Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Reverend]

Problem is, we have almost nothing from Boba in this continuity, Legends Boba Fett was a fucking force to be feared with, he showed you dont need the force to freaking annihilate anything on your way, he was the type of guy that breaks your wrist for trying to be cheap and use a force push.
Bob.A.Feet in Disney? Its IMPLIED in a novel he escaped the Sarlacc but outside of ocassional prequel comics with him (tho not as badass), we dont know what became of him after Ep 6...So we dont know if he was still alive during the ST and if so, what he was doing (a better trilogy would at least give a hint or even have a small appearance from him for some fanservice).
Besides, Boba is the type of man who can be in his fucking 80's and not quit his line of work, as long he can stand and shit on his own, he will keep doing what he does.
The only reason they had that type of story with Wolverine in Logan was because of the Old Man Logan comic and because Hugh Jackman wanted to give a proper send off to his incarnation of the character.

There's MANY paths you could take to have Boba Fett 'quit' being a bounty hunter. Hell he could be wanted/hunted/banished from the Mandalorians and after all the shit with his clones he could've said "Nah fuck that I'm done". A good background story can open many doors, finding what caused him to quit, someone who would NEVER quit, could be a story into and of itself.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Basically Theaters are for "Event" movies [Be it Joker or The Force awakens] but for things more like Doctor Sleep the theater experience doesnt do enough to put the movie to the next level of enjoyment

There's need to be something that'll excite people, like maybe a school shooting epic.

 

[Bongsnake McGee]

Heck, the story of Boba getting out of the profession could be neat as hell. What's the job that pushes him over the edge? Does he have morals beyond the morals of getting paid? Do his past connections want to catch up and not let him go have a moisture farm somewhere?

 

[The handsome tard]

Heck, the story of Boba getting out of the profession could be neat as hell. What's the job that pushes him over the edge? Does he have morals beyond the morals of getting paid? Do his past connections want to catch up and not let him go have a moisture farm somewhere?

Boba Fett The Last Blood

*plays Old Town Road*

"Blaaaast until I can no more"

 

[Hexadecimal]

Not that they would do this, but just Ctrl+c Ctrl+v the legends shit with Fett. Have the Mandalorian from the show be Jodo Kast or whatever

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Im so tired of these streaming services, holy shit. I will not be getting Disney + (my close friend is and its clear I cant convince him otherwise, being the shill for disney he is). Its a bubble, you see, its all gonna burst soon and I dont know what the consequences will be but the oversaturation will be its downfall.
They are focusing on being the superior service, not the one thats better for the client, its a fucking dick measuring contest that we are stuck in the middle of.

Disney is in no way the superior service Netflix is marginally superior

 

[Antipathy]

There's MANY paths you could take to have Boba Fett 'quit' being a bounty hunter. Hell he could be wanted/hunted/banished from the Mandalorians and after all the shit with his clones he could've said "Nah fuck that I'm done". A good background story can open many doors, finding what caused him to quit, someone who would NEVER quit, could be a story into and of itself.

Boba Fett The Last Blood

*plays Old Town Road*

"Blaaaast until I can no more"

Here's a quick and easy method I just thought of, and it's like poetry with the PT:
Boba Fett has a son. Perhaps a clone, perhaps a biological son. Aware of the fate of his father, he quits his job to raise a family, but then... [insert murder/kidnapping/bombing/etc.]
Wow would you look at that, an entirely new story. We could even still go with the mecha-Fett route for extra poetry: now we have a man turned machine, a cyborg who knows only how to murder going out to save his family. You know, like Vader, but in reverse.

 

[VidMasterEon]

My philosophy in art is as follows: Safe isn't safe.
Allow me to explain: you can churn out safe, bland media, but it will never be as successful or impactful as truly risky endeavors. People remember the OT of Star Wars better than Avatar, because the OT was a weird and truly experimental mix of works inspired by a variety of sources, while Avatar was the blandest greenscreen shit in the decade, inspired by Pocahantas, Ferngully, and nothing else. The lack of soul behind it made it forgettable.

The Disney Star Wars movies were inspired by Star Wars and money. Nothing more. No other sources. It's a bland derivative of a better work with nothing to say and nothing to remember.

