Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

It took a minute to register that the round gaping hole in the middle of her boob is actually her nipple. It really doesn't look healthy. We've talked about other troons getting infections because they're gross speds who can't keep their surgery sites clean, but the teflon tard effect always seems to kick in and keep them from real harm. If Colt actually loses her nipples it'll be both hilarious and impressive.
 
She hasn't stopped posing topless since she had the operation. Wonder how long the post surgery high will last, before she realises her "authentic" self is still the same flakey fat lass who can't hold down a job or housing?

It's tragic really. Given Laura's mental (ill-) health history, she should never have been okayed to have her tits lopped off. The operation is just another now-things-will-be-better, like every new flat, job and friend she has. Laura doesn't need people to address her as "sir", she needs psych medication and counselling that she actually works with. But yeah, fuck all that gatekeeping, troons know best. :roll:
 
First off, a Happy Halloween from Colt!

"Spooky" was her caption. (a pain to show without doxing my FB avatar)

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Colt is mentioned in this Chicago public radio story on mental health funding in Chicago. Who the fuck at ONE Northside had the bright idea of letting Colt talk as a rep for their org? Oh well, the reporter was kind enough to just quote two sentences so she didn't come off horribly. I bet they cut some sperging.


"The additional funding for mental healthcare is a start, but it's not enough," said Colt Seidman, a mental health activist with ONE Northside. "I want to see the clinics reopened, which is not reflected in the budget."

Colt is currently riding a BPD high.
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If your hopes and dreams are to cut your tits off, couch surf, live off gibs, and grow a girly beard, well, Colt can serve as an inspiration to you. Aim high, fam!

Rest of this post is from that wonderful BPD memes group so I'll spoiler it as only one comment is from Colt.
(trust me, if you like Colt material and Bordie drama in general, you'll like it)

"Wytchh Scum" decided to post about how anyone who has "super chill and mentally ill" on their FB page deserves to be punched. While I can get how annoying people who wear their issues as an identity are, I have never desired to violently assault them. Make fun of them on the Farms? Sure! But violently attack them? "LOL calm down".

Wytchh then gets immediately dogpiled by the rest of the Bordies. Bordie fight! Eventually the mod closes the thread.

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OK, this one is better. Time to "drop your hoe stories", which, in a BPD group is like opening the gates at the Hoover Dam. I honestly don't know much about BPD beyond Kiwi armchair psychologizing, but it does seem to be co-morbid with a certain amount of sluttiness and over-the-top sexualized behavior. Witness Becca, Ali Rapp, Colt, and so many other horny cows. Some of these ladies (mostly ladies) are pretty hot, so if you live in the general vicinity of any of them, don't get any stupid ideas! Remember: the rule is "don't stick it in crazy". NONE of them would be worth it.

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And finally, Colt puts her story out there. No likes, no replies. Pre-transition Colt was no prize in the looks department, so I take this story with a grain of salt. However, I also know there are some horny bastards out there who would fuck anything, so I can also picture five Terras giving it a go at once... and then throw up in my mouth.
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Yeah, that picture sure is spooky alright. Though probably not for the reason you want us to think it is, Clit.

Also fucking called it. The BPD Support group is the FB equivalent of the infamous "goodbye doctor" scene in Alien: Resurrection.


She hasn't stopped posing topless since she had the operation. Wonder how long the post surgery high will last, before she realises her "authentic" self is still the same flakey fat lass who can't hold down a job or housing?

It's tragic really. Given Laura's mental (ill-) health history, she should never have been okayed to have her tits lopped off. The operation is just another now-things-will-be-better, like every new flat, job and friend she has. Laura doesn't need people to address her as "sir", she needs psych medication and counselling that she actually works with. But yeah, fuck all that gatekeeping, troons know best. :roll:
Actually, go back a few pages and you'll notice it kind of already has happened. We're talking someone who's too fucking dumb to know her limits, so she's bound to be in just a bit of denial, re: how things are really going for her.
 
