Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Slice Me Up]

More Grimoire.

Spoiler: Letters to her Ghosts

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Spoiler: Astral Travel and Child

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I like the part where she ends the letters to the male ghosts with "I love you" and the female ghost with "thank you" and making excuses about being afraid to be in love.

But she's totally gay you guys.

 

[Vandy]

Wow, talk about bad fanfiction. That's pretty much every awkward middle/highschool girl's fantasy except usually it's with heart throb actors or anime characters fighting for their affection.

Sapphire Crimson Claw is basically Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Except somehow worse?

 

[Knifeguncat]

Wow, talk about bad fanfiction. That's pretty much every awkward middle/highschool girl's fantasy except usually it's with heart throb actors or anime characters fighting for their affection.

Sapphire Crimson Claw is basically Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Except somehow worse?

Well as far as I remember, Enoby never groomed kids in Hogwarts by pretending to be Gerard Way.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Finally caught up, what a ride. Staph is the lolcow gift that keeps on giving.

I know it's fruitless at this point, but I really want more dirt on Katie. Brilliant, OH is not all that far from where I come from and the first thing that came to mind was there's something in that river water, all right.

 

[homewayhalf]

Heath’s real name isn’t even Heathcliff. It’s just Heath.

 

[Azafran90]

Heath’s real name isn’t even Heathcliff. It’s just Heath.

It goes with her theme of half-assing her research of anything: magick, TC, buddhism, transgenderism, medical issues... Her own husbando...

 

[Koresh]

Heath’s real name isn’t even Heathcliff. It’s just Heath.

How the hell did she get Heathcliff? That's like meeting a Bart and just assuming his full name is Bartholomew, or thinking Ricky Gervais is short for Richard Gervais. I'm so befuddled. Maybe she really is writing to the cat, or maybe the edgelord from Wuthering Heights. I thought Heathcliff wasn't even really used as a name anymore, like Gaylord or Habakukk.



I must say though, MJ x Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the weirdest crack ships I think I've seen.

Spoiler: tru luv

"G-gomenesai, Michael Jackson-sama! I can't go to Neverland with you! I prefer dark meat!"



"Oh, but Dahmer-kun, don't you know? I'm a Hostess (tm) Sno-ball."

Dahmer x Ozzy Osbourne would make more sense because Dahmer actually liked Black Sabbath. Hell, Dahmer x Ronald McDonald has more real life foundation with how that man gobbled down Mickey D's.

 

[NoFeline]

I must say though, MJ x Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the weirdest crack ships I think I've seen.

You'll say we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
Still I know you just don't care
And I said, "What about diddling little boys?"

 

[Azafran90]

I must say though, MJ x Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the weirdest crack ships I think I've seen

Well, they both were predators, Michael was even sexually abused as a child (Dahmer must have found that kinky) and Dahmer was gay while MJ was headcannon gay; so they fit tastelessly well with each other!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Spoiler: Conversations with Demons

HAURES CONVO
(notes added by Staph)

How long have we known each other?
Since the month of Samhain. (she means October)

Why did I first invoke you?
To destroy the tyrant. (she means Donald Trump) You mispronounced my name. That is all right, it was only your second summon. I would not have suggested Volac first.

Why is that?
His temperament.

Are you saying he’s a butthead?
If those are your terms, then yes.

Okay, so why do you think I gravitated towards you and Agares in the beginning?
We are aligned with who you are, intellectually and spiritually. To you, we express feminine energy and appearance and this comforts you. I have been happy to align myself with your mission and values.

Describe how I see you.
I am slender, with red hair, black eyes, and beastial teeth and claws. Otherwise, I am much like a human woman.

What made you respond to me?
Your energy is feminine yet strong and vengeful.

I also commonly practice with Ma’at, Bastet, and Astaroth. Do you feel as if they and I are as well aligned with me as you and Agares.
Yes, especially the highest one. (I assume she means Astaroth)

I’ve also frequently practiced with Bifrons, Botis, Belial, Azazel, Andras, and Andromalius, just to name a few. Do you find them just as fitting of me?
I am friendly with Andras, he and I share a passion. He is kind with his helper. (Andromalius works for him) I am less acquainted with his higher master. At times he is unfriendly to you; do not take it personally, he is like that towards all new humans to the path. (Azazel) The others, I am neutral.

What do you think about Botis being jealous?
(This refers to a divination session I did asking him questions with a pendulum. When I asked why almost every answer was no, he said that he was jealous of my asking Eligos if I should take a job offer, when I had previously said I would ask him.)
I cannot comment.

But I was just curious, as it seemed to be a very human emotion.
As we have said, we are closer in our mental and emotional composition to man than the angels are. That is why we chose you over God.

So God is real?
Yes, but we do not speak of him. (notice, she refuses to capitalize)

Will you continue to work with me in the future?
Yes, you are pleasant.

Thank you.
Yes.

Spoiler: Death Questions

DEATH QUESTIONS

What do you want done with your body when you die?
What do you want to be remembered for?
What do you consider your greatest accomplishments in life?
What do you want on your gravestone, if you have one?
What are your thoughts on afterlives?
What are your thoughts on a soul?
What do you want done with your possessions?
Your grimoires and magical items?

1. I haven’t quite decided yet. I’m looking into things like becoming a tree, or a jewel necklace. I would love to be a sapphire ring, as my name is Sapphire.
   
2. To larger society, my activism and the difference I made. For those close to me, I just want to be remembered as a kind friend.
   
