Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[CheezzyMach]

Pink and purple pastel everywhere, ugly gay characters, aliens with CalArts design... why do they keep hiring Tumblr "artists"?

Because they're cheap and Disney doesn't give a shit.

 

[HeyYou]

So apparently Disney is under assault from all the people who worked on the OT and a bunch came out of the woodwork and are all screeching how Disney ruined star wars.

This makes me suspicious because, why now? And what took you so long?

Wait, really? I didn't hear about this.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Wait, really? I didn't hear about this.

STAR WARS Screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan Says The Studio Blew SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY — GeekTyrant

Screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan has a long history with the Star Wars franchise and it also started with The Empire Strikes Back . The last Star Wars film he worked on was Solo: A Star Wars Story and that will most likely be the last film in the franchise that he’ll work on. After telli

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Which is a bit of a joke considering (IIRC) he wrote it with his son to get him a job, didn't tell his dumbarse to STFU regarding Lando's sexuality, was reported to have sat around bitching at how Lord and Miller were directing (in effect being a shadow director) with the end result of getting them fired and relaced by Ritchie Cunningham.

The film wasn’t a failure like most people think, it just didn’t make as much as the studio wanted.

Look at this cope and attempted rewrite of history, bitch it LOST a minimum of $80m

 

[HeyYou]

STAR WARS Screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan Says The Studio Blew SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY — GeekTyrant

Screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan has a long history with the Star Wars franchise and it also started with The Empire Strikes Back . The last Star Wars film he worked on was Solo: A Star Wars Story and that will most likely be the last film in the franchise that he’ll work on. After telli

geektyrant.com

Which is a bit of a joke considering (IIRC) he wrote it with his son to get him a job, didn't tell his dumbarse to STFU regarding Lando's sexuality, was reported to have sat around bitching at how Lord and Miller were directing (in effect being a shadow director) with the end result of getting them fired and relaced by Ritchie Cunningham.

Yeah, I expected Kasdan to be salty about Solo. The more I read about him the less I like him, and since he wrote TFA you can't blame all the memberberry shit on JJ. I just thought that an entire group of editors and so forth who worked on the OT were criticizing Disney's movies, and that sounded awesome.

 

[CheezzyMach]

because you want to stick your dick in sexy, this doesn't change if it's 2d or 3d. that's why sex sells - and feminists screeching about it shows how truly exceptional they are, because everybody knows it works exactly the same for women (if not more).
as for anime, the fanservice episode usually happens once the characters have been set up or is put into an OVA.



by know we know that her character is even thinner than her advertisement cardboard cutout. if she would be sexy we would at least have something pleasant for the eye to look at. now give her a hunk as love interest and you'll get a lot of wet seats as well. it's really not rocket science, that's why the course of modern hollywood is so baffling.

It's because Hollywood is ran by out of touch Boomers who think the screeching shitmonkeys on Twitter represent the country at large.

 

[Adamska]

Why don't you like Star Wars?
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See Porkins' Pre-Death Vacation in This 'Star Wars' Comic

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Thank god I've decided every one of these shit "EU" material Disney's been desperately shitting out (as well as the movies) aren't fucking canon or I might actually get annoyed again.

It's amazing they can't stop groping at and destroying everything out of autistic spite.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Pink and purple pastel everywhere, ugly gay characters, aliens with CalArts design... why do they keep hiring Tumblr "artists"?

Super cheap and they have internet fanbois

 

[Raging Capybara]

To what extent Kasdan really influenced Empire Strikes Back?

If he's that much of a lolcow I'm starting to believe Lucas was responsible for 90% of the script.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Lucas was definitely responsible for the "I am your father" twist. He came up with it after Leigh Brackett, who wrote the original film treatment or story draft, had passed away. The only thing I remember about Kasdan's involvement was his suggestion that Luke die and Leia become the hero, which George rejected on the grounds of this being an action adventure fantasy.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Because Disney doesn't understand how Star Wars works or why people enjoy it. It's a fantasy space opera about powerful, but still flawed and relatable, people making difficult choices to do the Right Thing. None of its themes are particularly deep or complex, but even base level moral quandaries are too much for the Mouse. The Mouse only knows how to make and sell spectacle sans substance.

