Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas and his seven dollar plastic bottle of brandy.
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What's wrong with his tongue? It looks like it's diseased.

Is that what they call scalloping?

Gosh, maybe @Durable Mike Malloy would know? He's brilliant in the fit vegan ginger thread.

Edit:

Winning Walter Fate's Ladies

PayPal: PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner Instagram: lucaswerner79

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Here he's eating a disgusting sandwich with tuna fish, pepperoni, bacon, and mustard. The sandwich looks like cat vomit on bread that resembles his tongue.

He says one of Walter Fate's "ladies" PayPal-ed him $100 and that's where the food comes from.....even though it clearly costs less than $10.

The highlight of the vid is a shot of his disgusting floor, which has indeed NEVER BEEN CLEANED. Not in all the time he's been in this fart box. Take a look for yourself: (cameo by grotty batman Pantaloonies, which he's worn unwashed for AT LEAST 3 days, as he had them on Halloween night as his costume:

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Assuming it's natural, tongues pale and wrinkle like that when dehydrated, he's either not drinking water, or eating a lot of crisps.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

What's wrong with his tongue? It looks like it's diseased.

Is that what they call scalloping?

Gosh, maybe @Durable Mike Malloy would know? He's brilliant in the fit vegan ginger thread.

Edit:

Winning Walter Fate's Ladies

PayPal: PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner Instagram: lucaswerner79

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Here he's eating a disgusting sandwich with tuna fish, pepperoni, bacon, and mustard. The sandwich looks like cat vomit on bread that resembles his tongue.

He says one of Walter Fate's "ladies" PayPal-ed him $100 and that's where the food comes from.....even though it clearly costs less than $10.

The highlight of the vid is a shot of his disgusting floor, which has indeed NEVER BEEN CLEANED. Not in all the time he's been in this fart box. Take a look for yourself: (cameo by grotty batman Pantaloonies, which he's worn unwashed for AT LEAST 3 days, as he had them on Halloween night as his costume:

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The rawdogging of the cookies on that grease encrusted never washed bedsheets hes been oozing his fluids onto for who knows how long was the highlight.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The highlight of the vid is a shot of his disgusting floor, which has indeed NEVER BEEN CLEANED. Not in all the time he's been in this fart box. Take a look for yourself: (cameo by grotty batman Pantaloonies, which he's worn unwashed for AT LEAST 3 days, as he had them on Halloween night as his costume:

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Showing off his alcohol abuse and now this. Crowing about his subway and soda, I guess we're a long ways past "artisanal pizza".

So he's a grown man genetically, but not mentally. Can't imagine why girls see him as being beneath them

Edit: now his website is deleted, does anybody have a copy of that pizza attraction sign he made? It was one of his funniest creations.

 

[Da Dude123]

Now the Lolcow is talking about how he believes he will be given enough money on PayPal to donate $500 million to the homeless. I am finding it hard to believe that people are actually giving this sped money. But maybe some people are. Fucking idiots would be better off throwing the money out the window.

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[Cheesy Cukes]

Here he's eating a disgusting sandwich with tuna fish, pepperoni, bacon, and mustard.

The Grilled Charlie and Grilled Frank now sound like haute cuisine compared to The Grilled Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Marriage Proposal To Ariel Winter

PayPal: PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner Insta: lucaswerner79

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He's proposing to Ariel Winter, some actress, and "any other Holywood actresses from 18-24".....

...

 

[Fatal Walter]

I've never gotten a donation over 50$ so I'd be pretty surprised if one of my viewers, after watching my videos about Lucas, decided he needed 100$. It kind of seems like the least likely place for a donation to come from. Can't wait to see what kind of patreon this guy set up, though.

 

[Big Nasty]

Sushi was never really a high class thing, sashimi maybe , Sushi was considered trendy from about the late 80s to mid 90s. Since then it's been pretty much lunch or street food standard fare.

Also, when he says that the bar scene is "too corporate" is that because those that frequents bar most likely have actual jobs? The Wern is more comfortable with the bus station scene.

 

[Da Dude123]

Mooo moooo!

