Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MissyMissy]

I pray to God she makes another near tears reaction to MBP

 

[ADHD]

Has she lost any weight this year?

Yes, in April, after Shrimpgate. She went from 572.4 in her April 13th video to 554.4 in her April 25th video.

 

[Masta]

She claimed to have a lymphedema situation now, you can’t tell that shit doesn’t add weight..

 

[gay frogs]

Somebody on Leddit posted this helpful pic displaying Big AL's true and honest weight stagnation, She's gettin better Ya'll

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Damn. She has to be at least 650 by now. At least. She’s massive. Her age is the only reason she can move around as much as she can.

 

[mekalekahi]

Yes, in April, after Shrimpgate. She went from 572.4 in her April 13th video to 554.4 in her April 25th video.

So no weight and the years basically over. I think she should focus less on what michael said about the food spread and more on the fact that her viewers saw her go another year with no progress. She could have easily lost 100lbs since January but were more concerned that no one believes you wrote out a kindergarten party game list.

 

[Billie Ross]

It's more than that.

"Every pound of excess weight exerts about 4 pounds of extra pressure on the knees. So a person who is 10 pounds overweight has 40 pounds of extra pressure on his knees; if a person is 100 pounds overweight, that is 400 pounds of extra pressure on his knees." (source: arthritis.org)

If we charitably round Amber's excess weight to 400 pounds, that's 1600 extra pounds of pressure on her knees.

Does waddling exerts the same pressure as regular walking?
Her waddle is terrible than ever, we get sea sick every time she walks while recording.... thankfully is a very rare event...

 

[ADHD]

So no weight and the years basically over. I think she should focus less on what michael said about the food spread and more on the fact that her viewers saw her go another year with no progress. She could have easily lost 100lbs since January but were more concerned that no one believes you wrote out a kindergarten party game list.

She dropped 18 lbs in just under 2 weeks, and instead of being happy and encouraged by that, she cried about her mental and then fucked off for most of May.

Her brain is too broken for her to realize that "what works for her" only works if her goal is weight gain.

 

[Twinkie]

She dropped 18 lbs in just under 2 weeks, and instead of being happy and encouraged by that, she cried about her mental and then fucked off for most of May.

Her brain is too broken for her to realize that "what works for her" only works if her goal is weight gain.

I always thought something was extreeeemely weird about that. This is the gorl who gloats about losing 2.3 pounds. Hell our gorl is known to be proud of herself when she gains because "guys I could've gained even more than I did." She also loves to bring up weight that she lost even after gaining it back, so it was weird how she has basically never brought it up again even though, if she is to be believed, kek she has not even gained that weight back

When she talked about that weight loss she wasn't happy at all. She seemed almost forlorn or traumatized like when she was telling us how she fell on the stairs outside. I suspected that something bad happened to make it so she couldn't eat for a few days or had to eat very light (at her size that would be enough to lose 18 pounds) like food poisoning or some kind of symptoms that she was scared were serious like chest pains or something. "muh depresshun" be damned, it was just so bizzarely out of character for her to downplay weight loss and also to basically never mention it again.

 

[Masta]

I always thought something was extreeeemely weird about that. This is the gorl who gloats about losing 2.3 pounds. Hell our gorl is known to be proud of herself when she gains because "guys I could've gained even more than I did." She also loves to bring up weight that she lost even after gaining it back, so it was weird how she has basically never brought it up again even though, if she is to be believed, kek she has not even gained that weight back

When she talked about that weight loss she wasn't happy at all. She seemed almost forlorn or traumatized like when she was telling us how she fell on the stairs outside. I suspected that something bad happened to make it so she couldn't eat for a few days or had to eat very light (at her size that would be enough to lose 18 pounds) like food poisoning or some kind of symptoms that she was scared were serious like chest pains or something. "muh depresshun" be damned, it was just so bizzarely out of character for her to downplay weight loss and also to basically never mention it again.

I always thought that she gained that weight back so rapidly she doesn’t want talk about it. She also had that rotten tooth in her mouth but who knows.

 

[harrytaco]

I am moving so much more you guys. The bed in the middle of the living room to sit on the couch properly is done everywhere you guys.

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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[Moonpie]

There's just no way she weighs less than 600 now.
Anyone with eyes can see it on the side by side comparisons.
Homegirl is massive as hell and has no intentions of losing it.
She loves eating too much to change her habits.
Hell she's been at this shit for years. She will end up bedbound (prob on the mattress in the living room) until she croaks.
How cocky she is to the Haydurs. "Oh I move. I walked around TJ Maxx" of course she doesn't mention how many times she had to sit down. And it wasn't because she wanted to be up walking.
If TJ had scootypuffs- she would have been riding on that bitch in a heartbeat.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She needs to get a disability van and a scooter of her own. That way she can drive her scooter up and down the ramp into and out of the van.

She'd have to own up to being disabled because she ate herself into that condition, so that's a NOPE. Plus, if she spends money on a scooter, she'll have less to spend on the useless shit she buys to hoard up the guys' house. Although...

