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remiem said:
I mean ignoring the Granny Tranny never gonna;

1. Foundation is wrong for their skin type, accenting everything instead of concealing.
2. Foundation is wrong color, in the most obvious possible way.
3. Tweeze. Your. Fucking. Eyebrows.
4. Wearing a bold lip with blue hair is too polarizing. If you're wearing a colorful wig let that be the focal point, nude lip. Or vice versa.
5. Exfoliate your face.
6. Blue eye-shadow. Motherfucker.
6.5 Choose one thing to emphasize on your face, not all of it, it makes you look ever more of mess unless your doing some kind of makeup editorial and even then, even then.
7. It's called a wig cap. Even a costume wig can be made to look decent but seeing your actual hair peeking out makes it even more incredibly obvious than the texture/color.
8. Given the tight lipped smile I'm also thinking bad teeth.

Everything is applied so fucking heavy handed, you can tell man hands did it by the sheer weight of the makeup alone. Jesus.
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They all end up looking like Graham Chapman's Mrs. Garibaldi character from the Most Awful Family in Britain sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

It's like they're color blind when it comes to makeup and just smear it all over.
 
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mining gold on transpassing today
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ThatDumbPhilosopher said:
Ah the dreaded TERF word, I can't wait to see it become as irrelevant as "Nazi" or "Incel" in a few months then we can laugh at them.
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It's kinda a funny word because what if someone is just generally trans-exclusionary because of trans bullshit? Their insult is an acronym that expects the person to also be a radical feminist which frankly most people are not.

I'm more of a Trans-exclusionary because I'm a sane person myself.
 
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Not sure where else to post this, but I found this gem on RYM: A song by a TiM about how he was literally RAPED by a doctor who refused to give him titty skittles at a young age.

i should be careful what i say
when i speak. but i hope i die cos when i was little
they took me to the hospital

he took my voice away from me

and he said

"no one will believe u"

"i will ruin ur life (if u tell)"

the summer before high school
i told my dad i wanted to go as a girl
my parents cried
they never heard of anything like that before. its not their fault
they took me to a walk in clinic and cried to the doctor
she reffered me to a psych
and the psych referred me to ken zucker

my first times in toronto were to see him
now i live here and i still feel him
every time i see that building
250 college street
floor 1

the window is still there

the awful ------- is stlll there

hell is still there

the windows still there
the doorways still there
hell is still here
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The song itself has been scrubbed off of YouTube and Bandcamp, and googling "Millionaire Pedophile" just gives me a bunch of shit about Epstein. The only mention of it I could find on Reddit was on the PC Music Subreddit (A), which is dedicated to post-ironic information-age electronic music (one of the associated artists, SOPHIE, is a troon with ties to ContraPoints).

This is a strange rabbit hole and warrants further investigation.

EDIT: Found the song. Attached here. Reading the reviews you'd think it was the scariest thing ever, but it's just a text-to-speech narration followed by the guy trying really hard to sound like a girl, and then a bunch of cut-up white noise. I'd be lying if I wasn't a tad creeped out by it, though.
 

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remiem said:
Everything is applied so fucking heavy handed, you can tell man hands did it by the sheer weight of the makeup alone. Jesus.
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My dad used to refer to women wearing too much makeup as "looking like it was slapped on with a trowel". The mental image of him applying drugstore foundation like spackle really works here.
 
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Peaches Demure said:
As you all know, Reddit is a never-ending well of troon depravity, so here's today's featured bunch.

A granny tranny puts on a blue wig, smears some garish lipstick on his mouth, and wants to know if he passes. The comments are really hilarious, BTW.
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In an earlier comment he says: "Well, I experience intense euphoria avoiding my face. Still working on the dysphoria with the face when I'm in girl form."

*looks away in horror* huh, I guess i'm a tranny too.
 
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