Modern Disney Storytelling is all cart no horse. I can certainly agree. Thats why they had to buy Marvel and Pixar. Lucasfilm though they botched it on

Look at this cope and attempted rewrite of history, bitch it LOST a minimum of $80m

You cant effectively double the cost of the movie and expect it to make any money. Whatever Lord and Miller's vision would have done it probably wouldnt have lost money it just underperformed. Lawrence axed it because its what KK wanted and KK gave his son the gig

Yeah, I expected Kasdan to be salty about Solo. The more I read about him the less I like him, and since he wrote TFA you can't blame all the memberberry shit on JJ. I just thought that an entire group of editors and so forth who worked on the OT were criticizing Disney's movies, and that sounded awesome.

He helped JJ on TFA to get Solo made so his kid would have a job

 

[ZMOT]

To what extent Kasdan really influenced Empire Strikes Back?

If he's that much of a lolcow I'm starting to believe Lucas was responsible for 90% of the script.

sometimes the sum is greater than the parts, I could see lucas and kasdan trying to out-autismo each other that a lot of their bullshit canceled each other out (either in concept or execution).

why do they keep hiring Tumblr "artists"?

can't remember in what connection I read it, but basically that's all the "artists" now. the rich kids that go art school don't want to learn portraits or basic human anatomy but want to "express" themselves and other bs, that's why you get all that crap by people (literally) menstruating on canvas. and since their parents are basically funding the school they get catered to. good luck finding a teacher with the knowledge of doing "proper" art and someone willing to learn it. wouldn't be surprised if a community college is better for serious artists than "art school" these days.

then add the ideological angle and you get "western animation".

 

[Fcret]

To what extent Kasdan really influenced Empire Strikes Back?

If he's that much of a lolcow I'm starting to believe Lucas was responsible for 90% of the script.

This is basically correct. Kasdan was hired to rework some of the dialogue in Empire (and later, Return of the Jedi) because Lucas was still self-aware enough at that point to realize that his own dialogue was stilted and unnatural. Kasdan's absence is probably the major reason why the prequel trilogy has such awful dialogue.

 

[Judge Holden]

Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.

And now all of you have to see it too because I will not suffer this shit alone

EDIT: oh....my....god.......this comic is literally the worst thing I have seen this year and I have seen a half dozen livestreams of mass murder

This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now.

 

[Antipathy]

You know, that fan art made me think that somehow they made Rey look even more like a boy in this new film than in Force Awakens, she looked feminine in The Last Jedi.

But being sexy still wouldn't save Rey, not even a little. Just check that video from that weird hardcore fan Eric Butts, the best he can come up with in explaining how complex the arc of Rey is being is that "She.. She's come to know S-She is who she is!... She is not going to let others define her!". Wow. I mean, Rey's just so hollow and devoid of a soul that the hardcore fans of this God forsaken trilogy barely can explain what makes her good or interesting.

Here's a fun experiment: go onto any soy infested site and ask these Nuwars consumers what makes Rey interesting.
You will never get the same answer twice, because Rey is a blank slate for projection. Removing the projection removes her character.

can't remember in what connection I read it, but basically that's all the "artists" now. the rich kids that go art school don't want to learn portraits or basic human anatomy but want to "express" themselves and other bs, that's why you get all that crap by people (literally) menstruating on canvas. and since their parents are basically funding the school they get catered to. good luck finding a teacher with the knowledge of doing "proper" art and someone willing to learn it. wouldn't be surprised if a community college is better for serious artists than "art school" these days.

then add the ideological angle and you get "western animation".

It's kind of sad. A baseline knowledge of human anatomy can lead to some pretty interesting ideas and concepts. My general knowledge of something is this: If you want to create a system, understand a similar one. This is why if you get an actual biologist to try and design a creature from scratch, it's extremely interesting and well thought out, etc. If someone has knowledge of human anatomy, they can play around with it to create more interesting characters.

Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.

And now all of you have to see it too because I will not suffer this shit alone

BEHOLD: SUPER SOY FACES! NOW WITH 60% LESS CHIN AND WEIRD BEADY BUTTON EYES

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.