It's tragic really. Given Laura's mental (ill-) health history, she should never have been okayed to have her tits lopped off. The operation is just another now-things-will-be-better, like every new flat, job and friend she has. Laura doesn't need people to address her as "sir", she needs psych medication and counselling that she actually works with. But yeah, fuck all that gatekeeping, troons know best. :roll:
Anyone with borderline should be someone to be cautious about, but someone like her? She's one of the worst. She's absolutely horrible about being impulsive and doing stupid shit for stupid reasons. I feel like there's no way she would have gotten it if the doctor knew her backstory. If they knew about her impulsivity and approved her anyway, they should be ashamed of themselves.
 
this bitch crazy af

Anyone with borderline should be someone to be cautious about, but someone like her? She's one of the worst. She's absolutely horrible about being impulsive and doing stupid shit for stupid reasons. I feel like there's no way she would have gotten it if the doctor knew her backstory. If they knew about her impulsivity and approved her anyway, they should be ashamed of themselves.
Honestly if you're a chick it's really difficult to get your parents to hate you so much that they completely abandon you to a life of being a destitute nut case on the streets. She must have been really insane
 
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Im honestly amazed she hasn't been taken advantage of by some predator yet (outside of whichever egg hatcher convinced her to troon out)
BPDs with low intelligence are a fucking magnet for these types especially females
 
Great new pics from Colt.

Captioned "Getting ready for ONE Northside fundraiser". Man, Colt must have really gotten fat if this is her after "dropping lots of weight". The stain on the pants adds a nice touch.
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Return of SuperColt! The incongruity between the fake six pack abs and her massive gut is hilarious.

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Literally a fucking WeebleWobble. FtM testosterone usage already increases their risk of heart attack 4x that of normal women and even 2x greater than men; being shaped like a fucking massive pear while doing HRT is a fucking death sentence.
FtM hormones also increase the risk of ovarian cancer by a ton, and excess abdominal fat makes that shit a bitch to detect.

Captioned "Getting ready for ONE Northside fundraiser". Man, Colt must have really gotten fat if this is her after "dropping lots of weight". The stain on the pants adds a nice touch.
I like how incredibly wrinkled her shirt is.
 
The khaki pants and blue shirt look, if no stain, is a passable , if not feeble , male presentation. From 20 feet I'd be fooled. Upon a conversation I'd be suspicious but without pre Intel , have no reason to think about it after 5 seconds.

At least , she is being more active and doing things. However still not my first choice for a fundraiser. It's like no one in the govt and non profit sectors have access to Google.
 
Great new pics from Colt.

Captioned "Getting ready for ONE Northside fundraiser". Man, Colt must have really gotten fat if this is her after "dropping lots of weight". The stain on the pants adds a nice touch.
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Return of SuperColt! The incongruity between the fake six pack abs and her massive gut is hilarious.

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The facial hair is the only male thing about her. That face and fat distribution os all female. If someone told me she was male I'd be wondering what illness they had that made them take on such feminine features. She's no barbie doll, sure, but she's in no way a male (not even a fat one).
 
Literally a fucking WeebleWobble. FtM testosterone usage already increases their risk of heart attack 4x that of normal women and even 2x greater than men; being shaped like a fucking massive pear while doing HRT is a fucking death sentence.
She is already on antihypertensive drugs at the age of 25. The colt is ticking.
 
She is already on antihypertensive drugs at the age of 25. The colt is ticking.
Yeah, that just blows my mind. How bad is her health that she's on that at her age? Have we confirmed it's for that specifically? There are some medications that can lower blood pressure but can be used for other things. For example, Intuniv. I can't recall exactly how we know this.
 
Yeah, that just blows my mind. How bad is her health that she's on that at her age? Have we confirmed it's for that specifically? There are some medications that can lower blood pressure but can be used for other things. For example, Intuniv.

Shes 300+ pounds at 5'4, I think we can safely assume this is one of the very few things Clit is telling the truth about.
 
Shes 300+ pounds at 5'4, I think we can safely assume this is one of the very few things Clit is telling the truth about.
True enough. I just couldn't recall how we knew about it and if she'd said it specifically or there was something else.

That's seriously sad. She's 26. It's horrifying that she already requires that. I never understood why people thought that you can be that size and be healthy.
 
Yeah, that just blows my mind. How bad is her health that she's on that at her age? Have we confirmed it's for that specifically? There are some medications that can lower blood pressure but can be used for other things. For example, Intuniv. I can't recall exactly how we know this.

Intuniv can be used to treat ADHD and some beta blockers are used to treat anxiety, but off label uses wouldn't be the way to bet with Laura and anti-hypertensive medication.
 
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