Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537
I'm starting to wonder if there's some dark magic involved in those snapchat filters. It creates an illusion of beauty to hide the horrors beneath.


Maybe if she layers 10 filters on top of eachother and sacrifice a nephew she can look like a dainty gorl to sucker in a new butler. 🤔

Making your eyes appear twice as big as they are naturally distracts from any other weird fuckery going on.
 
Making your eyes appear twice as big as they are naturally distracts from any other weird fuckery going on.

Fax
It's human instinct actually. We're drawn to the large eyes because of babies.
Science

not exactly a scientific source but it explains simply and uses good examples. Its easy enough to google.

edit: more science-based
lol

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maybe this is why Albert is more popular than other deathfats.
 
What the hell? That last filtered "toddler shot" - her right eye is bigger than her left eye. Her right cheek area looks bigger than the left; almost like it's got an abscess. Her left 'jowl' area was badly cropped - it's bigger than the right side. Her hair line was badly butchered. The way her head is sitting on her neck - it looks like she cropped in a face shot on top of a body shot & got the angle wrong.
 
Fuck the August to September image is :stress: but interesting thought have we seen her arms exposed since then? Her stomach is enormous her organs mustbe getting crushed to death she holds so much in her mid section it is drooping down making her practically immobile and raising her fall risk I remember a 600lb life woman with the same issue. She was super immobile but the surgery to remove the fat would kill her so they had to get her to lose it naturally. No surgeon will touch her she will die 100. She is sitting on a mattress too not a couch too which would fuck her circulation
 
She 'sumo walks' from side to side because her legs are too big for her to walk straight but I'll bet her hip joints are enough to make an orthopod weep. I'd love to see x-rays; especially of the heads of the femurs. I wonder if she's put on so much weight on her legs that bending at the knee is almost impossible? And even if she has a reasonable degree of bend left in her knees, it's really got to be cutting off the circulation to her legs. I'm amazed she can still get in the car & even more amazed she can get out of a car. I don't think she's far from the point where she's going to need help to get out of any vehicle. And trouble bending her knees & keeping her legs angled might explain the living room mattress - sitting with her legs straights is bearable whereas, (assuming she can fit on furniture), sitting 'normally' would be painful. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time we saw her sitting where her legs weren't extended out straight.
 
What the hell? That last filtered "toddler shot" - her right eye is bigger than her left eye. Her right cheek area looks bigger than the left; almost like it's got an abscess. Her left 'jowl' area was badly cropped - it's bigger than the right side. Her hair line was badly butchered. The way her head is sitting on her neck - it looks like she cropped in a face shot on top of a body shot & got the angle wrong.

I'm not saying that the filter isn't working overtime to try to make her look human, but she does have her left arm raised to take the shot so that side of her face/shoulder is all squished up. That accounts for some (not all) of the asymmetry.

What gets me more is that her eyes are still not pointing in the same direction.
 
2014 Amber had a shot, shelf ass was in its infancy. 2015 the dangling fupa appeared. It's like she does nothing but eat.

And it looks like the weight gain is accelerating. So not only must she be eating more as her BMR or whatever increases due to her size in order to maintain, and not only is she eating exponentially more in order to gain, she's increasing her intake at a pretty shocking rate to gain so much, so fast.

I sometimes wonder if people like her previous foster mom or Krystle's parents ever come across her and just reflect on how all their efforts were in vain. She's gotta be so much worse than they ever imagined she'd become.
 
Saw today that someone made a fake TikTok for ALR. Not sure why or if it belongs in this thread but here ya go. It’s just clips of YT videos with fake captions. I never saw weird fake accounts coming into play in the Amberverse and yet.

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Edit: Just saw this video that have. Ok.
 
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She knows everything, haydurs.
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Shit like this is what makes me not give a shit about what happens to her anymore and hope that she kicks the bucket. People are sending her stuff like that to wake her up since she clearly doesn't care about what happens to her and she basically tells them to fuck off

She knows her body best, guise, that's why she gets size 4 dresses from Torrid that end up looking like tight shirts on her
 
The Shane Dawson thing is so funny. She sucks his proverbial dick all the time, trying to get his attention. What planet does she live on - what solar system does she live in - where it would conceivable that Shane Dawson, an image-conscious and wildly popular YouTube personality, would so much as interact (let alone collaborate) with her? Does she think Shane is going to wake up one day and say "you know, I think my appeal would really benefit from associating myself with a housebound lesbian, whose claim to fame is posting catfish selfies because she hates her girlfriend, debasing herself on camera trying to get her cheating ex back, and making false rape accusations on camera. My image really needs this."

If Clavicle-Tits Reid so much as mentioned me by my first name, or even by an online handle, she'd hear from my lawyer. I'm even willing to go against the formidable Williams Clan Brane Trust in a court of law - I bet Misty knows something about gaming the legal system after marrying a convicted child molester. I imagine sadsacks try to appeal to him all the time, but I think she's lucky that constantly dropping Shane Dawson's name out of her overlined lips has been met with nothing more censurious than silence.

edit: it wouldn't be a Strine post without a misspelt easy word
 
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