Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

A poor guy who doesn't have much is donating once he gets paid. He was inspired by Lucas's "donation" to the homeless. He doesn't know the real Lucas. Blind to Lucas's ploy of feeding the homeless to lure in a baby zoom while he stuffed all the leftover chicken down his own gullet.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I think there's a few people patronizing him now because it's the closest you can get to mocking him without getting blocked and deleted from his comments. I sure hope no one (else? maybe?) is going to give him money.

 

[FatherPucci]

A poor guy who doesn't have much is donating once he gets paid. He was inspired by Lucas's "donation" to the homeless. He doesn't know the real Lucas. Blind to Lucas's ploy of feeding the homeless to lure in a baby zoom while he stuffed all the leftover chicken down his own gullet.

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I'm pretty sure that was satire, we all know how gross his cooking is and its not like his downvoted videos are getting onto recommended. For the most part the only way anyone is viewing those videos is if you already know about him from here, sofalaw, facebook or just his general internet presence. Probably hoping for him to give out his cheesy cucumber recipe.

 

[mothman96]

I think there's a few people patronizing him now because it's the closest you can get to mocking him without getting blocked and deleted from his comments. I sure hope no one (else? maybe?) is going to give him money.

I'm pretty sure that was satire, we all know how gross his cooking is and its not like his downvoted videos are getting onto recommended. For the most part the only way anyone is viewing those videos is if you already know about him from here, sofalaw, facebook or just his general internet presence. Probably hoping for him to give out his cheesy cucumber recipe.

I hope you are both right. It turns my stomach that Lucas would be able to fool an unsuspecting person into handing over their money to him the POS.

 

[Rogowski]

Well look who showed back up to milk Lucas for more clout?

ETA: Lacie Belcher changed her name again and won’t shut the fuck up about Lucas STILL.

 

[Krathnami]

I'm pretty sure that was satire, we all know how gross his cooking is and its not like his downvoted videos are getting onto recommended. For the most part the only way anyone is viewing those videos is if you already know about him from here, sofalaw, facebook or just his general internet presence. Probably hoping for him to give out his cheesy cucumber recipe.

You could be right, but there have been no shortage of well-meaning but retardedly naive people who have shown him kindness, thinking they can help him or change him or somehow get through. But however well-intentioned, it's futile at best and at worst empowers his delusions. The kindest thing you can do to Lucas is tell him the truth, and I think deep down he knows everyone is right, but his supermassive ego would never admit it.

 

[ignominious]

massive powerlevel incoming, sorry. with Lucas becoming more batshit by the day, i got inspired to share my experiences with him. my name is Chloe Patterson, (i'm not @Rogowski, Lucas. suck my dick) and i live in Spokane! i have a lot to say so buckle up.

Spoiler: the McDonald's sweetheart was me.

i worked at the McDonald's downtown last year for a few months with my friend. my friend was aware of the Wern through me; as i had explained his legacy to her with nearly religious fervor. upon seeing him come in i quickly pointed him out, to which my friend and i started cackling at the size and presence of this man. he ordered four pies and a large soda, mixing dr. pepper and tropic berry sprite at the fountain. the tard left his change on the counter, and my manager asked me to deliver it to him. i saw his tweet later, it made me feel dirty.

we had an eventful exchange via facebook PM's which i will share here.

Spoiler: our PM's, long

color-coded! Red is personal details, like what i look like and powerlevel even i'm not comfortable showing my fellow kiwis. Purple is a good friend of mine. Orange is Purple's ex, also talked to Mucus a lot. Yellow is several different irrelevant people. here we go!






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i don't know shao at all but i was trying to get Pucas to warm up.



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perhaps i was a bit rètarded for telling him my kiwi status, but whatever.





























Purple had JUST turned 18 when he said this, and he knew that.



















































i don't actually think you guys are pussies



...but Lucas thinks you're chads.



i genuinely don't know if this is real at all, perhaps a SOFALAWfag could enlighten us on this potential op?