Can you just imagine a van door opening and that bitch driving out of it on a scooter, cackling the entire time? There's the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Masta]

There's just no way she weighs less than 600 now.
Anyone with eyes can see it on the side by side comparisons.
Homegirl is massive as hell and has no intentions of losing it.
She loves eating too much to change her habits.
Hell she's been at this shit for years. She will end up bedbound (prob on the mattress in the living room) until she croaks.
How cocky she is to the Haydurs. "Oh I move. I walked around TJ Maxx" of course she doesn't mention how many times she had to sit down. And it wasn't because she wanted to be up walking.
If TJ had scootypuffs- she would have been riding on that bitch in a heartbeat.

No doubt, right now we are in the most interesting ‘situation’, because she’s not even lying about the weight loss anymore. Every video she’s going eat out, moving less and becoming immobile, she’s packing on the pounds, 2020 is the year that 600 will be the normal number.

Amber: Guys at least im not 700lbs

 

[Bookish]

She makes comments about if she's so bad, why are people around her, as if she actually has friends. 99% of the people we've seen her with in the last few years are friends and relatives of her girlfriends, not her. The friends who were HER friends never stick around. Rickie and Eric are Becky's friends and have barely tolerated her at times, especially Rickie. Rafe and Hannah were Becky's friends, as well. Dana and Destiny are basically being paid to be there. There's no way they're hanging out at that house, if she's not buying them food and Walmart accessories. Destiny has expressed being less than enthused with Amber in the past. If you remove money and Becky's people from the scenario, there's zero people in her circle. You'd think that would be a wake up call.

 

[Phalanx]

Her earnings have defo dropped she used to get about 150k views a days but it floats in the realms of 70 if she updates. I personally think she is fighting for relevancy at this point, well to stay because she really really has to click bait her videos the last month. These take about 2 days to reach 100k there are exceptions of course and if you notice her videos without click bait have not even or barely touched 100k. So its a double edged sword at this point because she has to click bait to get those 100k views but she has to stay fat also because her views will plummet. Additionally users that continually click bait will eventually see their user base denature because they go else where ala dsp.

Her monthly views have really hit hard too she gets 2.1 million down from 3.4 and from that 4.8 which is fucking crazy. There is a lot a mumblings too about channels like Amber's being demonitized as there has been a lot of push back lately and a lot of ad companies are starting to stray away, proof of this is Boogie his weight loss vids were all being hammered and her current vids are mostly demonitised now, users like Nickado will be destroyed by this also.

 

[giga melt]

Dear gosh look at the difference in her neck from shrimpgate to now. Back then you could see her choker. Now she has no neck.
She has gained a ton of weight.
We have eyes you dumb ass heifer.
She is easily over 600 I'm sure.
Her face is rapidly collecting fat just like the fat pouch on her stomach.
Yuck.

Her face is the craziest for me in the comparison pics. It's like her face is slowly (or not so slowly) being engulfed in fat. It's not a lump forehead (yet) like Amy Slaton but somehow Amber has uniformly ballooned into a bigger moon face than we ever imagined.

OMG she could cover her scooter in pride merch and sassy bumper stickers and sparkly unicorn stuff and make it shthooo kyuuute and tell us stories about how she could never have a bike as a kid 'cause she was in foster care! It would be uhmayzeen and not at all tragic!

And then never use it.

 

[Anal birth]

Just curious... Has anyone ever figured out how much Hamber makes off each vid?

I asked Daniel from hiding in my room about how he makes per video. He said that he makes around about £300 per video and judging by his views compared to Amber he gets about 1/3-1/4 the amount of views Amber gets. He also places as many midrolls as she does so I guess just multiply it up.

Edit: Seeing as Amber's demographic seems to be almost entirely women (or at least skewed compared to Daniel) and it seems to be that only the Y chromosome contains the secret knowledge of Adblock so she probably earns even more

 

[thejackal]

I just can't with people that don't realize you can be "hood rich" like AL on 4K a month in BFE Kentucky. If this bish was making over 120K a year and not paying taxes, not only is she well over 20K in debt to the IRS now don't ya know, she'd be SPENDING REAL MONEY! Not buying shitty $200 purses but actual $2K designer purses? Fuck, you think she'd be living with the fags if she was making 10K a month? Fuck they could spend the entire month in a mansion airbnb for 5K and still have 5K left over for food and torrid hauls.

No, she's making closer to 40-60K a year and living hood rich in Kentucky next to people making $15-25K.

 

[Twinkie]

Fuck, you think she'd be living with the fags if she was making 10K a month?

Yes because Becky refuses to move, it's the one and only thing she won't cuck on.

 

[giga melt]

Edit: Seeing as Amber's demographic seems to be almost entirely women (or at least skewed compared to Daniel) and it seems to be that only the Y chromosome contains the secret knowledge of Adblock so she probably earns even more

Lots of people who might watch her sincerely probably fall into the category of people who just use their PS4/whatever for youtube and etc all the time in the background so the ads play whether they want them to or not (or are paying enough attention to skip them in time.)