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- Feb 4, 2013
They all end up looking like Graham Chapman's Mrs. Garibaldi character from the Most Awful Family in Britain sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.I mean ignoring the Granny Tranny never gonna;
1. Foundation is wrong for their skin type, accenting everything instead of concealing.
2. Foundation is wrong color, in the most obvious possible way.
3. Tweeze. Your. Fucking. Eyebrows.
4. Wearing a bold lip with blue hair is too polarizing. If you're wearing a colorful wig let that be the focal point, nude lip. Or vice versa.
5. Exfoliate your face.
6. Blue eye-shadow. Motherfucker.
6.5 Choose one thing to emphasize on your face, not all of it, it makes you look ever more of mess unless your doing some kind of makeup editorial and even then, even then.
7. It's called a wig cap. Even a costume wig can be made to look decent but seeing your actual hair peeking out makes it even more incredibly obvious than the texture/color.
8. Given the tight lipped smile I'm also thinking bad teeth.
Everything is applied so fucking heavy handed, you can tell man hands did it by the sheer weight of the makeup alone. Jesus.
It's like they're color blind when it comes to makeup and just smear it all over.