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"yeah ha ha" we all know Mr. Cheesy Cucumbers would eat macaroni and cheese in a bowl made of bologna



group in question was full of mouthbreathers in our area, including Lacie, and they subsequently met up and started that saga.















...and just like that, he blocked me for the slightest dissenting opinion. sry for the night mode screenshot

also, this actually did happen, i was with Purple and a few other friends when we saw him downtown and asked him to unblock us.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's nice to have confirmed that Lucas is the child he presents himself as, slurping soda at fast food outlets (the mixing flavours is particularly harrowing). He likes to try to give the impression of a hip coffee shop/bar-going drinker, but had given up on that recently, I assume it's too expensive when he can get his food and drink in one easy location. Did he eat all the pies, or take them with him?

 

[Pineapple Fox]

massive powerlevel incoming, sorry. with Lucas becoming more batshit by the day, i got inspired to share my experiences with him. my name is Chloe Patterson, (i'm not @Rogowski, Lucas. suck my dick) and i live in Spokane! i have a lot to say so buckle up.

Spoiler: our PM's, long

color-coded! Red is personal details, like what i look like and powerlevel even i'm not comfortable showing my fellow kiwis. Purple is a good friend of mine. Orange is Purple's ex, also talked to Mucus a lot. Yellow is several different irrelevant people. here we go!

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i don't know shao at all but i was trying to get Pucas to warm up.

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(Nick Bate)

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perhaps i was a bit rètarded for telling him my kiwi status, but whatever.

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Purple had JUST turned 18 when he said this, and he knew that.

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i don't actually think you guys are pussies

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...but Lucas thinks you're chads.

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i genuinely don't know if this is real at all, perhaps a SOFALAWfag could enlighten us on this potential op?

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hi Lucas

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i don't think i implied that but ok

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"yeah ha ha" we all know Mr. Cheesy Cucumbers would eat macaroni and cheese in a bowl made of bologna

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group in question was full of mouthbreathers in our area, including Lacie, and they subsequently met up and started that saga.

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...and just like that, he blocked me for the slightest dissenting opinion. sry for the night mode screenshot

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massive powerlevel incoming, sorry. with Lucas becoming more batshit by the day, i got inspired to share my experiences with him. my name is Chloe Patterson, (i'm not @Rogowski, Lucas. suck my dick) and i live in Spokane! i have a lot to say so buckle up.

Spoiler: the McDonald's sweetheart was me.

i worked at the McDonald's downtown last year for a few months with my friend. my friend was aware of the Wern through me; as i had explained his legacy to her with nearly religious fervor. upon seeing him come in i quickly pointed him out, to which my friend and i started cackling at the size and presence of this man. he ordered four pies and a large soda, mixing dr. pepper and tropic berry sprite at the fountain. the tard left his change on the counter, and my manager asked me to deliver it to him. i saw his tweet later, it made me feel dirty.

we had an eventful exchange via facebook PM's which i will share here.

Spoiler: our PM's, long

color-coded! Red is personal details, like what i look like and powerlevel even i'm not comfortable showing my fellow kiwis. Purple is a good friend of mine. Orange is Purple's ex, also talked to Mucus a lot. Yellow is several different irrelevant people. here we go!

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i don't know shao at all but i was trying to get Pucas to warm up.

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(Nick Bate)

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perhaps i was a bit rètarded for telling him my kiwi status, but whatever.

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Purple had JUST turned 18 when he said this, and he knew that.

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i don't actually think you guys are pussies

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...but Lucas thinks you're chads.

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i genuinely don't know if this is real at all, perhaps a SOFALAWfag could enlighten us on this potential op?

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hi Lucas

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i don't think i implied that but ok

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"yeah ha ha" we all know Mr. Cheesy Cucumbers would eat macaroni and cheese in a bowl made of bologna

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group in question was full of mouthbreathers in our area, including Lacie, and they subsequently met up and started that saga.

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...and just like that, he blocked me for the slightest dissenting opinion. sry for the night mode screenshot

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also, this actually did happen, i was with Purple and a few other friends when we saw him downtown and asked him to unblock us.

