Containment Random Chris Updates

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Alex Krycek said:
Chris you can’t tame a cat that wasn’t housebroken before you adopted it. Yeah you did okay with Pollo because he was an outside cat mostly and already kinda old but even he died. Sorbet got hit by a fucking car. The only reason Lucy is alive is because she’s old enough to adapt to this and maybe she’s actually got 9 lives. Hell maybe Scampers would still be around if you weren’t craving coffee at 2 AM. Hopefully Kitty found a way out.
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Not to mention his dogs, baying all day long and which by his own admission can't be left alone or they will wreck the house.

Fuck, nigga can't even tame his own sphincters to begin with.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris puts up a smug front against Ben, claiming he wasn't trolled by the comic's plot development because he foresaw things or some shit.
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It's always interesting to see Chris get smug and explain how much he understands something when he clearly doesn't.

Given Chris' unhealthy obsession with cartoons, you'd think he'd see how he was being written here. The unhinged psychotic who's trying to put on a straight face for their adoring audience as they begin to see this character for what they really are.

As always, Chris doesn't understand but feels compelled to prove he's as clever as everyone else in the room when he clearly is not.... And as always, he's fooling no one but himself.
 
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jc17 said:
It's always interesting to see Chris get smug and explain how much he understands something when he clearly doesn't.

Given Chris' unhealthy obsession with cartoons, you'd think he'd see how he was being written here. The unhinged psychotic who's trying to put on a straight face for their adoring audience as they begin to see this character for what they really are.

As always, Chris doesn't understand but feels compelled to prove he's as clever as everyone else in the room when he clearly is not.... And as always, he's fooling no one but himself.
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Keep in mind that Chris obsession with cartoons tend to be ones that are notoriously badly written ones that embody the worst aspects of 80s animation and shows why that decade was as good as most people say it was. Him seeing anyone as an unhinged psycho isn't ingrained into his mind.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Keep in mind that Chris obsession with cartoons tend to be ones that are notoriously badly written ones that embody the worst aspects of 80s animation and shows why that decade was as good as most people say it was. Him seeing anyone as an unhinged psycho isn't ingrained into his mind.
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What you call “notoriously badly written” I call “ so bad it’s good”.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
What you call “notoriously badly written” I call “ so bad it’s good”.
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Fair enough, it's just that the adventures of the American rabbit, and filmations Ghostbusters don't paint the best picture of 80s animation the way transformers, the real Ghostbusters or DuckTales does. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris also watched crap like the getalong gang or the toy based shows that were completely shamless with pushing pester power like that rubix cube show
 
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Xochi said:
I stopped paying attention to Chris for a while, have people stopped playing into his Dimensional Merge bullshit hoping to squeeze the last bit of mílk from his dried up lolteats yet?
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Lol no, there's still plenty of idiot orbiters on Twatter feeding into his delusions, including some dipshit webcomic artist named Ben Saint.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Fair enough, it's just that the adventures of the American rabbit, and filmations Ghostbusters don't paint the best picture of 80s animation the way transformers, the real Ghostbusters or DuckTales does. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris also watched crap like the getalong gang or the toy based shows that were completely shamless with pushing pester power like that rubix cube show
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I don’t care about cartoons for entertainment value unless we’re talking Venture Bros or South Park, or some classic show like Rocko’s Misern Life, Ren and Stimpy, or Beavis and Butthead. Yeah also like a lot of old Adult Swim shows too like Home Movies and Sealab. I occasionally have to watch cartoons when I spend time with family members and they all just seem bland and annoying to me. I pretty much just read shit on my phone and occasionally say “oh yeah that was cool” if the kids get excited about something.

That doesn’t just extend to cartoons though. I don’t like much TV in general.
 
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