3. Thus far, I’ve gotten my master’s in social work and published a few books. I still want to finish my novel trilogy, and hope that it’s a success.
   
4. I still would like a gravesite that people can come and visit me at. I’d like it to be something with a cat, a pentagram, and a jar of pickles. This sounds strange, but it would perfectly represent my life.
   
5. I am a spirit sensitive, so I know that we live on after we die. Our personalities remain absolutely unchanged, we simply live on without a body.
   
6. I think of it in scientific terms. Energy never dies, and our consciousness is energy. There’s still so much about consciousness that science doesn’t understand, but it’s getting closer. They acknowledge that death doesn’t mean the end of brain processes, and I think that this has something to do with it.
   
7. As I’m arospec, I don’t think I’ll ever have a committed relationship with another living person. (My spirits are another matter) Although sometimes I think I might get into a long-term platonic relationship. In the event of this, they would get my possessions. I also think of leaving some money to a cause important to me.
   
8. I have mainly a digital grimoire, or maybe that’s not the right word. It’s just like a log-book where I put every magickal thing I’ve done since beginning in 2016. I also have a real-life one with goetic seals, sigils, and notes. My altar is half deity, half death, and I have an ancestor altar in my kitchen. Then there’s all my jars (there are a lot of them), my box of herbs, and in my backyard, my “grave” and my pot.

Spoiler: Message to Mary

Spoiler: Pact to Satan

(Reads more like a pact to Soros but IDK)

PERSONAL PACT TO SATAN​

Father Satan, the One True God of Humanity:

I am here to follow you and shape the world in your image, rather than that of your Adversary.

I am here as a champion to the innocent, be that human or lower animal, and safeguard them from ignorant hate.

I am here to guide the willing to your side, and smash those who would rather die than join you.

I am here to defeat those who deem their causes righteous when all they are, are guises of destruction, death, and misery.

I am here to end the hypocrisy of every false Christian, who claim their words and acts are love, but are truly words and acts of ignorance.

I am here to rally those thought unworthy in a grand, glorious defense of their right to be.

I am here to be queer, to upend the “morals” that are imposed by cisheteronormativity.

I am here to show that love, rather sexual or not, is a delight, belongs to everyone, it is the embodiment of your spirit here on Earth.

I am here to show that oppression, war, imperialism, capitalism, and fascism are not strengths, but harmful wastes.

I am here to show that violence against the vulnerable in the name of bigotry is the only true sin of humanity.

I am here to show that the ignorant that would believe in the power of these aforementioned things are truly weak, and that they deserve my rage.

I am here to prove that freedom from patriarchy, which includes the morals of the Abrahamic god that would have the “superior” hurt the weak, is the true evil plaguing humanity.

I am here to remove all white supremacy in all its forms from society.

Whether via work, my activism, my relationships, or any other endeavor or activity, in any role I take, I am here to spread Strength through Joy, in your name.

I make this pact on this day, in this year 2017, to you, and to the following:

Azazel, Ma’at, Bastet, Sekhmet, Anubis, Lilith, Belial, Beelzebub, Astarte, Agares, and Haures.

May the Earth bear the fruits of your glory, in Satan’s name.

***REMEMBER: accompany with black candle, burning wormwood/valerian/myrrh/dragon’s blood, rose oil.

 

[Bon Bon]

I thought by Heathcliff she meant the Wuthering Heights character for a second, and I was impressed because I thought she read a book, a book for adults with a decent reading level no less.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Describe how I see you.
I am slender, with red hair, black eyes, and beastial teeth and claws. Otherwise, I am much like a human woman

Gremory as anime demon waifu confirmed.

 

[In Heaven]

Gremory as anime demon waifu confirmed.

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I bet she only watched the dub, too.

 

[la mort]

Gremory as anime demon waifu confirmed.

FTFY

 

[Lady of the House]

Everyday this thread gets better and more characters are added to this everloving shitshow. Like, who's Joanne who she mentioned in her demon diary? Is the father of the astral child actually Richard or is it MJ? Why does Mary have such a close connection to Steve Jobs? Why is Steph so obsessed with a dead billionaire known for being an asshole as a self proclaimed anarchist? Can Steph contact the ghost of John Lennon and make him repent for wife abuse? There's so much we need to know.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

No one is spreading lies, Stephanie, we have screenshots of all of it.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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No one is spreading lies, Stephanie, we have screenshots of all of it.

I don't hate Staph I just wish she'd post more photos of her scabby feet

 

[Meowthkip]

Wow, talk about bad fanfiction. That's pretty much every awkward middle/highschool girl's fantasy except usually it's with heart throb actors or anime characters fighting for their affection.

Sapphire Crimson Claw is basically Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Except somehow worse?

Oh shit, you reminded me of the Snapewives.

Except in their case, they at least were in a group and presumably friends with each other.

 

[Koresh]

Oh shit, you reminded me of the Snapewives.

Except in their case, they at least were in a group and presumably friends with each other.

At least Alan Rickman had good hygiene and wouldn't give you necrotizing fasciitis by breathing on you. The being a well-known charitible and kind man and not a murderer or kiddy rapist is just a small bonus.

 

[anonsocio]

Oh shit, you reminded me of the Snapewives.

Except in their case, they at least were in a group and presumably friends with each other.

Offtopic but holy shit I had no idea this was a thing but I absolutely have run into this "in the wild". Someone I was in an occult server I was in believed they worked with Snape and were in a relationship with him and would crytype when they saw any criticism of him as a character.

I am BAFFLED that it's a whole group.