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Are you being true and honest with him during this conversation? Curious if this is you or if you’re playing a character.

 

[ignominious]

It's nice to have confirmed that Lucas is the child he presents himself as, slurping soda at fast food outlets (the mixing flavours is particularly harrowing). He likes to try to give the impression of a hip coffee shop/bar-going drinker, but had given up on that recently, I assume it's too expensive when he can get his food and drink in one easy location. Did he eat all the pies, or take them with him?

he left with them, but i got confirmation that he ate them all at once after he was gone.

Are you being true and honest with him during this conversation? Curious if this is you or if you’re playing a character.

it was an exaggeration of my actual personality i suppose. i hammed it up quite a bit talking to him, but i genuinely wanted him to find an equally nutty telomerase dump so he'd quit creeping on me and my friends at the bus depot.

 

[mothman96]

it was an exaggeration of my actual personality i suppose. i hammed it up quite a bit talking to him, but i genuinely wanted him to find an equally nutty telomerase dump so he'd quit creeping on me and my friends at the bus depot.

Considering that he could have children with the woman, what about them. Lucas is in no way shape or form fit to be the husband to anyone much less a father. Didn't you think about that. What kind of life it would be for a child, especially for a daughter which he has already shown to be lusting after.

 

[Hellvetika]

It's hilarious to me that he blames that gun incident on SOFALAW and KF.

Pucas hired a damn PR agent who was trying to take advantage of his e-fame to make a name for himself. When good ol' Creepas got himself a temp ban on Facebook, the agent started to pretend his Lucas page was actually the real Lucas. I guess their professional relationship went south at some point because he started saying dumb shit on the page and people believed it was the real Lucas. SOFALAW actively tried to get the page shut down and reply to comments telling everyone it wasn't really Lucas, but they were continuously blocked by the creator. The agent tried to rile up Spokane idiots to try to find Lukey in the food court at the college or at the clock tower to fight him. When things started to escalate, the agent posted a picture of his gun on the page and locals flipped out and ended up calling the police. Pretty sure it had nothing to do with KF and SOFALAW as most were aware that it wasn't really him. It's back in the 140s on here.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

"I lived in the era when that phrase was first used"

Way to make yourself look super fucking old, Lucas.

Don't judge a book by its cover dates all the way back to 1860

Jesus Freak dates from late 1960s

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

he left with them, but i got confirmation that he ate them all at once after he was gone.



it was an exaggeration of my actual personality i suppose. i hammed it up quite a bit talking to him, but i genuinely wanted him to find an equally nutty telomerase dump so he'd quit creeping on me and my friends at the bus depot.

Since you've met him, maybe you can clear something up we've kicked around: What's the deal with the potential auditory hallucinations? Why does he hear the n-word so much? Is he really talking to himself while walking to try to get people to laugh? Recently he's mentioned several times that he sees himself as a "street comedian". Just bullshit, or has he hung around buskers?

Also: How crazy does he seem in person....his walk, does he reek of ass, etc. How shy is he around girls he's attracted to in person? And how broadly aware of him is his choice age group in the town? The average teen Spokaner doesn't know who he is, right?

Appreciate any details; some of these we've discussed a lot and some are my own queries so...

 

[Particle Bored]

massive powerlevel incoming, sorry. with Lucas becoming more batshit by the day, i got inspired to share my experiences with him. my name is Chloe Patterson, (i'm not @Rogowski, Lucas. suck my dick) and i live in Spokane! i have a lot to say so buckle up.

Spoiler: the McDonald's sweetheart was me.

i worked at the McDonald's downtown last year for a few months with my friend. my friend was aware of the Wern through me; as i had explained his legacy to her with nearly religious fervor. upon seeing him come in i quickly pointed him out, to which my friend and i started cackling at the size and presence of this man. he ordered four pies and a large soda, mixing dr. pepper and tropic berry sprite at the fountain. the tard left his change on the counter, and my manager asked me to deliver it to him. i saw his tweet later, it made me feel dirty.

we had an eventful exchange via facebook PM's which i will share here.

