The Shane Dawson thing is so funny. She sucks his proverbial dick all the time, trying to get his attention. What planet does she live on - what solar system does she live in - where it would conceivable that Shane Dawson, an image-conscious and wildly popular YouTube personality, would so much as interact (let alone collaborate) with her? Does she think Shane is going to wake up one day and say "you know, I think my appeal would really benefit from associating myself with a housebound lesbian, whose claim to fame is posting catfish selfies because she hates her girlfriend, debasing herself on camera trying to get her cheating ex back, and making false rape accusations on camera. My image really needs this."
If Clavicle-Tits Reid so much as mentioned me by my first name, or even by an online handle, she'd hear from my lawyer. I'm even willing to go against the formidable Williams Clan Brane Trust in a court of law - I bet Misty knows something about gaming the legal system after marrying a convicted child molester. I imagine sadsacks try to appeal to him all the time, but I think she's lucky that constantly dropping Shane Dawson's name out of her overlined lips has been met with nothing more censurious than silence.
edit: it wouldn't be a Strine post without a misspelt easy word