Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Barb probably conciders Chris smart 'cause he knows how to use a computer for more than just paperwork. Bob was probably more computer literate than Barb, but I can't picture him on MySpace.

 

[Lesbian Identified Male]

How on earth has Chris not discovered tumblr yet? It's literally perfect for him; he can sperg all he likes and the whole community will white knight for him.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

How on earth has Chris not discovered tumblr yet? It's literally perfect for him; he can sperg all he likes and the whole community will white knight for him.

Vade has proved that isn't necessarily so.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What other conditions do you think does Chris have aside from autism?

Probably a range of physical health problems related to diet and lifestyle. He probably suffers from vitamin deficiencies and other unpleasant conditions because of that. Mentally, he's unwell shall we say. We can label him with all sorts of things but personally I think there's deep seated problems there that only an expert could uncover.

 

[timtommy]

Could Chris ever pull down having a girlfriend if he were to lower his standards? Could he swing an autistic girl or are they too good for him too? Jokes aside, realistically what is the best that he could possible do.?

What can Chris offer a girl?

He is fairly uninteresting. I am not interested in the same things he is, but even if I were, I would find him uninteresting. Suppose there is a girl interested in My Little Pony, Lego, and Pokemon. I would imagine she would find his take pretty juvenile. All he can do is list of characters and episodes or build pre-made sets. If I were that girl I would be more interested in a guy who didn't have those interests, but was intelligent enough that if I introduced him a little he might be able to discuss it intelligently.

He can't offer anything financially. I don't just mean buying stuff for her or taking care of her. I mean he couldn't pay for his share of fairly mundane, cost-effective outings. And there are no prospects that he ever will.

He is completely socially incompetent. Even if you can look past that, or don't care, you know that if you ever go somewhere with him there is always a decent chance he will cause a scene. And if you introduce him to your family or friends he will likely say or do something extremely off-putting or offensive.

He really won't give a shit about you. He is not intelligent. He is not attractive. He comes with an overbearing mother who you will have to deal with very early and often. He will pressure you into having his child right away. He has a lot of unresolved gender issues. He will openly hate your father, your brothers, and any male friends and relatives. He may end up in jail at some point. You will probably have to deal with trolls/weens on a regular basis.

So suppose you were a girl who couldn't find anyone else but Chris. Why would you choose Chris over being single?

The one thing I can think of that he offers is his weird brand of loyalty. You don't need to worry about him leaving you. Right away he will shower you with cliche compliments and declare his undying love. That would be a negative for most people. But I can see that there might be a subset who find it appealing.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The one thing I can think of that he offers is his weird brand of loyalty. You don't need to worry about him leaving you. Right away he will shower you with cliche compliments and declare his undying love.

Discounting the occasional extracurricular romp, of course.

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

He might be "loyal" to her, but he'll want to screw other girls on the side, with her permission of course.

"I understand each of your dreams of having sex with me and losing y'alls virginity with mine mutually, and that is truly special (Panda is also still a virgin BTW), but I can only have one True Sweetheart. But on the flip-side, Panda is cool with having a 3-way with two women (one being her of course), yet while I am uncertain at the moment, she may also be cool with sharing me with y'all invidually. But that's up to her to decide and let me know"

 

[Marvin]

How on earth has Chris not discovered tumblr yet? It's literally perfect for him; he can sperg all he likes and the whole community will white knight for him.

Chris doesn't socialize online.

Suppose there is a girl interested in My Little Pony, Lego, and Pokemon. I would imagine she would find his take pretty juvenile. All he can do is list of characters and episodes or build pre-made sets. If I were that girl I would be more interested in a guy who didn't have those interests, but was intelligent enough that if I introduced him a little he might be able to discuss it intelligently.

I think it's simpler than this. In the "brony boyfriend" market there's too much competition for Chris to be successful. It's probably 10:1 men to women.

He might be "loyal" to her, but he'll want to screw other girls on the side, with her permission of course.

"I understand each of your dreams of having sex with me and losing y'alls virginity with mine mutually, and that is truly special (Panda is also still a virgin BTW), but I can only have one True Sweetheart. But on the flip-side, Panda is cool with having a 3-way with two women (one being her of course), yet while I am uncertain at the moment, she may also be cool with sharing me with y'all invidually. But that's up to her to decide and let me know"

Chris is too passive to push this.

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

I agree, but he still wants that - and that desire limits his options even more, as most girls get upset if their man is (obviously) sexually interested in other women, whether they act on it or not.

 

[Marvin]

I agree, but he still wants that - and that desire limits his options even more, as most girls get upset if their man is (obviously) sexually interested in other women, whether they act on it or not.