And now all of you have to see it too because I will not suffer this shit alone

EDIT: oh....my....god.......this comic is literally the worst thing I have seen this year and I have seen a half dozen livestreams of mass murder

This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now.

This is the gayest shit ever.

Gays were a mistake.

 

[Mola Ram]

BEHOLD: SUPER SOY FACES! NOW WITH 60% LESS CHIN AND WEIRD BEADY BUTTON EYES

It's worth remembering that Star Wars comics are a product of Marvel Comics, so as bad as these are (and sweet Jesus they are bad) and as bad as Star Wars has become (and sweet Jabba it is bad), this horrorshow is probably more of a reflection of Marvel than of Lucasfilm. I don't think Lucasfilm has all that much input into the comics, although they obviously must set some parameters and sign off on it.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Somebody send this shit to Ya Boi Zack. I want to see him rip it apart, literally and in a review.

 

[Judge Holden]

This is the gayest shit ever.

Gays were a mistake.

The true horror of this shit is that once they leave the gay vacation schtick the comic gets an order of magnitude more cringy and unreadable. Like that porkins textwall in the second image....goddamn that shit is literally worse than My Immortal tier fanfics

Also I just realised that in a previously shown pic Biggs shits himself .

That is now part of the official star wars lore that Biggs Darklighter shit his britches at the beach while Porkins takes a selfie.

This is actually more painful than the fucking fart fetish book.....jesus fucking christ

 

[The handsome tard]

"I'm ambivalent about all this carnage"

"Its a good reminder of how important self care can be"

JFC. Have these writers actually interacted with humans? Ever? Like real humans, face to face.

Thats what you get when you have a generation raised by TV and social media. They are so separated from reality they created their own where their own logic is the one that reigns. And adults are very hard to change back into normality, first you would need to convince them there is only two genders and that it doesnt matter what Dumbledore would have wanted in our fucking elections.

thicc muscle mommy wearing a leotard under her cloth.
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That girl has launched so many boys into puberty, holy shit. A design like hers would never fly in the PC/CG dominated industry of today.
I always imagined the guys creating these designs just winking at us and whispering "you are welcome...!"

So apparently Disney is under assault from all the people who worked on the OT and a bunch came out of the woodwork and are all screeching how Disney ruined star wars.

This makes me suspicious because, why now? And what took you so long?

I imagine its about contacts, the current state of the media and contractual conditions. Mark Hamill has barely gotten away with shit talking Rian and Jake Skywalker.

...So the perfect ending for me is all of the new characters dying in an explosion while Lando, Chewie and the droids ride off into the sunset

No, the perfect ending is Luke waking up, realizing this whole trilogy was a alien tiddy green milk induced nightmare, promise the force he will stop drinking and fly back to the jedi academy where his family, friends and students are wondering where is the grand master.

because you want to stick your dick in sexy, this doesn't change if it's 2d or 3d. that's why sex sells - and feminists screeching about it shows how truly exceptional they are, because everybody knows it works exactly the same for women (if not more).
as for anime, the fanservice episode usually happens once the characters have been set up or is put into an OVA.

Thing is, I rarely find blank slates sexy. Planks of woods with big titties glued on doesnt reach me. What does reach me is well written beautiful females that only later get some fanservice almost as a symbol of connection betwen us and the characters.
So if Rey was sexy, that wouldnt have changed a thing.

That would be an amazing "twist", make the Universe even smaller by making the only black main character in the ST the offspring of the only black supporting character in the OT.

Why not go the extra niggering mile and say all black people come from Mace Windu?

The only thing I remember about Kasdan's involvement was his suggestion that Luke die and Leia become the hero, which George rejected on the grounds of this being an action adventure fantasy

They were trying to murder Luke in favor to Leia EVEN BACK THEN!?

Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.

And now all of you have to see it too because I will not suffer this shit alone

Poor Porkins, his entire existence was an overly long fat guy joke...now its a woke one. He knows the battle of yavin cant come any faster...

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Don't tell me about farts. I just found out about the Lion Guard fart scenes.

I guess kids find farts funny, but man, I dunno about that. And it's weird that the same kind of humor is in Star Wars courtesy of Cuck Wendig.