I’d probably grope him on a train Japanese style until I realized my hand felt greasy and smelled like off-brand Cheetos soaked in week old bacon grease.
He'd be a fat dangerhair nonbinary political lesbian and be both jealous of and be attracted to skinny women while working for the glowies. Joshie Moon would also inexplicably smell like fish and pennies.
If I'm going mirror universe, I'm going full mirror universe.
Null would either be an e-girl making meme ahegao faces or a trad femcel who spends the whole day shitposting and hiking in the woods. Either way, a CUTE.
I think Null would be THICC in the ass and hips . And I really feel like she would be into being tied up and dressing up . She probably would not want to cook much and would eat too much junk food and have a messy room but would be a snuggle bug