Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Whatthefuck]

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If only you could love yourself enough to lose weight and take care of your kids

"When learning to love yourself is the ultimate religion".

This twat. I don't care if you're a Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, or straight Atheist. It's obvious that the ultimate religion to her is food and lots of it. She clearly has no concern for her health, duh, but she also has no concern for her children. She worships at the MASSIVE temple of herself. Why are these fatties so fucking self centered? You can love yourself and not be a selfish, self righteous cunt. Has no one ever told them that?

 

[AprilRains]

I was pretty pissed at that statement too. If you gaze into the Infinite and see only yourself, you have a problem that no religion can cure.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess is giving us her best beached whale impression

It’s your weight that’s the heaviest, not your accent

Tess trying to be artsy

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"When learning to love yourself is the ultimate religion".

This twat. I don't care if you're a Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, or straight Atheist. It's obvious that the ultimate religion to her is food and lots of it. She clearly has no concern for her health, duh, but she also has no concern for her children. She worships at the MASSIVE temple of herself. Why are these fatties so fucking self centered? You can love yourself and not be a selfish, self righteous cunt. Has no one ever told them that?

Self-love as a religion (aka self-worship) is actually just plain old, ugly narcissism.

I swear to god if Tess wasn’t so poor and fat the Scientologists would have had their hooks into her long ago. They are experts at selling narcissists self-love and godhood as a religion in LA.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Self-love/self-worship is actually just plain old narcissism.

I swear to god if Tess wasn’t so poor and fat the Scientologists would have had their hooks into her long ago. They are experts at selling narcissism as a religion in LA.

Don't you mean, harpoons?

I'll see myself out.

 

[Whatthefuck]

As an aside, I'm a little upset that the gorgeous artwork she's had done on her RIDICULOUSLY sized arm, like Dolly and Divine and Piggy will either stretch out to an unrecognizable extent or she'll lose weight and they'll look like burn victims. What a shame for such good art work. We see so many cows with terrible ink that it's rare to see such good work and this bitch can't be bothered to appreciate it.

 

[Umaibae]

I hope she got horribly sunburnt in that ridiculous getup.

 

[gay frogs]

Gorl’s Trip pt. 2
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“My queer life” ugh shut up and go home to your kids.

 

[BigRed]

I hope she got horribly sunburnt in that ridiculous getup.

I bet only part of her did, surely the sun's not that hungry.

 

[Water-T]

“My queer life” ugh shut up and go home to your kids.

Tess is right: she is queer....as in "strange, bizarre, abnormal", not "I like to fuck girls".

Tessie is as gay as her ex-husband is straight.

 

[AprilRains]

I hope she got horribly sunburnt in that ridiculous getup.

More like the sun got sick from Tess exposure.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Hey Tess, here’s what that lingerie makes you look like:

 

[SnarkySperg]

I was pretty pissed at that statement too. If you gaze into the Infinite and see only yourself, you have a problem that no religion can cure.

Ehh, Church of Euthanasia might be of help.

And also, no way does she love herself. She must think she's hot shit, but if she loved herself, she'd want to take care of herself so she can love herself for even longer.

As an aside, I'm a little upset that the gorgeous artwork she's had done on her RIDICULOUSLY sized arm, like Dolly and Divine and Piggy will either stretch out to an unrecognizable extent or she'll lose weight and they'll look like burn victims. What a shame for such good art work. We see so many cows with terrible ink that it's rare to see such good work and this bitch can't be bothered to appreciate it.

Don't forget that it's probably Rylee and Bowie's college funds. No wonder Rylee has a 4.0. His only hope of breaking the cycle is scholarships.

“My queer life” ugh shut up and go home to your kids.

Right? Like, fuck off. Saying 'I love my life' is already bad enough, but 'I love my queer life'? She isn't fooling anyone.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess is virtue signaling about her hatred for guns. Hey Tess, did you know you are more likely to die from obesity related issues than a gun?

 

[AprilRains]

I'm sure that guy is just torn apart by her disdain.

 

[SnarkySperg]

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Tess is virtue signaling about her hatred for guns. Hey Tess, did you know you are more likely to die from obesity related issues than a gun?

She has this obsession with it. I remember after the California shooting last year she made it all about HER by talking about her mother getting shot by her ex boyfriend. Didn't even happen to her. She wasn't even at the house when her mom was shot but she acts like SHE was the one who became disabled. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that it happened. But she hardly ever even mentions her mom except that one incident that I'm sure her mother would rather forget about.

And no, she doesn't know that, because she's totally healthy and if you say she's not you're fatphobic.

 

[Damn Near]

So you're telling me some obese wannabe-LA poseur hates guns? Die from being fat, Tess.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Tess is virtue signaling about her hatred for guns. Hey Tess, did you know you are more likely to die from obesity related issues than a gun?

Subject matter aside I will never get over grown ass adults posting shit like this on IG with the stupid stickers, graphics and smarmy text. I feel waves of shame for humanity that adults are behaving this way publicly. It makes being old, uptight, and having good grammar and spelling look downright cool and righteous in comparison.

Give me overwrought proper Victorian era bullshit over this modern travesty.

 

[Vastly Amused]

Self-love as a religion (aka self-worship) is actually just plain old, ugly narcissism.

I swear to god if Tess wasn’t so poor and fat the Scientologists would have had their hooks into her long ago. They are experts at selling narcissists self-love and godhood as a religion in LA.

Apropos, as the leaders of Scientology refer to top donors as "whales", and Tess would make a wonderful whale if only she had money. Top whales include Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson's voice), a “Diamond Laureate with Honors” whale who donated a cumulative $17.5 million to Scientology’s membership organization, and Kirstie Allen, an actual whale who donated $5 million.

 

[IBrokeBob]

"When learning to love yourself is the ultimate religion".
Feeling spiritual today, tess?

Don't forget that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, along with
laziness,
greed,
envy,
pride ,
lust
and wrath