exclusivity deal with Steam.
To top it off the first year of The Steam Edition! exclusive DLC releases will be completely free, paid for by the chumps at Epic Games. What's more, those that purchased a copy of The Epic Edition! receive free keys for the superior The Steam Edition!
The effect is staggering. All those who detest Epic hail my dev company as the "hero we deserve" and my game sells millions of copies on Steam.
Epic attempts to sue my studio, of course.... but I already planned on this. My case is airtight, nothing I've done violates either my contract with Epic or the law as the promised product was delivered. The Judge rules in my favor within months. In addition I counter-sue Epic for legal fees and am awarded them in full.
I gain the reputation as the man who made Tim Sweeny his bitch and made the cuck fund my studio at his own expense, which he will never see back as it's widely known that The Steam Edition! is far superior due to it's exclusive functionality and content. In the end Epic only makes back 12% of the money they paid me, while Steam makes millions in profit off my game. In all future public appearances I wear a shirt that shows me as a glorious king using Sweeny as my footstool, which causes no end of salt from the Swiener.
And that's my dream. I know it'll never happen, but if someone DID somehow manage to fuck Epic over like that I'd build a fucking temple to the bastard.
I see you are asking the big questions right hereBut did you finish your dishes?