If Null was a girl what would he smell like and dress in? Would you date or pump and dump him?

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As it stands now, NOEL the girl is a Brenda... That's a Midwest 10, She would not be a pump and dump but would be what 90% of the guys on the farm would settle on and live happily ever after, she is Trad as fuck has child birthing hips and loves to bake, she is an amazing house maker and has a festive spirit, she dresses (when you first meet her) in nice Sunday best dresses (after she pops a few kids out she wears nice moomoos everyday) in the spring she smells like lemonade, in the summer she smells like an ocean breeze, in the fall she smells of cinnamon and pumpkin spice and In the winter she smells of Pine and Hot chocolate.


10/10 would marry NOEL
 
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I'd be friends with a girl null but get me drunk enough and I'll do anything so long as she's legal and not packing a salami between her thighs
 
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Look if you wouldn't fuck NOEL at least once you only bang dangerhairs because you are working yourself up to dudes.

If you don't plz NOEL you're the gayest fag alive
 
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She would smell like rubbing alcohol and dress in a baggy shirt and sweatpants. Probably wouldn’t date as she would break up with me.
 
He'd freak out at you for farting around him and say "Are you seriously doing that?" a lot
 
I imagine he'd smell like BO and Cheetos


I mean, guy or girl, he runs a forum so he can't smell great. It's the law
 
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