Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Miculek did it better.

RIP Yoshi.

Since you brought it up, I gotta a feeling Bob would dress up as Mario if he ever went on a mass shooting.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I have a theory that the outer part of Bob's "brain: is in fact a thick layer of fat that protects his walnut-sized "true brain."

Does that mean that he would be good in Boxing like Homer was when Moe discovered his brain has a protective layer of liquid?

Since Bob and his brother are so bent out of shape over this drawing, I think it's time for Bob to go the way of Sargon of Akkad and have a specialized "Crying Bob" meme.

I can already picture the many phrases it has along with the image of him, blubbery and crying. Things like "You filthy useless subhumans! You can't see the glory in my inane video reviews that are more necessary than food production!" or "If only i was the leader of the world i would clean it of undesirables that are more necessary to society than me!"

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

His name is MovieBob shitlord

You forgot to capitalize his last name. It’s MovieBlob Shitlord!

 

[Commander X]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down on regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

Going from RLM to Lindsey Ellis is like going from Skull Vodka to sterno.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He busts his ass for your entertainment. Don't like? Don't consume.

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Blob's soy-infused bro white knighting him is the white-knightiest of white knighting ever.

Well at least now we know he uses the word "wasteland", just not in context with "ghouls" or "mayonnaise" as of yet.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Going from RLM to Lindsey Ellis is like going from Skull Vodka to sterno.

Filling the Empty Skull Vodka with soy based product was an analogy.

Mike Knows

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Going from RLM to Lindsey Ellis is like going from Skull Vodka to sterno.

Going from RLM to Bob is like leaving your hot real-estate wife for a fat, purple-hair girl who teaches gender and race studies.

 

[A Random]

My guess on his entitlement issues: Bob hates that he's ever had diabetes, his father passed on too young, he didn't get the lesbian Presidents Clinton/Obama daughters he has described as wanting, and that some of his earnest opinions like Other M being hated by misogynists or Mass Effect's ending being good were not respected.

He wants to be the Voice of his generation, respected like Siskel and Ebert, and he assumes that what he's done so far counts.

Also the beetus melted his brain so he is turning into a fatter sack of crap.

 

[A Logging Company]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

I really don't get how The Last Jedi became this shibboleth among pop-culture critics and followers. All of the first guys the person were mostly apolitical, and the second were all clearly political inclined. The RLM review was tame, giving the movie credit for trying to be different. I haven't watched a Starwars movie since Revenge of the Sith (I'm not a big Starwars fan despite the handle) so all I know about are people's reactions to it. Other than having the older female space captain, is the movie that overtly poltitical, or is just ANOTHER thing with no overt or political undertone to signal where you stand on cultural politics regardless of actual quality or subjective appeal?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

I use to watch good critics but then they didn't support my opinions so I had to go find reviewers that would

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

To think of all the people in the world this baseball jock had to share his name with a anti white and anti masculinity movie critic. Interestingly enough he was also born in Brooklyn.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

Jee, I wonder what the politics of this person are. I wonder if this person is in fact mad that TLJ was given fair criticism and some minor cynical mockery for being so woke, so she or he has now flocked to someone so politically correct that will completely ignore any flaw because what matters is that we have women and minorities as leads. How people dare to demand excellence from the products they consume? Pfff, haters.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can understand deciding to not watch Angry Joe and Nostalgia Critic anymore, but going from RLM to ShaunJen, Hbomberguy, and Bob is like going from eating filet mignon to chowing down regularly on convenience store beef sandwiches that you find discarded in leaking dumpsters surrounded by clouds of flies.

Wait even with The Last Jedi being a catalyst, didn't the fucking Nostalgia Critic spend most of his "review" fellating the movie on how great it is.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Other than having the older female space captain, is the movie that overtly poltitical, or is just ANOTHER thing with no overt or political undertone to signal where you stand on cultural politics regardless of actual quality or subjective appeal?

Yes and no. In general, I'd say it's a lot like Game of Thrones S8E3, where it was the jump the shark moment for a whole bunch of people and became (in)famous as the fracture point despite the fact that the cracks had clearly been forming for a while. People didn't like the plot, or the structure, or the treatment of many of the characters (Luke and to a lesser extent Finn) and that part isn't really political.

On the other hand, the "older female space captain" in question is Vice Admiral Holdo, who's absolutely terrible despite being played by Laura Dern. She has purple hair and spends the entire movie in an ugly cocktail dress instead of anything resembling a uniform, and acts like a cunt when her subordinates try to find out what the plan is. And the movie is 100% behind her on this. That part is political.

 

[solidus]

Admiral Tumblr was indeed ultimate SJW.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Personally I've always theorized that Admiral Dangerhair was the peter principle in action considering she was about 4/5th in line for command. But the film botched the execution because it was too focussed on being subversive.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yes and no. In general, I'd say it's a lot like Game of Thrones S8E3, where it was the jump the shark moment for a whole bunch of people and became (in)famous as the fracture point despite the fact that the cracks had clearly been forming for a while. People didn't like the plot, or the structure, or the treatment of many of the characters (Luke and to a lesser extent Finn) and that part isn't really political.

On the other hand, the "older female space captain" in question is Vice Admiral Holdo, who's absolutely terrible despite being played by Laura Dern. She has purple hair and spends the entire movie in an ugly cocktail dress instead of anything resembling a uniform, and acts like a cunt when her subordinates try to find out what the plan is. And the movie is 100% behind her on this. That part is political.

Both Holdo and Leia were portrayed as competent leaders despite them being awful at even the most basic of military tactics. This section of hackfraudmedia's TLJ review details just how poorly these commanders performed in battle:

If Rian Johnson didn't want to bother researching military tactics to discover how a military or insurgency would actually behave in a war, then maybe he shouldn't have agreed to direct a movie called "Star WARS."

Of course, if MovieBob were directing the film, he would probably just have had the Care bears show up and Blast the First Order fleet with their tummy beams, or have the Mario Brothers beamed onto the First Order Command Ship, claim to be plumbers there to fix the toilets, then singlehandedly defeat the Dreadnaught by throwing a plunger into the main reactor. (To be fair, even that would have been better than what Rian Johnson came up with.)

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

try to find out what the plan is

Remember she didn't had a plan. It wasn't until they were cornered like rats that she though "Hey, let's leave the ship that is well defended by shields in this small, slow and very easy to destroy shuttles so the First Order can blast the stranded remnants of the rebellion into oblivion in hopes we can reach this base of the rebellion so we can make a last stand against the Empire, which will probably anhialate us."

It would have been better if she just stopped the ship and said "Fuck everything, Ya'll gonna die, retards!" and let the imperials gun everyone down.

 

[Big Nasty]

Holdo and her behaviour is proof that Disney Star Wars is 100% a corporate product. You get people like that in a corporate environment and they promoted for acting like that, i.e. in a way that implies that your subordinates are inferior to you.