TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Someone in a Tree]

Kirk's friend at TGWTG was Mike Ellis. Holly Brown accused Mike of sexual harassment and he was immediately fired by the Walkers. After seeing what a compulsive liar she is on Twitter, plus seeing what she looks like (300lb hambeast), I've come to doubt that this ever actually happened.

Mike Ellis also allegedly made sexual advances towards Sean Fausz, so maybe he just has a type.

 

[Schmeckel]

Mike Ellis also allegedly made sexual advances towards Sean Fausz, so maybe he just has a type.

The thought of this is absolutely disgusting. Ellis should have just stuck his micro-peen in a jar of marshmallow fluff and called it good. Fucking gross, man.

Assuming Fausz is to be believed.

 

[RJ MacReady]

 

[RumblyTumbly]

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If Lupa saw this, she'd think "I live rent free in his head!"

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Initially, I thought the CA contributors were people my age trying to take control of their lives. That early 20s period wasn't the best for me as I was still trying to find my way in the world, and I looked at them and thought "Man that's cool they were able to do that and kind of take control of their own destinies and make a living off of this"

Now I realize how wrong I was and see it as a self imposed Neverland where they shielded themselves from the real world rather than confront it and try to better themselves.

The end result speaks for itself.

I look at the Spoonys, the Lupas, the Linkaras, and all the rest and go "Man, we can shit on The Walkers and Michaud and they deserve it...but fuck, they actually had to put up with these people behind the scenes. What was that hell like?"

It's basically "everyone can cook but not everyone can be a chef" type thing, some are just made for fame and know how to handle it, I keep bringing up James Rolfe but, hes like the example I look to when I think of "some guy making it big" and he did it in stride. I implore anyone to tell me some legit drama that James himself caused and no one will really find anything. Sure we can point to that Cheetahmen debacle but, even James himself pulled out as fast as he could when he found out what that shit was.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It's basically "everyone can cook but not everyone can be a chef" type thing, some are just made for fame and know how to handle it, I keep bringing up James Rolfe but, hes like the example I look to when I think of "some guy making it big" and he did it in stride. I implore anyone to tell me some legit drama that James himself caused and no one will really find anything. Sure we can point to that Cheetahmen debacle but, even James himself pulled out as fast as he could when he found out what that shit was.

No legitimate examples. There were, of course, people who unsuccessfully tried to stir up drama. People who pilloried him when he said he wouldn’t see the new Ghostbusters. People like Asalieri who accused him of being a scammer when he crowdfunded his movie. And people like Chris Bores who aired out private exchanges.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

The thought of this is absolutely disgusting. Ellis should have just stuck his micro-peen in a jar of marshmallow fluff and called it good. Fucking gross, man.

Assuming Fausz is to be believed.

There are screencaps proving it.

I'd say almost every member of Channel Awesome was a fluke that only got popular because there was nothing else to watch at the time. Off the top of my head, LordKat and Guru Larry are the only people that didn't become cows.

I'll give you Guru Larry, but Lordkat?!

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'll give you Guru Larry, but Lordkat?!

Well, he left this shit behind and now has a real job and career, if I recall correctly. To me it's the opposite of being a cow. At least in comparison with the people who stuck with Channel Awesome until the end he does way better.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Well, he left this shit behind and now has a real job and career, if I recall correctly. To me it's the opposite of being a cow. At least in comparison with the people who stuck with Channel Awesome until the end he does way better.

I don't like Guru Larry anyway. He habitually hovers around drama running his mouth to draw attention to himself without getting directly involved. In no universe is a normal guy with a full-time professional career "worse" than that.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

No legitimate examples. There were, of course, people who unsuccessfully tried to stir up drama. People who pilloried him when he said he wouldn’t see the new Ghostbusters. People like Asalieri who accused him of being a scammer when he crowdfunded his movie. And people like Chris Bores who aired out private exchanges.

I believe it was in this thread or in the NC thread that Asalieri was only ever funny when he hit low hanging fruit like Chris Bores or that fat Russian guy, once he tried attacking people above his pay grade like NC and AVGN he just came off as a petulant baby who just wanted to start shit for view. (Then again seeing his past with crowd funding himself I wouldnt be surprised). Like the whole thing about James scamming people for the movie and then Asa trying to say he ran off with the money, even though he had literally no idea how budgeting worked. Has ASA ever had a thread on here? Or is he not big enough anymore? I think he pretty much only rises when some drama he can piggy back off comes about.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It's all relative. Angry Joe is a sperg BUT manages to get paid for it. That's a little more impressive than being a complete sped and not actually doing anything.

