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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack must want to have his third stroke before Thanksgiving.
JackDavis
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Are mashed potatoes keto friendly?
This guy's stomach is amazing
Wait,... isn't that for pastries, not potatoes?
This dude put in at least 8 tablespoons of butter (counting it as 3), over a cup of heavy cream, a pound of cheese and no wasabi into his "wasabi potatoes"
His review of the mashed potatoes: "I like this. This came out flawless."
His changes would be: Put twice as much cheese and buying wasabi paste.
This guy's stomach is amazing
Wait,... isn't that for pastries, not potatoes?
This dude put in at least 8 tablespoons of butter (counting it as 3), over a cup of heavy cream, a pound of cheese and no wasabi into his "wasabi potatoes"
His review of the mashed potatoes: "I like this. This came out flawless."
His changes would be: Put twice as much cheese and buying wasabi paste.
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Yes, that's a pasty blender. It's purpose is to break and mix hard fats into dry ingredients. But to dead arm Jack, it is simply "this device".
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Jack's mash is an abomination, a pile of cheesy, butter-sodden slop. He should be extradited to Ireland for Potato Crimes and lined up against a fucking wall.
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The poor ignorant fat fuck, completely oblivious to what he's actually adding to his mashed potatoes. A bit of butter salt, white pepper and M_i_l_k is all you need, but he can't help himself. All he's tasting, is a pureed mess of starch and fat.
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He just keeps getting fatter. This won't end well.
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Dies from internal injuries resulting from a perforated colon after Tammy's black bull mistakes him for Tammy. June 21, 2020. 9,001 Keto Points.
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Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?
Aaway
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someone needs to remind him he still has jack's info in the description of his vids
i think they went their separate ways because jack threw a bitch fit about turning comments on and charles was fed up with doing videos eating arby's fish sandwiches
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It never made sense to have anything to do with a fat loser like Jack.
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I've missed his "tablespoon" measurements. This is just like the tablespoons of mayonnaise in his Salad Night video.
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At this point I'm really starting to wonder If he already has replaced his blood completely by molten butter. Seriously, that dude should receive a award by the US Dairy Farmers, he kept their jobs going all alone for the last decade.
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I agree, it's ssdd every video. Thankfully YouTube recommends prestroke gems like this.
At approx 7:17 Tammy is cutting his meat and he's pretending to be stroke disabled..
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Mashed potatoes should at no fucking point drip down in strings; that is genuinely horrifying. It also came off as like he just ate the damn shit after stirring it around and pretending it was hot and ready; I am actually curious now if he'll just eat a raw turkey when he gets to that particular video.
Like, the fucked thing is I believe you could actually do a decent "Asian Style" mash; use some crushed ginger, a bit of wasabi for heat, mix in a hint of scallion, salt and pepper, and then make your mix. But nahh, this was just Gluttonous Jack wanting buttery cheese-potatoes from hell.
Also why not just make a fucking compound butter? Look, I know it's Salmonella Jack and so it's too late for that, but why not just make some seasoned butter that you just plain mix in?
I half think he pretends he doesn't know what a tablespoon is, so he can deny that he's overdoing butter or lard whenever he spoons that shit in.
I cannot emphasis how much of a cowardly baby Jack is.
Like, the fucked thing is I believe you could actually do a decent "Asian Style" mash; use some crushed ginger, a bit of wasabi for heat, mix in a hint of scallion, salt and pepper, and then make your mix. But nahh, this was just Gluttonous Jack wanting buttery cheese-potatoes from hell.
Also why not just make a fucking compound butter? Look, I know it's Salmonella Jack and so it's too late for that, but why not just make some seasoned butter that you just plain mix in?
Fatty thinks and lies to himself that a "tablespoon" is a serving/ice cream spoon. He does that every. Single. Time.
I half think he pretends he doesn't know what a tablespoon is, so he can deny that he's overdoing butter or lard whenever he spoons that shit in.
Bitchboy Jack literally sobs in rage over a friend being more liked and doing his job better in two months. Weeping Pussy reees at the idea of having free comments open to the public because he's more thin skinned that most tween girls. Gluttonous Fuck of a Pig screeches and unfriends him over no more excuses he can use to hork down fish and claim its for a show.
I cannot emphasis how much of a cowardly baby Jack is.
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Would love what the rift was? You mean apart of the effort this man puts into making his videos unlike Jack?
I watched just two of his videos and I must say I enjoyed them. I'm sure I'll try out his recipes which is something I never would do with Jack's crap.
Chamulum
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I do want to see someone cook a Thanksgiving Feast only using CWJ recipes. Someday.
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That's one way to make sure the in-laws don't come back next year.
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My guess is that he associated with Jack because he thought he needed a professional Youtuber with a little bit of popularity to get his channel off the ground.
Good to see that he finally realized that Jack knows jack shit about the things he does.
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To be honest I'm a little suprised he didn't just grab the container with his good hand, flip it over and dump the whole thing into his "food" trough.
Bwahahahaha!!! I've been out of the loop for a bit. I pop in and causally skim through the last page and the hits just keep on coming. Never in ten million years would I have guessed that that bowl of spider-man jizz was supposed to be the mashed potatoes. I can't believe that this is real anymore. It defies all logic. By this point anybody would have gotten at least a little bit better...or gave up. I'm finally convinced that this dude is Ashton Kutcher in a fat suit. He is doing a fat American take on Borat. After he's taped enough content for MTV he will reveal the ruse.
I mean I've made cheesy mashed potatoes before and even if I added a ton of cheese I just don't see how I could make them do that without eating a bunch of acid.