Longer Telomeres To Fight Climate Collapse

Instagram: lucaswerner79 PayPal: PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner Let's earn $500 million to combat homelessness in Spokane, WA. There are 1500 homeless people in ...

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[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I've never gotten a donation over 50$ so I'd be pretty surprised if one of my viewers, after watching my videos about Lucas, decided he needed 100$. It kind of seems like the least likely place for a donation to come from. Can't wait to see what kind of patreon this guy set up, though.

Lucas is criticizing your placement of the dollar sign, Walt....

....while ignoring EVERYTHING ELSE said in the thread like the little hobo clown he is.

Hey Mucous! As long as we're criticizing minute errors, how about your incorrect pronunciation of misogyny! Kinda cuts into your learned demeanor when you can't pronounce a word you repeat so very often.

That's ok though. We all know your learning disability and bad genetics prevent you from ever learning from your mistakes.

Your room is disgusting. Everyone who's met you says you stink.

The brandy was a great idea; maybe you could carry it in a little brown paper bag? Because then you look, sound, and smell like what you are: a dirty, crazy hobo.


Nice Bitch Tits, !

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas wants to be the mayor:

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas wants to be the mayor:

Jfc. I can think of 15 problems with his political policy changes without even trying. Like, how does he not see how easy it would be to corrupt/disrupt his proposed system into something far more aristocratic/capitalistic than it is now??? It’s weird because Lucas wrote an essay a few years back that was much more sensible and realistic. I can’t tell if his desire to pander to perceived Zoomer views has gotten in the way of him making sense or the lack of medications. Well probably both.

it is strange. You can tell that Lucas likely had slightly above average IQ in high school. He retains the verbal fluency but he’s lost processing speed and semantic flexibility needed to maintain logical relationships. The result is a very high brow word salad and malapropisms. Russell Greer is similar in that he likely has average or slightly above average IQ, particularly verbal fluency and crystallized intelligence, but his perceptual reasoning and problem solving skills are so terrible that he comes off as learning disabled. In his case, I think his personality disorder is literally strangling his intelligence. He fails to learn from mistakes or employ reason because he thinks he is always right.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I don't know if his earlier proposal was any less bonkers.
He said if he was President he'd "fire all the politicians" (checks and balances anybody??), pay every working person the same amount, and every unemployed person half that amount.
It's like something a second grader would suggest.

 

[Hellvetika]

Lucas removed that video. Wonder what else he said that he didn't want out there.

Here are some video grabs from that live chat. There were more gems in that video; he just talked about so much people gave up watching it, but it was horrifying.

 

[Go Bong Go]

Well first just get him $1B and he can fix everything.
He’s gonna keep half a billion dollars for himself and be the richest person in Spokane. (Fucking oligarchs!)
Then give 5k people $100k each. In a metro area of about 500k people, he wants to give exactly 1% of Spokane six figures and pay everybody else $30 an hour, twice what much pricier Seattle voted in a few years back.

Never seen a more disgusting Subway order, ever. Wtf.

 

[Thumb Butler]

it is strange. You can tell that Lucas likely had slightly above average IQ in high school. He retains the verbal fluency but he’s lost processing speed and semantic flexibility needed to maintain logical relationships. The result is a very high brow word salad and malapropisms.

That's schizophrenia! I pity him, he needs a wrangler.

 

[Da Dude123]

These are disturbing. Whoever is giving him money needs to stop. It may just all be a lie, but something tells me someone is actually giving this clown money.

Here are some video grabs from that live chat. There were more gems in that video; he just talked about so much people gave up watching it, but it was horrifying.
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[Krathnami]

That's schizophrenia! I pity him, he needs a wrangler.

No, don't feel pity. He doesn't deserve it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

These are disturbing. Whoever is giving him money needs to stop. It may just all be a lie, but something tells me someone is actually giving this clown money.

Yeah, what's the deal with this? I thought it was a lie too, but now Im not so sure.

Who put the Mayor idea in his head? He's actually crazier than OPL... Chris thinks he's Mayor of cwcville, not a real city.