He'd date a 13 yr old. Yea, we know.
4 yr olds telling him they want to have sex with him. Sounds like he was grooming the child.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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4 yr olds telling him they want to have sex with him. Sounds like he was grooming the child.
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Are PayPal and instagram not aware, or do they just not care?
WhiskerBiscuit
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the great thing is that PayPal will send you tax documents at the end of the year if you receive over a certain amount (it’s pretty low). So if he is receiving money, I can’t wait until he gets in trouble for not filing taxes or for not claiming some income on his disability paperwork.
lucas, this is called traceable, taxable funds. This is what people who collect public benefits avoid having.
ETA: I still think he is lying about the PayPal money anyway. He could easily show a screenshot of his PayPal balance. And he waited until the 1st to start mass spending. This man has no self-control. If he had $145 last week, he would have been drinking it up then. No question. He got $40 and immediately showed evidence. That’s all he’s gotten.
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Those clips literally made my mouth drop. Fucking horrifying, and at the same time, lies. He never babysat any kids. Grosses me out that even in his lie, he can only remember the girl's name and not the boy.
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His wealth-redistribution will exclusively be a few showy events and the rest will trickle down to teen sex workers, shipping in the youngest-looking ones at great expense and paying them a fortune to become indentured baby-makers.
He'll make an Epstein Island in the fertile swamp lands of the north-west, where eventually his long-plan to impregnant his daughters will get rushed and he'll be diddling six year olds while ranting about how cool he is until the cops drag him away.
He'll make an Epstein Island in the fertile swamp lands of the north-west, where eventually his long-plan to impregnant his daughters will get rushed and he'll be diddling six year olds while ranting about how cool he is until the cops drag him away.
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Craster’s origin story isn’t as interesting as I’d hoped.
She's quite exceptional. How long has she had access to his social media, yet the light bulb hasn't lighted that Lucas is a pervert POS. She works for a Catholic social services organization (St Anne's), and Lucas constantly bad mouths christianity/religion and was banned from House of Charity (Catholic) in Spokane for being a creep.
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Lucas showing off the arm he plans to shove up a girls vagina.
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This guy is just getting delusional. The first video he has his gut and man boobs hanging out and was talking about what he wants in a woman. Surprisingly, he claims he may be open to dating an overweight woman in this one.
The second video, Lucas is starting a contest to "Win a date with the Wern.". This date will be to Fire Pizza or Sushi.com. Or to a hotel room that the female aged 18-24 pays for and they can order grub hub. He goes on about his marriage proposal to Ariel Winter and also extends it to the Obama daughters as well as Greta Thunberg once she turns 18 (How dare him!).
What a cow Lucas is!
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The second video, Lucas is starting a contest to "Win a date with the Wern.". This date will be to Fire Pizza or Sushi.com. Or to a hotel room that the female aged 18-24 pays for and they can order grub hub. He goes on about his marriage proposal to Ariel Winter and also extends it to the Obama daughters as well as Greta Thunberg once she turns 18 (How dare him!).
What a cow Lucas is!
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What is with his maniacal laughing all of a sudden? I don't think I've ever heard him laugh once in a vid. He'd scare the Joker with that laugh.
DeletedSoul
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When you're an untreated diabetic, you get extremely dehydrated from all of the sugar in your system. Even if you chug water like a marathon runner, you end up having to evacuate it all again within an hour.
I assume Lucas is just not drinking much water and letting his diabetes run amok.
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This talk of running for mayor. One would wonder if this is just Lucas being a troll. I don't believe it is. In his schizo autistic brain he probably believes he could run for Mayor of Spokane and win.
That's right, a man who can't work a job, flunked out of community college, has a criminal record and severe mental health issues, lives in a building for societal rejects, doesn't even have his own toilet. And, let's not forget the rest of his documented stupidity. He actually thinks he can be mayor of a major mid sized city in the USA.
This tard probably needs to be wrangled, but I am sure his overworked underpaid social worker is probably at a loss of what to do.
Lucas is no doubt encouraged by the exceptional people who have sent him money. I do not think he is making that up. I have a feeling that whoever has sent him money, won't keep doing it. But who knows. I am looking forward to no one responding to his contest.
That's right, a man who can't work a job, flunked out of community college, has a criminal record and severe mental health issues, lives in a building for societal rejects, doesn't even have his own toilet. And, let's not forget the rest of his documented stupidity. He actually thinks he can be mayor of a major mid sized city in the USA.
This tard probably needs to be wrangled, but I am sure his overworked underpaid social worker is probably at a loss of what to do.
Lucas is no doubt encouraged by the exceptional people who have sent him money. I do not think he is making that up. I have a feeling that whoever has sent him money, won't keep doing it. But who knows. I am looking forward to no one responding to his contest.
Lucas still baiting with his dad's land. "My dad has 12 acres of land.......Let's make him a grandfather".
I'd say his relatives would want for Lucas to go completely sterile.
I'd say his relatives would want for Lucas to go completely sterile.
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Marriage Proposal To Spokane
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Here he is proposing marriage to every 18-24 year old female in Spokane, as well as any "major studio" actresses in the same age bracket. WTF is he doing there at the end? I nearly choked on my coffee from laughing so hard.
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It's been pointed out before that Lucas would have no ability to pay any of the property taxes on any land he might theoretically own.
And he doesn't seem to accept that his brothers would be much more entitled to the land due to their ability to be responsible normal adult humans who don't act like thirsty thots on youtube with their shirts off.
It would still be better than Lucas deserves, but it would be hilarious if Lucas's brothers do let him live on the land, but just that, he'll still be homeless, just in the middle of nowhere, sleeping in a filthy sweat-drenched tent, while at night he hallucinates women screaming "WE NEED BABIES!", when it's just the coyotes and vultures attracted by the smell of carrion and MRSA.
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Just like with all attempts to bait Lucas, the payments will stop when the people realise that it isn’t provoking the behaviour they want. The tide of Wern’s insanity will organically rise and fall on its own accord.
Whatever ‘master plan’ Lucas’s financier has, it will ultimately fail. Lucas will do Lucas.
Whatever ‘master plan’ Lucas’s financier has, it will ultimately fail. Lucas will do Lucas.
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I might be mixing him up with some other freak on KF but hasn't he a niece? He claims his father has no grandchildren on that vid.
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Correct. He said something very unsavory about this particular niece at one time. I think that may be like a step niece, but I am not sure.
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He"s really waving this paypal shit around like he's an oligarch with a credit card. Thinks he's made it into the Big Leagues with the way his ego blew up. Even more smug than before
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If you give the likes of the Wern money, you are a sad, sad person.