Most aren't going to break up over him suggesting it, especially because he's careful to prefix tender questions like that with warnings. "I know this is a crazy idea but..."

 

[GS 281]

This thread really has got me thinking. WHO would want to be with him? Sure there's the concern over actually getting someone who he would have interest in as well, however who would accept Chris as a mate? His appearance has been well documented as generally unattractive, his personality repels people. There is no hook there. I apologize for being somewhat redundant, but I truly do not see how Chris could even find a non-sexual partner. There's no special skills or talents. No nothing. What a sad existence.

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

I don't think he'll ever have a mate. But he might find a loving care-taker when he gets older.

 

[Silver]

Suppose there is a girl interested in My Little Pony, Lego, and Pokemon. I would imagine she would find his take pretty juvenile. All he can do is list of characters and episodes or build pre-made sets. If I were that girl I would be more interested in a guy who didn't have those interests, but was intelligent enough that if I introduced him a little he might be able to discuss it intelligently.

Basically this. I like MLP and Pokémon and would absolutely not mind dating someone else who was. My ex-boyfriend was into both MLP and Pokémon and yet he is incredibly intelligent and majoring in physics. Chris is too unintelligent and doesn't have enough knowledge about either for me to consider trying to have conversations with him regarding them.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris doesn't look good. Full stop.
With his horrible tomgirl-getup, his long aweful hair and his (most likely) bad body odor, I can't see how anyone would feel attracted to him.

However people that aren't good looking might be able to attract someone with their personality, wit and intelligence...
But Chris has an unpleasant personality, his idea of wit is "down to where, all that is down is only the floor" and concerning his intelligence... well...

What I'm trying to say:
Recently, I voice doubt as to Chris ever being able to find a (genuine) friend. I can't fathom how he would ever hope to find/attract a mate.

 

[Marvin]

Chris doesn't look good. Full stop.
With his horrible tomgirl-getup, his long aweful hair and his (most likely) bad body odor, I can't see how anyone would feel attracted to him.

However people that aren't good looking might be able to attract someone with their personality, wit and intelligence...
But Chris has an unpleasant personality, his idea of wit is "down to where, all that is down is only the floor" and concerning his intelligence... well...

What I'm trying to say:
Recently, I voice doubt as to Chris ever being able to find a (genuine) friend. I can't fathom how he would ever hope to find/attract a mate.

He's had friends before. He just drove some of them off after awhile. No romantic partners though. That's not going to happen.

 

[Gensdupays]

Will Chris ever just realize that playing vidya and messing around with Lego is the best he's going to get from life and more importantly, will he care?

 

[2al]

Did Chris really say vidya?

Did Chris really say vidya?

If so, when?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Isn't Chris breaking the law by selling his Sonichu Medallions?

I'm not trying to A-Log here, but isn't profiting from a (slightly) altered design of a copyrighted character illegal? If I tried to flog I dunno, 'Bert Sampson' merchandise (which was just Bart Simpson painted green or something) wouldn't Fox at the very least slap me with a cease and desist?

Given the number of weens there are, I'm very surprised Chris's new business hasn't yet been brought to the attention of Sega and Nintendo's lawyers

 

[Smokey]

Isn't Chris breaking the law by selling his Sonichu Medallions?

I'm not trying to A-Log here, but isn't profiting from a (slightly) altered design of a copyrighted character illegal? If I tried to flog I dunno, 'Bert Sampson' merchandise (which was just Bart Simpson painted green or something) wouldn't Fox at the very least slap me with a cease and desist?

Given the number of weens there are, I'm very surprised Chris's new business hasn't yet been brought to the attention of Sega and Nintendo's lawyers.

Someone probably has gone to Nintendo or Sega over this. I doubt they care. The cost of a corporate lawyer's time to handle this case far exceeds any potential revenue Chris earns from his medallions. Not to mention the public backlash that would result from a giant corporation going after an autistic man making clay sculptures to try to supplement his income a little bit.

 

[Marvin]

Isn't Chris breaking the law by selling his Sonichu Medallions?

I'm not trying to A-Log here, but isn't profiting from a (slightly) altered design of a copyrighted character illegal? If I tried to flog I dunno, 'Bert Sampson' merchandise (which was just Bart Simpson painted green or something) wouldn't Fox at the very least slap me with a cease and desist?

Given the number of weens there are, I'm very surprised Chris's new business hasn't yet been brought to the attention of Sega and Nintendo's lawyers

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-289#post-392748

To sum it up: No, Sonichu is Chris'. Disney doesn't own every instance of a cartoon mouse, for example.