Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Meowthkip]

His bad teeth are the result of his hydrocephaly. Hydrocephaly is also responsible for his impaired intelligence and (possibly) his inflated ego.

I guess you could say TJ's a bit big headed.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I guess you could say TJ's a bit big headed.

TJ's head brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's bigger than yours
Damn right, it's bigger than yours
He'd teach you but it's a medical condition, really.

 

[Eldritch]

Deduct, don't claim you speak the same language as I do. We all know I speak more-advanced English than most, & my year-old relatives speak all languages better than you.

My good sir, thou dost not speaketh in as wondrous tones as I:-
Thy speech is non-poetic and is harmful to mine eye:-
Though woulds't do best to leave pretense at the door:-
Thy lack of common sense makes us all grow sore:-

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You're right that your posts are shitting the place up. Never seen "Rebel" at all, just as nobody will ever see you engaged except where same-sex or arranged marriages are legal.

Seriously yo, quit being homophobic. Makes you look extremely retarded.

 

[CatParty]

Seriously yo, quit being homophobic. Makes you look extremely retarded.

just the one quality?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

just the one quality?

Touché.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I speak more-advanced English than most,

I just need to highlight this for posterity because seeing this type of grammar mistake will never, ever fail to entertain me. And TJ will never see what's wrong about it, which makes it even better.

(HINT FOR TJ: What word is "more-advanced" modifying? Think about it and you may figure out what's wrong)

 

[Cuck Norris]

I just need to highlight this for posterity because seeing this type of grammar mistake will never, ever fail to entertain me.

It's only a mistake if you're basic. We aren't on his more-advanced level.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Never seen "Rebel" at all, just as nobody will ever see you engaged except where same-sex or arranged marriages are legal.

This wasn't on topic. Please stay on topic. Also homophobia doesn't make you look more intelligent or edgy. It makes you look like you have no class and are retarded.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yo @Cowlick, clearly you have beef with homosexuals. Shit's wack. What are your views on race though?

 

[RequiredName]

Mr. @Cowlick, do you play video games? Have you ever played Captain Novolin? If so, what's your three-digit code?

 

[Chuggernaut]

What's my score, Chuggernaut?

That's an A, which is an honor higher then winning a spelling bee.

 

[Bound2]

How I imagine Teej every time he reads something in this thread:

Spoiler

I actually have a serious question. Teej, where do you think you'll be in five years from now? How about ten? What do you think you'll have accomplished by then?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yo @Holden, how dope are pagers? Shit's fly as hell, right?

EDIT- Also please stop avoiding questions when you show up. Looks mad douchey otherwise.

 

[Mr. X]

Perhaps the bad teeth, but there is no cause for the other two, as they themselves do not exist.

Deduct, don't claim you speak the same language as I do. We all know I speak more-advanced English than most, & my year-old relatives speak all languages better than you.

Your inflated ego is showing. I don't get why you're in such a hurry to prove me right.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Neither of those are necessarily true... I thought you all at least knew things were not necessarily all-or-nothing situations.

The sole exception: Any other member saying someone here is stupid means they are not, as the majority of members here have proven within their own statements that they themselves are stupid.

Oh my goodness. You are amazing.

 

[Jonzun]

What a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face.

 

[Cowlick]

I don't have an ego, nor any need to Google the people you reference. If I don't recognize the name, I simply assume it's like some of the children's characters my younger relatives refer to sometimes.... I don't know who they are, but I already have intelligence beyond needing to be aware of them.

Also, I honestly don't recall the last time I brought up my spelling-bee victories in this thread. However, I see why some of you insist on doing so: You feel some accomplishments you claim are higher honors, & you may be right. However, being honest, we'd all state that there are many accomplishments I achieved long ago that are higher/greater than the best any one of you (or all of you working together) will achieve in your entire lives.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I don't have an ego, nor any need to Google the people you reference. If I don't recognize the name, I simply assume it's like some of the children's characters my younger relatives refer to sometimes.... I don't know who they are, but I already have intelligence beyond needing to be aware of them.

Also, I honestly don't recall the last time I brought up my spelling-bee victories in this thread. However, I see why some of you insist on doing so: You feel some accomplishments you claim are higher honors, & you may be right. However, being honest, we'd all state that there are many accomplishments I achieved long ago that are higher/greater than the best any one of you (or all of you working together) will achieve in your entire lives.

You know, you're right. Having a lolcow thread is a pretty big honor.

 

[CatParty]

I don't have an ego, nor any need to Google the people you reference. If I don't recognize the name, I simply assume it's like some of the children's characters my younger relatives refer to sometimes.... I don't know who they are, but I already have intelligence beyond needing to be aware of them.

Also, I honestly don't recall the last time I brought up my spelling-bee victories in this thread. However, I see why some of you insist on doing so: You feel some accomplishments you claim are higher honors, & you may be right. However, being honest, we'd all state that there are many accomplishments I achieved long ago that are higher/greater than the best any one of you (or all of you working together) will achieve in your entire lives.

I have three emmys. What have you done with your life?