Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

Yeah I don't think she actually gives a shit about Shane or his content. Does she watch him? Probably sometimes, but so do millions of people. I think AL pretends to be UHBB-SEZZT with Shane Dawson because she thinks if she stans hard enough there's a chance he'll reciprocate somehow and that's her true and honest obsession, fame.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Somebody on Leddit posted this helpful pic displaying Big AL's true and honest weight stagnation, She's gettin better Ya'll

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Holy shit that lymphedema on her belly is no joke. I've been watching Amby for a long time but I did not realize she had gotten so big in such a short amount of time. The difference from just early this year is crazy. I noticed her face getting more round and looking generally more unhealthy than ever, but fuck, she looks bad.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Holy shit that lymphedema on her belly is no joke. I've been watching Amby for a long time but I did not realize she had gotten so big in such a short amount of time. The difference from just early this year is crazy. I noticed her face getting more round and looking generally more unhealthy than ever, but fuck, she looks bad.

Her final form will be Akira baby.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

I wonder if she would leave Becky if Shane Dawson asked Amber if she would have a relationship with him?

Kind of a dumb question but...

 

[smallmilk]

She knows everything, haydurs.
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For someone with a dainty little hole she sure is a huge cunt

 

[Snusmumriken]

I wonder if she would leave Becky if Shane Dawson asked Amber if she would have a relationship with him?

Kind of a dumb question but...

She would leave Becky if a trash can large enough to resemble Destiny asked to have a relationship with her.

ETA: too rétarded for formatting

 

[Mad Asshatter]

AL

She would leave Becky if a trash can large enough to resemble Destiny asked to have a relationship with her.

True, though I can't help but throw out that kind of question. It's like the old classic question about 'Would you sleep with someone for a million dollars' type situation. So, a gorl's gotta ask.

 

[mekalekahi]

She defiantly wants shane to do a series on her but she knows deep down she would bail on him. She would never let him and his group into her house to film her and ask her about her day to day life. Rememeber she hardly interacts with people and she surrounds herself with ones she feels smarter and in control of.

She also was hinting for him to send her a palette and the merch lol. I Doubt Shane is watching her videos during his massive makeup launch. Just preorder it next restock,get it and use it 1 time and then have it collect dust on ur DVD stand.

 

[mekalekahi]

Miss. Reid puts 700 lbs of pressure on her knees with each step as well, she won't be livveeenn when she gets in her 30s and her knees give out. When I imagine what it feels like for her to walk I picture when you are working out and put those weights on your ankles, hence why she fell up those steps other day she cant lift her legs.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

Somebody on Leddit posted this helpful pic displaying Big AL's true and honest weight stagnation, She's gettin better Ya'll

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She's been showing early signs of having turkey leg for arms since 2014

I'm actually tempted she might have lymphedema in her arms

 

[Moonpie]

She's been showing early signs of having turkey leg for arms since 2014

I'm actually tempted she might have lymphedema in her arms

Her arms and especially legs are truly fucking bizarre. I've never seen anyone so freak show and delusional about it.
She's so damn vain it's unreal.
I believe all this makeup shit is to compete with Shrek.
I don't know why she bothers. She's over 600 elbees. It isn't like she could even be a little cute. She's repulsive.

 

[giga melt]

The bare mattress in the living room makes me think the fags have flown the coup, or at least planning on it. Nobody would let a land whale become bed bound in their living room but especially not two gay guys. Amber is going to be wearing bed sheets from Torrid soon, with Becky wiping her ass in front of the TV. No money in the world is good enough to put up with that.

I know they were in the Halloween video but they could be just over/using the house for the party etc. Especially if you go with the theory the fags are moving out so Destiny and Dana can move in. Which would just be the best for Hamber, you know, three slovenly land pigs to pamper her and bring her land whale ass more dainty snacks.

The lymph in her chest is so :horrifying: I didn't realize it had gotten so bad. Really depressing considering it's bigger than her actual boobs lol.

If she has a hard time keeping her legs bent just watching TV to the point of needing a bed over the couch, she won't be able to get in or out of vehicles for very long. Even if they get a bigger car, Amber won't be able to pull herself up into an SUV or something at this point.

 

[angelicbitch]

Shane did interact with Amber at one point a few years ago. He followed her on Twitter and said that he's watched her for a while; however, it doesn't seem like he's following her anymore.

Spoiler: Images

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She did a shrimp mookbong while being an insouciant cunt about it, a bald fitness faggot lost his marbles over it and blew an o-ring screaming on camera, pearls were clutched, and an unsubbing followed.

Amber made a fake apology, affected contrition, and pretended to be serious for real this time by feebly waving around some hand weights; there was a flood of OMG SHE'S REALLY DOING IT THIS TIME U GUISE!!!!! some of it from this very forum. The weights found a new home on a window sill seal and Amber got fatter.

The End

FTFY

I'm amazed she can still get in the car & even more amazed she can get out of a car. I don't think she's far from the point where she's going to need help to get out of any vehicle. And trouble bending her knees & keeping her legs angled might explain the living room mattress - sitting with her legs straights is bearable whereas, (assuming she can fit on furniture), sitting 'normally' would be painful. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time we saw her sitting where her legs weren't extended out straight.

I've seen people ask why she doesn't just get an SUV to haul all their lardasses around, and the reason is simple: there is no possible way she would be able to climb into one, nor be able climb out of one without falling and looking even more like a beached whale than she does on pillow mountain. I suppose Becky could put down a little stair thing like kids use when they're too small to get to the sink when they brush their teeth, but ALR would crush any regular sort of step like that at her size.

 

[Moonpie]

Dear gosh look at the difference in her neck from shrimpgate to now. Back then you could see her choker. Now she has no neck.
She has gained a ton of weight.
We have eyes you dumb ass heifer.
She is easily over 600 I'm sure.
Her face is rapidly collecting fat just like the fat pouch on her stomach.
Yuck.

 

[Teresa77]

FTFY



I've seen people ask why she doesn't just get an SUV to haul all their lardasses around, and the reason is simple: there is no possible way she would be able to climb into one, nor be able climb out of one without falling and looking even more like a beached whale than she does on pillow mountain. I suppose Becky could put down a little stair thing like kids use when they're too small to get to the sink when they brush their teeth, but ALR would crush any regular sort of step like that at her size.

She needs to get a disability van and a scooter of her own. That way she can drive her scooter up and down the ramp into and out of the van.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She needs to get a disability van and a scooter of her own. That way she can drive her scooter up and down the ramp into and out of the van.

OMG she could cover her scooter in pride merch and sassy bumper stickers and sparkly unicorn stuff and make it shthooo kyuuute and tell us stories about how she could never have a bike as a kid 'cause she was in foster care! It would be uhmayzeen and not at all tragic!

 

[Moonpie]

Just curious... Has anyone ever figured out how much Hamber makes off each vid?

 

[Gorl Talk]

Miss. Reid puts 700 lbs of pressure on her knees with each step as well...

It's more than that.

"Every pound of excess weight exerts about 4 pounds of extra pressure on the knees. So a person who is 10 pounds overweight has 40 pounds of extra pressure on his knees; if a person is 100 pounds overweight, that is 400 pounds of extra pressure on his knees." (source: arthritis.org)

If we charitably round Amber's excess weight to 400 pounds, that's 1600 extra pounds of pressure on her knees.

 

[Moonpie]

I wonder how much furniture she's really broken.
There is no way she hasn't.