2019 HallowReeen

[Martys_not_smarty]

So has he already tapped out from vanilla Stalker already nvm someone just answered for me so I'll ask with what the fuck did he expect it's a very acquired taste of a game like the VtM Bloodlines 1 it's janky at points and an acquired taste also without you gotta play with mods kahmahn.

 

[Shambler]

phil is literally picking up EVERY item he finds, he's got like 5 fucking pistols in his inventory (the same pistols)
edit: phil is now complaining he takes to much damage from bullets while doing absolutely NOTHING to avoid their damage
and again the game "sucks and its terrible" phil is literally the type of guy who hates things he's bad at not because they're actually bad

 

[DSPGouting]

100% bet that Phil’s “business” has one CEO (Phil ‘Snort’ Burnell) and one secretary (Kat ‘Khet’ Burnell).

It’s the oldest trick in the book for sole traders / small businesses. You hire a spouse as a company operative and pay them the maximum pay which doesn’t break the income tax limit and then that money goes straight back to you tax free.

They don’t even have to do anything - just appear on the books. Your a sly one, Mr Gout

 

[Shambler]

i want everyone to know, this "mods make stalker better" is pure propaganda, mods make it more USER FRIENDLY by making certain items a viable option, mods are not required and the game is 100% enjoyable without them.
he's finally rage quit after dying to the same bandits and then proceeds to bitch about how its the worst game he's played and it "runs like shit"
(maybe if you actually built a good PC it'd run well)

 

[SPhobos]

God I loved watching STALKER beat the shit out of Phil.

 

[huffysan]

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100% bet that Phil’s “business” has one CEO (Phil ‘Snort’ Burnell) and one secretary (Kat ‘Khet’ Burnell).

It’s the oldest trick in the book for sole traders / small businesses. You hire a spouse as a company operative and pay them the maximum pay which doesn’t break the income tax limit and then that money goes straight back to you tax free.

They don’t even have to do anything - just appear on the books. Your a sly one, Mr Gout

Can this be considered as "tax evasion" or too stretched out?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Yeah if he only spent half as much time doing some research as to what sort of game Stalker is as well as pre-installing as he did creating a fake position for his roomate at Pigroach Enterprises. Also which game in the series was it?

 

[Comma]

Okay, he has ragequit two out of two games played so far. Good job, DSP, you toxic cunt.

And he's taking ANOTHER break. He returned from the first break not even one hour ago.

honestly its infuriating that he rage quits so many games, it wouldn't be a problem if he at least just admited he's fucking garbage at the games he quits but he has to sniff his own farts and shit on the games he quits playing

And then to think he wants $500 for this shit.

For anyone not watching (i.e. smart people), here's a summary:

- did a super long pre-stream, stalling the fuck out of it for contributions
- ragequit Bloodstained after about an hour of gameplay because he died and "it doesn't have good checkpoints" (it's a Castlevania game...)
- went on a break for over 20 minutes
- returns from the break, starts fucking around with setting up STALKER on the PC with (of course) zero preperation so it takes 15 minutes for him to get in-game (and shows his desktop to the whole world while doing this)
- ragequits STALKER after about 45 minutes(!) because he can't handle the controls and gets killed all the time
- takes another break (15 minutes)

 

[Shambler]

Okay, he has ragequit two out of two games played so far. Good job, DSP, you toxic cunt.

honestly its infuriating that he rage quits so many games, it wouldn't be a problem if he at least just admited he's fucking garbage at the games he quits but he has to sniff his own farts and shit on the games he quits playing

 

[DSPGouting]

Can this be considered as "tax evasion" or too stretched out?

Nahh perfectly legal as far as I know - just a quick easy way of getting cash flow back.

Worked for a dude in a small business once and his bimbo semi-retarded Ukrainian wife was treasurer for the entire business and his 18 year old son was VP just so he could siphon tax free cash back to the homestead.

But I guarantee that’s what pools done here - there is literally no other reason to have her pay slips on his laptop - even if she sends him the payslips from the ???job??? She does IRL that’s kinda weird to save them on your desktop like that..

 

[Canadian Tire]

Can this be considered as "tax evasion" or too stretched out?

Nah, as long as it's a "reasonable wage" the taxman doesn't really care.

 

[Pargon]

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100% bet that Phil’s “business” has one CEO (Phil ‘Snort’ Burnell) and one secretary (Kat ‘Khet’ Burnell).

It’s the oldest trick in the book for sole traders / small businesses. You hire a spouse as a company operative and pay them the maximum pay which doesn’t break the income tax limit and then that money goes straight back to you tax free.

