>Fat Amy doesn't have to tell you if she makes anything off affiliate links, but starting today, she's making money off affiliate links, you nosy scolds.
>SOME OF YOU HAVE ASKED why Fat Amy ignores her screeching children. It's because she's teaching them patience.
*children screeching*
>That's her job as a mom!!!!
>They don't need her attention 24/7. Mom is busy!!!!
>She gives them activities when she is internetting, and if they finish before she does, that's THEIR problem!!!!
>Unless they are doing something dangerous, she doesn't need to get up and make sure they aren't sticking their dicks in a light socket or the skunk or whatever.
!!!!
>Because the entire house is wired with cameras and she can see if the skunk is sticking its dick in mayonnaise jar or whatever.
>SHE CAN SEE EVERYTHING THEY ARE DOING AT ALL TIMES!!!!
>She is busy. They have to stand in line and wait their turn for her attention.
>It's not neglect. It is a sophisticated pedagogical technique to teach forbearance.
Not neglect!!!!
>Omar cannot go into kinnygarden slamming his fist on the table demanding crayons. Pardon me- cranz.
>But if the teacher is busy being fat on the internet, he needs to wait his turn.
>She is not a child abuser!!!!
>She does not neglect her children!!!!
>She is a good parent for teaching them patience.
JFC, Sebastian is not overweight, okay? FUCK! He's hibernating!!!!
>He is filled with a special kind of fat that makes him sleep.
>He is her emotional support animal.
>He likes Jeremiah best but he is HER emotional support animal.
>So he isn't fat.
Google query: Do skunks hibernate?
Return: "Skunks are nocturnal, usually active from early evening through the night. ... Skunks do not hibernate, you dumb fucking fatty."
>He will wake up in February.
*children learning patience, loudly*
Five snouts.





We get sass AND stupidity in abundance.
She weighs 467- 100 less than Hamber. Allah Fucking Christ.
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E: FUCK! Ninja'd hardcore!
Edi II: LOL, I just noticed the diabetes awareness ribbon is for Type I. Amy doesn't know the difference between I and II.