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SnergenFlergen said:
Probably one for Marvin or Thetan etc. but did anyone tell Chris at any point that the clitoris wasn't located on or even particularly close to the perineum when he planned to have his piercing? If so, how did he react? Did he do what he did that time when Ivy corrected his definition of a wet dream and just laugh and say she was wrong?
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No one bothered.
SnergenFlergen said:
Also how do you think he made such a blunder? From what I can gather this guy watches porn around the clock, so how after 32 years did he fuck up something as elementary as that? I know you'll be tempted to say 'because he's Chris', but this seems bafflingly retarded even for him.
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Chris isn't aware that the penis is the male analog to the clitoris. Or he might've read something like that and chooses to ignore it. So because of that, his two options for where to place the "unclit" is either above or below his junk. Chris just chose wrong. (I suppose he also could've gone for under the penis, but above the balls. I don't know how feasible that would be, but then again, I also wouldn't have thought a taint piercing would be feasible either.)
 
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Marvin said:
Chris isn't aware that the penis is the male analog to the clitoris. Or he might've read something like that and chooses to ignore it. So because of that, his two options for where to place the "unclit" is either above or below his junk. Chris just chose wrong. (I suppose he also could've gone for under the penis, but above the balls. I don't know how feasible that would be, but then again, I also wouldn't have thought a taint piercing would be feasible either.)
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when thinking about the unclit's placement, one shouldn't forget about the purpose and reason Chris got this for.
Lipstick-Lesbian-Porn style scissoring.

That's why placing it above (or on) the duck itself or between balls and duck is a no-go.

It might have less to do with "Where do I have to put it to make it as close to an anatomically accurate clit as possible?" and more of a "Where do I have to put it so a hot lesbian can mush her china against it like in my movies?"

On a sidenote: Thank fucking godbear Chris abondoned the idea of the unclit. Not only does this mean he doesn't die of infection but also that he's not gonna bother some poor hooker with weird soulgina intercourse requests.
 
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I'm sure we've all done it, but have you ever been watching a movie/listening to a song/whatever and couldn't help but be reminded of CWC? For example, I think Add It Up by the Violent Femmes is so amazingly on point it kind of blows my mind. Does this happen to anyone else, or do I need to stop reading the CWCki so damn much?
 
Its not something that particularly reminds me of him but the whole time I was on vacation in Virginia (Lake Anna) about a year ago all I could think about was that I was about an hour away from the guy
 
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Men and Women with very stereotypical southern accents.

Curmudgeons.

Social Justice Warriors.
 
Meh, I just think it's funnier imagining Chris's MO as being "run over anything that gets in your way". That or Chris crashes trying to avoid traffic and loses all the coins he picked up ala Mario Kart 8.
 
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Supreme Leader said:
It is a possibility, but it likely wasn't free. Driving wasn't something Chris had to become good at, but rather something that could prove to people he's an adult.
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Well he lives in a fairly rural area, so he needs a license to do something as simple as getting a can of coke. And at various points he did drive to more productive things like school and jobs.

I think Chris driving is driven by practicality. He never says anything like "I am an adult, I can drive." It's just the way he gets around.
 
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I have never heard of a school charging for a driver's ed class, especially in suburban or rural areas, aside from maybe a $10 to $20 fee to cover materials. Chris drives because he has to.
 
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I just read up on how to get a driver's license in Virginia. Do I understand this correctly, only after failing the road test three times you are required to actually take training? Holy shit.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
I just read up on how to get a driver's license in Virginia. Do I understand this correctly, only after failing the road test three times you are required to actually take training? Holy shit.
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In my state, you're required to take training from the start. Edit: But my state might be a lot more strict than the average. I'm not sure.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
I just read up on how to get a driver's license in Virginia. Do I understand this correctly, only after failing the road test three times you are required to actually take training? Holy shit.
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I assume that is so kids whose parents taught them or people with licenses from countries that Virginia doesn't automatically accept can skip the formal training if they have learned properly.

In my jurisdiction, formal training is always optional. If you pass the test you are licensed, no matter how you learned. The only benefit they give you from doing formal training is that you can take the road test sooner after getting a learner's permit. Assuming the test is well-administered, that seems like a fine policy.
 
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