They don’t even have to do anything - just appear on the books. Your a sly one, Mr Gout

Tons of employers set employees up with intranet accounts so they can track their time punches, view paystubs as PDF, download their I-9 for tax time and view their benefits. At most DSP is acting as Kat's bookkeeper. Calm down.

 

[DSPGouting]

Tons of employers set employees up with intranet accounts so they can track their time punches, view paystubs as PDF, download their I-9 for tax time and view their benefits. At most DSP is acting as Kat's bookkeeper. Calm down.

It’s plausible certainly that he’s set her up as an employee of Gout Industries though isn’t it? Anything to get more of his hard earned begged cash back in his pockets.

I just don’t see why he would have her slips if they are from a real job, I feel like Khet wouldn’t let him have anything important you know..

 

[JamFlowMan]

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100% bet that Phil’s “business” has one CEO (Phil ‘Snort’ Burnell) and one secretary (Kat ‘Khet’ Burnell).

It’s the oldest trick in the book for sole traders / small businesses. You hire a spouse as a company operative and pay them the maximum pay which doesn’t break the income tax limit and then that money goes straight back to you tax free.

They don’t even have to do anything - just appear on the books. Your a sly one, Mr Gout

Nice catch. "Hardship letter" caught my attention, followed by a program I don't know, then a tax form, then a Paypal graph, and then a few spaces later "tax confirmation August 20..."

 

[Immortal Technique]

Seems the majority of us got The Price Is Right'd.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Tons of employers set employees up with intranet accounts so they can track their time punches, view paystubs as PDF, download their I-9 for tax time and view their benefits. At most DSP is acting as Kat's bookkeeper. Calm down.

She has her own computer in her "office" why would she have someone who is bad with money use their work computer to store her paystubs?

It’s plausible certainly that he’s set her up as an employee of Gout Industries though isn’t it? Anything to get more of his hard earned begged cash back in his pockets.

I just don’t see why he would have her slips if they are from a real job, I feel like Khet wouldn’t let him have anything important you know..

Like you said its a pretty typical thing for people who own their own business. I know people who throw there kids on the payroll ASAP for that reason.

 

[Haunter]

Aaaand he showed his desktop again.

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For people who want to compare, here's the screenshot from when he showed his desktop during the Feb. 2019 Retrospective Event:

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A few of things I noticed from the most recent desktop reveal:

For the "hardship letter 2019", Google says, "A hardship letter explains why a homeowner is defaulting on their mortgage and needs to sell their home for less than what's owed on the mortgage. The best letters read like an attorney's pleading. They establish facts in a way that cause a mortgage lender to decide to either grant a short sale or loan modification."

"January. GIF" appears to be something like a PDF file that was saved as a GIF. Two similar looking forms, "october" and "octo", are saved as a PNGs...

Phil's saved the photoshop that makes him look like a Presidential candidate. I assume the edit was the work of a "Detractor"? How would Phil have seen it?

Nahh perfectly legal as far as I know - just a quick easy way of getting cash flow back.

Worked for a dude in a small business once and his bimbo semi-exceptional Ukrainian wife was treasurer for the entire business and his 18 year old son was VP just so he could siphon tax free cash back to the homestead.

But I guarantee that’s what pools done here - there is literally no other reason to have her pay slips on his laptop - even if she sends him the payslips from the ???job??? She does IRL that’s kinda weird to save them on your desktop like that..

I'm gonna throw out my own guess: Kat sent some form related to her work to Phil's PC for him to print, and Phil had the document saved to his desktop like everything else.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

Why in the actual fuck does he only play an hour of each game

That's barely enough to get past the starting areas in 99% of the games. He did this shit with Bloodstained, he did the same with Stalker

And his desktop is a fucking mess, his room is a fucking mess. What do you expect from someone who works his ass off all day?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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100% bet that Phil’s “business” has one CEO (Phil ‘Snort’ Burnell) and one secretary (Kat ‘Khet’ Burnell).

It’s the oldest trick in the book for sole traders / small businesses. You hire a spouse as a company operative and pay them the maximum pay which doesn’t break the income tax limit and then that money goes straight back to you tax free.

They don’t even have to do anything - just appear on the books. Your a sly one, Mr Gout

He probably was in a situation where he had to show proof of all income in the house.

 

[Pargon]

She has her own computer in her "office" why would she have someone who is bad with money use their work computer to store her paystubs

Because DSP is her bitch and she might email them from work.

Phil Burnell is a complete idiot and not nearly intelligent enough to put to use the first five search results from Googling "how to commit tax fraud".