Spoiler: our PM's, long

color-coded! Red is personal details, like what i look like and powerlevel even i'm not comfortable showing my fellow kiwis. Purple is a good friend of mine. Orange is Purple's ex, also talked to Mucus a lot. Yellow is several different irrelevant people. here we go!

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i don't actually think you guys are pussies

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...but Lucas thinks you're chads.

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i genuinely don't know if this is real at all, perhaps a SOFALAWfag could enlighten us on this potential op?

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hi Lucas

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i don't think i implied that but ok

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"yeah ha ha" we all know Mr. Cheesy Cucumbers would eat macaroni and cheese in a bowl made of bologna

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group in question was full of mouthbreathers in our area, including Lacie, and they subsequently met up and started that saga.

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...and just like that, he blocked me for the slightest dissenting opinion. sry for the night mode screenshot

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"Homie"

"Bro"

"Dude"

I bet you say "nigga" a lot, too.

You'd know you'd date Lucas if he paid for those pies with a credit card.

 

[ignominious]

Since you've met him, maybe you can clear something up we've kicked around: What's the deal with the potential auditory hallucinations? Why does he hear the n-word so much? Is he really talking to himself while walking to try to get people to laugh? Recently he's mentioned several times that he sees himself as a "street comedian". Just bullshit, or has he hung around buskers?

Also: How crazy does he seem in person....his walk, does he reek of ass, etc. How shy is he around girls he's attracted to in person? And how broadly aware of him is his choice age group in the town? The average teen Spokaner doesn't know who he is, right?

Appreciate any details; some of these we've discussed a lot and some are my own queries so...

you guys have seen the entirety of my conversations with lucas. besides the odd time i came across him in person, that is. IRL, i think only a few sentences were exchanged between us, and that was honestly over the span of a few months at my job.

when i've seen him outside of work, he kinda just loiters around the bus depot. never seen him talk to anybody else in person actually.

he has that sort of BO/stale piss scent that's typically carried by the most destitute of homeless people that have not had access to a washing machine or shower for months.

he is EXTREMELY greasy. probably the greasiest person i've ever come across. he has a sort of slicked back mullet kinda hairstyle, but it stays back through the pure oil he excretes. his hair looks perpetually wet because of this.

he has a mini version of a bulging Slaton forehead. he waddles like a penguin, and inexplicably, his pantaloonies (personally only witnessed the Ninja Turtle ones firsthand) are much too big for him.

as for the teen Spokanites, i'd say maybe 40% know who he is? usually the more edgy types tend to be the most familiar with him, i have no idea why.

You'd know you'd date Lucas if he paid for those pies with a credit card.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

you guys have seen the entirety of my conversations with lucas. besides the odd time i came across him in person, that is. IRL, i think only a few sentences were exchanged between us, and that was honestly over the span of a few months at my job.

when i've seen him outside of work, he kinda just loiters around the bus depot. never seen him talk to anybody else in person actually.

he has that sort of BO/stale piss scent that's typically carried by the most destitute of homeless people that have not had access to a washing machine or shower for months.

he is EXTREMELY greasy. probably the greasiest person i've ever come across. he has a sort of slicked back mullet kinda hairstyle, but it stays back through the pure oil he excretes. his hair looks perpetually wet because of this.

he has a mini version of a bulging Slaton forehead. he waddles like a penguin, and inexplicably, his pantaloonies (personally only witnessed the Ninja Turtle ones firsthand) are much too big for him.

as for the teen Spokanites, i'd say maybe 40% know who he is? usually the more edgy types tend to be the most familiar with him, i have no idea why.

Thanks for taking the time. Details like this are always my favorite bits about any cow thread, and your saved texts and answers are the best thing in lucasology since he's started massively over-producing content here recently with this daily video deluge.

Did we ever find what set him off to make the vids? It's weird, like, he goes quite a while only mentioning his board games and then, suddenly, he can't shut up.

