"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Colleges are full of Kiwis, Phil, some of us even teach and do admin stuff. Feel free to drop by and say Hello!

until he got expelled for drawing the infamous picture of him shooting McCain
He didn't get expelled for that, but he quit shortly afterwards. I presume he quit because he discovered college wasn't the hugbox he thought it was.

He should definitely tell the college he applies to that he's a super soldier who is going to bring all kinds of weapons to campus and "defend himself"
Oh don't forget Phil is a weapon instructor in Antifa! He could teach limp-wristed colleged kids how to defend themselves!
 
After reading this the first thing that came to mind is Phil's not looking to go to college for an education. He's going because he wants to deliberately stir the pot so he can try and file a lawsuit against them. This is Phils 'get rich quick scheme' saga.
In today's world when even looking at someone the wrong way can fire up the flames of litigation Phil's a walking timebomb of problems; his first day in class alone would probably lead to people complaining about just how bad he smells.
I think one of the funniest things would be Phil around working class people. This isn't UC Berkley. I'm sure anything in Portland is going to be lefty, but the college will be full of kids who couldn't pay for a traditional university, couldn't get into a traditional university, failed out of a university, are trying to save money, and adults looking to further their education. It isn't going to be freshman year of googly eyed 18 year olds solving all the world's problems while they smoke a blunt. There would be plenty of people who won't care about and won't put up with Phil's shit. Someone working three part time jobs while they get their associates so they can be better than their deadbeat parents is not going to have time for Phil.
 
Please let Taters go back to school. Please. It will be amazing - more wild encounters by normies, more ree-ing, something other than Antifa souporsalads to post about, Hoovy struggling with basic classes, having all of his peers pass him (again) while he keeps struggling... The list goes on.

Also, Phil not finishing his degree last time is more proof that Christine is better than him. She has an associate's degree and a CADD certificate, and also gets a bigger tugboat and passes as a woman better.

Finally, the last time he was in school, he was involved in anime club, met Duty and Kory, and got visited by the Secret Service, so I for one look forward to it. I assume he won't apply and enroll, though, or he might just do a continuing education course or something like that. Prove me wrong, Spuds.


Community colleges almost all have open admission, or at least close to it. No idea whether he'd pursue an actual degree, though, or just take continuing education or non-credit courses. Here are PCC's available programs. His post where he's sperging out about attacking transphobic fascists on campus implies that he wants to do a degree program.


Please. I didn't realize how badly that I need this in my life.
So he's going for the social justice course, then, probably mixed with one or more from women's and gender studies, political science, or chicano and latino studies. Social justice presumably just means disagreeing with every current political and social more, but I expect Phil will want to be treated like a superstar victim who should ace the course merely by existing. I hope there's a Kylie Brooks in his class.

Shame. There's a medical laboratory class that could really use Phil as a study if various lesser-known diseases of people who are too stupid to wash themselves or launder their clothes.
 
It’s just a shame that he’ll have forgotten all about this back-to-school business by next week.
Yes, I'm fairly certain that this "back to school" episode was spawned by the viral video of the effeminate kid fighting back. Even though those were middle school kids Phil has fantasies of fighting back like the kid from the video.
 
Yes, I'm fairly certain that this "back to school" episode was spawned by the viral video of the effeminate kid fighting back. Even though those were middle school kids Phil has fantasies of fighting back like the kid from the video.
I guess Phil thinks he might actually stand a chance in a fight against children. I can see this ending with him getting his ass kicked by a gang of 7-year-olds.
 
I guess Phil thinks he might actually stand a chance in a fight against children. I can see this ending with him getting his ass kicked by a gang of 7-year-olds.
Only time I'd ever disagree with you on Philty; you and I both know he'd be pepper spraying them from the get go.
 
Phil created a Go Fund Me for his return to school in fall 2020.
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Phil please don't go back it would piss us off so much.
*Free as long as other suckers are paying.
 
Phil created a Go Fund Me for his return to school in fall 2020.
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Phil please don't go back it would piss us off so much.
*Free as long as other suckers are paying.

Funniest part about all this word salad is that the odd Social Justice fanatic who isn't aware who "Isabel Rosa Araujo" is and becomes pumped up to try and help this poor tranny will start rallying their friends, only to have some of those friends know exactly who Isabel is, aka "ADF Funsiladildo", "Xochi Notjew" and of course, "Philhy Phil Haskins-Delici" and inform the poor sucker just who she's actually crusading for.

Not only will the word spread faster, it will make the original pledge withdraw from the gofundme at the speed of light.

Sorry Phil, it's gonna be a student loan that you will never EVER be able to (or inclined to) pay back or you give up on your latest obsession and flounce away from the keyboard to swing right back into your Antifa Sooper sodjer fake ID.
 
Oh what I wouldn't give to hear the professional critique of his portfolio and the subsequent reeeeeeeeaction.
They would have to be able to read the portfolio first. I only expect Australatina maps and other childish doodles while all classes he is in comes to a screeching halt as the students and teachers will have to deal with a smelly tard.
 
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Phil, Kiwi Farms want you to go back to school, just as we want you to get your nuts cracked.

Honestly, if I had fuck-you money, I would personally pay for 2 years of his community college fees, as long as no money reaches his hands. And he might take any course he fancies -- yup, even Chica Studies.

It’s just a shame that he’ll have forgotten all about this back-to-school business by next week.
If he hangs on to his college dream for 2 weeks (i.e. til 21 Nov), we'll open a new thread.
 
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That's exactly his level of importance in Antifa. Jail dummy. He's too fat and slow so they cops'll be able to catch him easily, tackling him the the ground while he squeals like a pig.

And then the poor cops need to get a rabies shot, just to be on the safe side.
 
Phil, you use a DOA social media site that like ten people use, half of which are probably KF users who just want to laugh at your lunacy, and you think you can use it to raise almost $3K?

And that's just for one year. Do you plan to use Gofundme to pay for your tuition every year, assuming the first one is successful?

 
I love that Phil thinks we all sit round like a witches coven plotting against him as our sole purpose in life when in fact we log on, laugh at the fat sped update for a few minutes then go do other things. Phil would LOVE it if there really was a Kiwi illuminati that plotted home invasions and targeting him at college cause being a victim is his kink.
 
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