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Ben Saint has truly ascended. He used satisfy himself by making bad Chris content, but now he is bad Chris content.
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Shabobus
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Chris will spend the rest of his life saying MLP: FiM will receive another season, just like he'll spend the rest of his life swearing the dimensional merge is right around the corner.
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Maybe FiM will be back after 20 years.
That happened to the Jetsons, you know.
That happened to the Jetsons, you know.
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I like it when Chris sounds like a communist official denying shit. I think he'd be good middle management for a communist hell hole. Just sit him down and give him authority to deny shit.
When America goes to absolute shit he might find a job after all.
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There is a small chance it could happen in 5-10. If gen 5 flops and doesn't make any money, there's always a chance Hasbro will go back to the well for those sweet, sweet brony bucks. It'll actually be even more profitable because of "nostalgia."
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LOL @She/HER
Let me tell you, if you have to remind someone to use the correct pronouns than that defeats the entire flipping purpose.
I mean, I don't think that Chris realizes that even if people are forced at gunpoint to call him a "woman", it wouldn't change anything. People would still perceive him as male, regardless of forced propaganda.
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Her last words will probably be "I should have used a condom"
You know, at least when shit like this happened in the past, we could always look forward to the obligatory mass suicide and then pretend to feel bad about those deaths, now? I dont know whats worse, if its fake or not...if its the former, its sad they think they are gonna achieve something with this (besides looking like massive spergs for the rest of their lives since its online), if its the latter...man, people just ran out what to make creepy cults for.
We need more eldrich gods...
Prff, right. Jacob is a barking reetarded dog, the moment you show a sign to return the threat, he will go into "defensive hedgehog" mode. He is just like Chris, fat selfish and most of all, a coward.
Why don't they worship the True and Honest CWC instead?
That reminded me of something I wondered, does Chris even remembers any of the trolls in his life? Does he remember Clyde Cash or Liquid Chris?
Or is his brain so fried and dettached he doesnt even remember them anymore? Thats just sad.
There is a reason you dont see people like Chris alive in post apocalyptic settings, they are uuuusually the first ones to go.
If a zombie apocalypse happened, he would probably hug one thinking its just misunderstood and after the zombie told Chris to get away from him, he would properly bite his fat neck off.
If America collapsed into some sort of dictatorship like in soviet russia, Chris would just be seen as manual labor and if he dared to spew any non-sense about Sonichu, he would get a bullet to his bent duck.
Chris and others like him really have no idea how much they own their existence to us and the system they use and abuse so damn much, without it, they wouldnt last a minute (In the old times, Chris's kind would usually die out for being so damn incapable of basic survival skills).
You can thank democrats putting focus on what social degenerates want. These people think that just because they call them their made up pronuns that it changes basic biology, that if they believe hard enough, it wont be a penis they have.
The more I see Chris as basically this.
Chris:
so Im not a tard. Hum. Im just ahead of the curve, y'all.A sad preview of what society is slowly shifting towards to (and needs to steer away from it afuckingsap)
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She would never have got her claws into Bob if she'd used a condom, nor would she have had a pet tard to take care of her in her waning years.
Barb made out pretty well on this whole deal.
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I agree mostly but I doubt she expected Chris to be THIS retarded and unbearable to be around.
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Can someone explain to me, because the only children's cartoon I give a fuck about is Adventure Time ( 
), why the death of this pony cartoon means the death rattle of the common brony? Don't all the ponyfuckers just migrate over to this new one & keep the tard tsunami rolling? I honestly don't understand.
), why the death of this pony cartoon means the death rattle of the common brony? Don't all the ponyfuckers just migrate over to this new one & keep the tard tsunami rolling? I honestly don't understand.
No.
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Can someone explain to me, because the only children's cartoon I give a fuck about is Adventure Time (
Bronies are a recent phenomenon that only came about with this current incarnation of the MLP series. Before that it was mostly elderly women trading vintage toys around and making customs out of the dolls - very niche. So either the autistic bronies latch on to the new series because they're emotionally attached now or they get upset over blue arms and move on.
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Only if his tantrum makes the local news. I need to be entertained too
Zombie apocoplyse Chris would be just fine, he's just eat trash and get ignored.Her last words will probably be "I should have used a condom"
You know, at least when shit like this happened in the past, we could always look forward to the obligatory mass suicide and then pretend to feel bad about those deaths, now? I dont know whats worse, if its fake or not...if its the former, its sad they think they are gonna achieve something with this (besides looking like massive spergs for the rest of their lives since its online), if its the latter...man, people just ran out what to make creepy cults for.
We need more eldrich gods...
Prff, right. Jacob is a barking reetarded dog, the moment you show a sign to return the threat, he will go into "defensive hedgehog" mode. He is just like Chris, fat selfish and most of all, a coward.
That reminded me of something I wondered, does Chris even remembers any of the trolls in his life? Does he remember Clyde Cash or Liquid Chris?
Or is his brain so fried and dettached he doesnt even remember them anymore? Thats just sad.
There is a reason you dont see people like Chris alive in post apocalyptic settings, they are uuuusually the first ones to go.
If a zombie apocalypse happened, he would probably hug one thinking its just misunderstood and after the zombie told Chris to get away from him, he would properly bite his fat neck off.
If America collapsed into some sort of dictatorship like in soviet russia, Chris would just be seen as manual labor and if he dared to spew any non-sense about Sonichu, he would get a bullet to his bent duck.
Chris and others like him really have no idea how much they own their existence to us and the system they use and abuse so damn much, without it, they wouldnt last a minute (In the old times, Chris's kind would usually die out for being so damn incapable of basic survival skills).
You can thank democrats putting focus on what social degenerates want. These people think that just because they call them their made up pronuns that it changes basic biology, that if they believe hard enough, it wont be a penis they have.
The more I see Chris as basically this.
Chris:
A sad preview of what society is slowly shifting towards to (and needs to steer away from it afuckingsap)
By going to hell I mean we go full communist burocracy and have Chris dismiss human rights violations as things happening in alternative dimensions while sitting at some shitty prison clerks desk.
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Man, I want to look at this through the lens of a comedy sketch but I doubt the power wouldnt go into his head at the first day already.
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She is literally WHY Chris is so fucked up. Had she not interfered any chance she had with any possibility of him getting appropriate treatment, he might be semi-functional now.
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If Barb had a normal child it would almost certainly be a cole 2.0 situation. If she were lucky they might care enough to put her in a home to rot away, but probably out of spite more than anything.
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Must've docked a point for the blue arms.
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I think the score was high because Sonic has electric powers like Sonichu and whatever new abilities he has in the movie Chris will attribute them to Sonichu.
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Not as good as the real sonic the hedgehog that chris sees on a daily basis, I guess.
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I was wondering if there would be a BLARMS 2: Electric Boogaloo, but I guess this answers my question.
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Maybe Barb was aiming pepper spray at Chris's head when he typed this.