Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Cold Waffle said:
I take back every complaint I've ever made about my cat putting his butt in my face while I'm trying to sleep. This is some next level fuckery.

I imagine she has goose shit all over her house. What a life.
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The goose wears a diaper.
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And goes to the grocery store with her because of course it does
 
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Found what I believe is a very disturbing MBP mom with a toddler.


FB banner is her small daughter surrounded by a circle of medical equipment. She fetishizes the feeding tube her daughter has, claiming she needs it because she vomits x10 a day. Can’t find her specifying Dx, but she makes a huge deal about being a warrior munchie mom. Getting the kid growth hormone injections for unknown reasons, but since she probably fucks with the feeding tube insuring the kid is malnourished. Also e-begs like crazy and milks every govt health program she can, even getting a day shift nurse. (Hopefully inviting actual medical ppl into her home will lead to the kid getting removed. Give me the 🌈)

Many posts about what a “bitch” she is, which I guess that’s a normal defensive route to take when your making your child ill for attention

I hate digging through these MBP mom pages because it makes me physically sick to see the public bragging and praise they get for child abuse.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Found what I believe is a very disturbing MBP mom with a toddler.


FB banner is her small daughter surrounded by a circle of medical equipment. She fetishizes the feeding tube her daughter has, claiming she needs it because she vomits x10 a day. Can’t find her specifying Dx, but she makes a huge deal about being a warrior munchie mom. Many posts about what a “bitch” she is, which I guess that’s a normal defensive route to take when your making your child ill for attention

I hate digging through these MBP mom pages because it makes me physically sick to see the public bragging and praise they get for child abuse.
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Looks like the kid has Turner Syndrome, which is a thing. I'd be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but then I saw this, so I don't know.
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It's one thing to advocate for your child, but it's different when your entire identity is overwritten by your kid's illness.

Kate Farms Shill said:
The goose wears a diaper.

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And goes to the grocery store with her because of course it does
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A goose diaper. Of course. Is it an "emotional support" goose? If I walked into Publix with a giant bird, it wouldn't go over well.
 
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Cold Waffle said:
Looks like the kid has Turner Syndrome, which is a thing. I'd be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but then I saw this, so I don't know.
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It's one thing to advocate for your child, but it's different when your entire identity is overwritten by your kid's illness.


A goose diaper. Of course. Is it an "emotional support" goose? If I walked into Publix with a giant bird, it wouldn't go over well.
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These things aren't really mutually exclusive. the same way you can have a real EDS diagnosis and seek the most invasive, end-of-the-line treatments for all the comorbidities, you can have a genuinely sick child you exploit for more internet asspats by exaggerating the severity of their illness or claiming it caused other complications that it didn't.

That said, Turner Syndrome doesn't usually cause the list of problems she's claiming. It mostly affects growth, intellectual development, and reproductive health.
 
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MysteriousStranger said:
They make chicken diapers, too, for people who can't bear to leave their livestock outdoors. The goose couldn't wear it in the bathtub, though. Getting naked in a tub of warm water with a shitting goose -- you can create all sorts of novel bugs doing smart things like that.
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That sounds like an excellent way to get bird flu.
 
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Cold Waffle said:
Looks like the kid has Turner Syndrome, which is a thing. I'd be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but then I saw this, so I don't know.
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It's one thing to advocate for your child, but it's different when your entire identity is overwritten by your kid's illness.


A goose diaper. Of course. Is it an "emotional support" goose? If I walked into Publix with a giant bird, it wouldn't go over well.
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Yeah, the thing about Turner Syndrome is doctors wont diagnosis it until adolescent or teen years. So the fact she’s claiming turning syndrome for a toddler is bullshit.

Edit: Correction, they will Dx severe cases with genetic testing but for many years some of the biggest issues with Turner Syndrome were reproductive and didn’t become obvious until puberty.

I still don’t buy it. I’ve never heard of Turner Syndrome causing vomiting x10 per day. But I just don’t think this woman is honest about anything. She usually just refers to the girl as medically fragile with complex Dx - which are big red flags.Her constant social media attention whoring stinks to high heaven either way. The FB banner with a small child surrounded by medical equipment, as if it’s so cute, is just creepy af.

But maybe she’s one of the munchie moms where a legit Dx spurred the insatiable appetite for attention and off to the races they go.
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
These things aren't really mutually exclusive. the same way you can have a real EDS diagnosis and seek the most invasive, end-of-the-line treatments for all the comorbidities, you can have a genuinely sick child you exploit for more internet asspats by exaggerating the severity of their illness or claiming it caused other complications that it didn't.

That said, Turner Syndrome doesn't usually cause the list of problems she's claiming. It mostly affects growth, intellectual development, and reproductive health.
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Yeah, I don't doubt that her daughter has Turner Syndrome. She seems like an extreme OTT mom about the whole situation, though. Every second post on the page is her screeching at people. It would be different if the page was to keep friends and family updated with their journey through treatment and stuff, but she's made it into some sort of toxic soapbox.
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
The goose wears a diaper.

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And goes to the grocery store with her because of course it does
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This is exactly the reason why I love KF. I never would have imagined that someone would be so weird as to sleep and bathe with a goose and dress it in a diaper.
 
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Paige doesn’t even make me angry, she’s just fucking depressing. At least other munchies have the decency to dress up their hysterics with all the chronic illness warrior language and fake optimism and posts about their friends and family “supporting” them and other ridiculous drama. Paige just seems hellbent on causing her own death while also refusing to admit she had any hand in it. What a waste of a life 🙃
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Yeah, the thing about Turner Syndrome is doctors wont diagnosis it until adolescent or teen years. So the fact she’s claiming turning syndrome for a toddler is bullshit.

Edit: Correction, they will Dx severe cases with genetic testing but for many years some of the biggest issues with Turner Syndrome were reproductive and didn’t become obvious until puberty.

I still don’t buy it. I’ve never heard of Turner Syndrome causing vomiting x10 per day. But I just don’t think this woman is honest about anything. She usually just refers to the girl as medically fragile with complex Dx - which are big red flags.Her constant social media attention whoring stinks to high heaven either way. The FB banner with a small child surrounded by medical equipment, as if it’s so cute, is just creepy af.

But maybe she’s one of the munchie moms where a legit Dx spurred the insatiable appetite for attention and off to the races they go.
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Now it's part of prenatal testing and at anatomy ultrasound T18/Turners can often be detected. So that part holds up
 
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SJ has been dizzy and tired "orf and on", probably because she is working again. She was a bitch to her nurse because she had a low grade fever. She describes every puke session. So on the floor, in the toilet and in the sink. But she got up and ran for the bathroom five times. Slept on the floor in her puke, worked 4 hours on that day despite her boss telling her not to, so her coworkers and customers were put at risk.
 
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I’m okay with coming on here to read about and discuss people slowly killing themselves with medical procedures that they don’t need and mother’s abusing their own children for attention but apparently seeing a goose in a diaper is enough for me to shut my laptop and say that I’ve had enough internet today. :story:
 
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Ok I've been on this thread a while and haven't seen an answer so must ask- What the actual fuck is up with SJ and her retarded pronunciation of things, like "dawrgs" etc? It's like nails on a chalkboard and I want to know lol.

Also the goose diaper thing, I just, I.....can't. Hw does one get a diaper on a goddam goose? They must be more domesticatable than I thought. Having one in the tub with you is just vile, like its germs getting all up in your body. It's gross but impressive, the munchies keep me interested!
 
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