 

[JohnMc]

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Ofcourse he would be against CBT. They make you address your issues and confront them about why you have those issues.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I believe it was in this thread or in the NC thread that Asalieri was only ever funny when he hit low hanging fruit like Chris Bores or that fat Russian guy, once he tried attacking people above his pay grade like NC and AVGN he just came off as a petulant baby who just wanted to start shit for view. (Then again seeing his past with crowd funding himself I wouldnt be surprised). Like the whole thing about James scamming people for the movie and then Asa trying to say he ran off with the money, even though he had literally no idea how budgeting worked. Has ASA ever had a thread on here? Or is he not big enough anymore? I think he pretty much only rises when some drama he can piggy back off comes about.

There have been a couple of threads, but I think everyone knows that that would be the kind of attention he would crave. At least that would be the case with him a few years ago. Since he has a family, he’s a lolcow that I hope eventually gets his shit straight.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Spoony's Uwe Boll moment where he brags about a seemingly amazing feat when in reality it's something average or mediocre at best. Hey, pass those rose-coloured glasses, will ya?

Barely anything interesting about him these days, just some wrasslin rambles. Looks like he's getting ready for hibernation. Oh sorry I mean "creative break to battle the demons"

 

[JohnMc]

Spoony's Uwe Boll moment where he brags about a seemingly amazing feat when in reality it's something average or mediocre at best. Hey, pass those rose-coloured glasses, will ya?

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Barely anything interesting about him these days, just some wrasslin rambles. Looks like he's getting ready for hibernation. Oh sorry I mean "creative break to battle the demons"

Yes Spoony. We believe you. You intentionally keep your hair long so you can do fake fights in reviews you no longer make, with reviewers you no longer work with. Its not because you're a lazy shit who can't go outside his own house.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Spoony's Uwe Boll moment where he brags about a seemingly amazing feat when in reality it's something average or mediocre at best. Hey, pass those rose-coloured glasses, will ya?

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Barely anything interesting about him these days, just some wrasslin rambles. Looks like he's getting ready for hibernation.

Did anyone ever give a shit about the skits? A lot of the channels I have seen with spoony stuff advertise how they took out all the ridiculous skits for collections like the Ultima reviews. Always seems like he emphasizes the exact wrong things when it comes to the success of his videos.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Did anyone ever give a shit about the skits? A lot of the channels I have seen with spoony stuff advertise how they took out all the ridiculous skits for collections like the Ultima reviews. Always seems like he emphasizes the exact wrong things when it comes to the success of his videos.

Spoony is a narcissist, bear in mind - he wanted to be a writer, actor and director. It wasn't his total lack of talent, interest, and self-criticism on all fronts that stopped him, it was fate and misfortune!

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony's Uwe Boll moment where he brags about a seemingly amazing feat when in reality it's something average or mediocre at best. Hey, pass those rose-coloured glasses, will ya?

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Barely anything interesting about him these days, just some wrasslin rambles. Looks like he's getting ready for hibernation. Oh sorry I mean "creative break to battle the demons"

You missed the previous tweet where he compares his stage fighting skills to fucking Jackie Chan:

I can't tell what's more delusional: That he considers a couple of skits per year for relatively short period in his life "a lot" or that he thinks what he did was professional quality.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You missed the previous tweet where he compares his stage fighting skills to fucking Jackie Chan:

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I can't tell what's more delusional: That he considers a couple of skits per year for relatively short period in his life "a lot" or that he thinks what he did was professional quality.

Ehhh... he's neither saying nor implying that he's en par with or comparing himself to Jackie Chan, only that he learned everything he knows about Stage Fighting from Jackie Chan. Which doesn't really mean anything.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Jackie Chan went through brutal martial arts and endurance training, and performed stunts that would have certainly killed or crippled 99% of people, like half a dozen times.
Noah has never even been in good shape, and nearly collapsed after running through a desert filming Kickassia.
His "broad actions and dramatic delivery" ripped Doug's M.Bison cape while play-fighting.
Then he (probably) raided the home-owner's fridge and stole a sandwich.
Not sure where he learned that from Jackie Chan but okay.