Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris's sleep schedule is still fucked up.

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It was 12:51 pm for him when he made that tweet.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris settled on a term for what his enablers should call themselves.

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Alex Krycek said:
Pronounced Dox... nice.
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That stood out to me, too. Pretty ironic, because nothing would bring me greater joy than all these retards fucking with Chris to be publically named & shamed online. (I don't really care about Ben Saint or whatever, because despite the shameless clout-chasing, using his comic to mess with Chris' Dimensional Merge canon makes me laugh.)

I can't remember how old MR Knightvee or whatever she fucking calls herself is, but she seems like the kind of mentally- & emotionally-stunted womanchild who would cry if someone called her mom to tell her she was acting like a 'tard online. Like literally cry.

A girl can dream.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
That stood out to me, too. Pretty ironic, because nothing would bring me greater joy than all these exceptional individuals fucking with Chris to be publically named & shamed online. (I don't really care about Ben Saint or whatever, because despite the shameless clout-chasing, using his comic to mess with Chris' Dimensional Merge canon makes me laugh.)

I can't remember how old MR Knightvee or whatever she fucking calls herself is, but she seems like the kind of mentally- & emotionally-stunted womanchild who would cry if someone called her mom to tell her she was acting like a 'tard online. Like literally cry.

A girl can dream.
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These idiots don't seem to care about being doxxed beyond being afraid for their safety or irl harassment. A lot of these orbiters are useless dregs of society. Few irl friends, shitty/no job, parents have long since given up.

Nothing came of the Idea Guys being doxxed. They got reported to the police but in the end Chris chose to do all he did for them. Their family did not care. If people cared about these people they wouldn't spend all day playing pretend on Discord and Twitter or drawing dumb pony/comic shit
 
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Pickelhaube said:
Chris spergs about the recent influx of pink Starburst candies.
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Every time he says he foresees somethings, I have to suppress my inner A-Log from getting irrationally angry.
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Some oracles would count birds, others would disembowel goats, but Chris receives divine messages through variations in the color ratio of his starburst package.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
Chris spergs about the recent influx of pink Starburst candies.

Every time he says he foresees somethings, I have to suppress my inner A-Log from getting irrationally angry.
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From all the "forsee" he said, when will he say "I have forsee my mother's death"?
Too much foresight, doesn't use it on lottery, keeps begging.

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Looking at the blue light directly causes blindness
 
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Second Missing Primarch said:
So basically we do this until we've become enlightened and/or blinded? Cool.

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I'm sure s and s will say to do the same thing next time there's and eclipse, the only reason Chris hasn't tried to claim eclipses as signs of the merge are because he wasn't thinking about it back when we had those major ones in 2015-2017
 
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