I've also noticed that he either doesn't understand the mechanics of recording vids or just doesn't give a damn about his mistakes, because recently he's started to end a few vids in mid-sentence.

It's funny; he'll have vids where he seems almost lucid, somewhat intelligent even, (not in subject but in his overall manner- believe me I know he's full of shit!) and then vids where he's either doing what he claims is acting crazy to be funny (despite his "street comedian" claim, all of the wackiest vids take place in his apartment, leading one to conclude that he has some self-control, as he's not ticking and making those bizarre vocal outbursts in the street...at least, he hasn't much filmed himself doing so) or just genuinely batshit off his rocker.

I guess that's part of the condition? There's folks here who work in medical fields and know much more than most of us kiwis but isn't it bipolar with schizoaffective? Or schizotypal? I don't really understand the distinction there.

Does anyone with inside knowledge or knowledge of the city's mental health programs have any real idea how closely he's being watched or checked up on?

Last thing I meant to mention awhile ago: Since the recent start of his extreme YouTube video spergery he's begun to say that he hears OTHER people, as in not himself, complaining re: "agephobia". He speaks of these "millenials" with great venom, and I know none of this makes any sense, but how is his pet issue, his cause celebre, his raison d'etre really suddenly coming out of the mouths of his competition?

I always saw Lucas as a guy trying to, in his own words, "science" his way into chicks' pants... As in he thought he could convince girls to fuck him with a specific interpretation (specifically WRONG, obviously) of some actually true facts which are both over-complicated for your average teen to understand and simultaneously willfully twisted by Lucas in an attempt to appear more persuasive.

Then at some point, all this chicanery deteriorated and he seemed to buy into his own bullshit; he started to get very self-righteous about "his cause" and excessively maudlin over the supposed injustice of his fruitless lovequest.

This seemed to dovetail with his mental problems as well as giving him an identity and a purpose; he clearly enjoyed being portrayed as what he saw as a quasi-celebrity, even if he seemed to largely miss that his notoriety was about his lecherous infamy and not his "research".

I thought that "job one" when he got booby-hatched a few years back would have been trying to shake this magical thinking structure regarding his uniquely beneficent sperm, and perhaps they tried, but loneliness and mental illness seem to have reinforced this mania of his to the point where it seems inextricably attached, ingrained even, in his self-identity.

It's not hard to see why: as mentioned above it gives him a self-identity, as well as a scapegoat group to blame all his failure-to-launch maturity problems on.

It's going to be interesting to see how this persists now that he's assumed a king of the castle role, blocking and deleting from his YouTube comments any dissent of any kind.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas going on about Greta Thunberg again... I think he likes her for a few reasons. One, of course, is that she is a 16 year old girl, another is that this gives him another chance to virtue signal. The popular left sees her as a true savior. This privileged girl that travels around the world yelling "how dare you" to first world governments is a saint in many peoples eyes. Lucas being a public fan makes him look liberal and woke, and he believes that will attract the Gen Z girls. It won't of course, due to Lucas's many lesser qualities.

Greta also has mental problems, like Lucas does, and many feel that she should not be criticized due to them. Lucas would like the same treatment, but he is basically a hobo who the Internet laughs at. So, Lucas will not get that courtesy.

Greta

Insta: lucaswerner79

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[Trainwreck]

Lucas, since you are still reading this thread....I work downtown and I will take a picture of your fat, slobby, greasy ass every time I see you and post it here. The reason I will never approach you nor speak to you is not because I am afraid of you, it is because you are a self righteous, entitled, narcissistic, schizophrenic creep.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Lucas going on about Greta Thunberg again... I think he likes her for a few reasons.

In a previous video he stated that he would date her. In this video he says he wishes he had a daughter like her.

First of all, Greta is only 16 so that's just disturbing that he would considering dating a kid. (Fuck off with that age of consent shit Lucas, legality and morality are 2 different things. Normal 40 year old men date other adults.)

Then for him to go on to say the same person who a few days ago he said he would date he wishes was his daughter? Yuck.