If there is one prop i can give to TLJ it is that it didnt play safe. The movie was a short bus pileup but if the franchise had to crater on a Tunguska event level at least it was in the most entertaining clown world way in comparison to a bland vapid rehash of the OT at the hands Jar jar abrams who not only has never had an original idea in his life but cant even copy homework right.

If you need evidence of jewish nepotism is institutions like Hollywood, look no further that JJ and kennedy

Disney is in no way the superior service Netflix is marginally superior

Sorry to go all stallman but streaming iis a blight on entertainment. Not only is it the most recent push to make things you used to buy to own into a perpetual service that you have no right to and can be revoked for no reason, but can also be edited/censored without notice as is happening with disney+ now. Hope that monkey's paw wish for Xmen to be a part of the structuraly rotting MCU was worth it.
Also, predictive programming is not bullshit

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

If you need evidence of jewish nepotism is institutions like Hollywood, look no further that JJ and kennedy

Rian was given cart blanche and he isnt jewish

 

[The handsome tard]

You know, as a fan of the Ultra Series, it brings me attention that I feel like Disney SW and all of franchises (Terminator, Marvel, Star Trek, etc.) today should take a page from that franchise's 40th anniversary series Ultraman Mebius.

What Ultraman Mebius did is that they went back to the Showa Universe where the titular character is the eighth Ultra Brother to come and defend Earth and his human form Mirai learns to bond with a new, inexperienced GUYS screw that includes a hot headed experienced member who witness his old crew get killed in the first episode who wants to prove humans can handle killing monsters on their own, a selfish, cocky soccer-player, a insecure race car driver, a kaiju-obessessed fanboy who has the pressures of adulthood facing him, and a soft preschool teacher. Whereas the What If Trilogy has lackluster new characters that hardly get character development while the old characters get cocked to oblivion, Mebius actually commits to have all the new characters grow over the course of 50 episodes and veteran Ultras show up to actually help the new ones grow and give them wisdom that helps them in the long run. They did it in a way that makes you want to experience the originals for the first time if you are new to the franchise. Y'all should give it a watch as well it's badass as fuck.

Come me crazy, but a tokusatsu show manages to honor the legacy of the originals while progressing new character development for its fresh blood, where as Disney SW, Terminator: Dark Fate, Ghostbusters, and all recent woke-infested franchises are focused on woke culture and pissing on legacies.

EDIT: This includes Gokaiger for Super Sentai and Decade/Zi-O for Kamen Raider as well.

Jesus, and here I thought I was one of the few assholes who knows and loves Ultraman. I love daikaiju in general.

Ultraman is kind like my positive idealistic side
Godzilla is my negative downer/destructive side (needless to say, he is very well ontop almost all the time)

Its a shame Ultraman never caught on on the west as much, people know him but in Japan, Ultraman is their "superman".
Oh well, maybe one day people will recognize properly
Oh yes, there was the netflix series, did you watched it? I didnt...no time and I honestly didnt dig the animation style but hey, if the plot makes up for it, why not?

Edit:

Rian was given cart blanche and he isnt jewish

You dont have to BE Jewish to act like one, heheh.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Its a shame Ultraman never caught on on the west as much, people know him but in Japan, Ultraman is their "superman".
Oh well, maybe one day people will recognize properly
Oh yes, there was the netflix series, did you watched it? I didnt...no time and I honestly didnt dig the animation style but hey, if the plot makes up for it, why not?

I saw it and it was pretty good. I also know they are working on a new series with the INTENT to take the Ultraman Brand global

The Fourth Wall Podcast: Jeff Gomez on Expanding Ultraman

We spoke with Starlight Runner Entertainment CEO Jeff Gomez about plans to build a franchise for classic Japanese hero, Ultraman.

www.denofgeek.com

This is one of the producers talking about it

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jesus, and here I thought I was one of the few assholes who knows and loves Ultraman. I love daikaiju in general.

Ultraman is kind like my positive idealistic side
Godzilla is my negative downer/destructive side (needless to say, he is very well ontop almost all the time)

Its a shame Ultraman never caught on on the west as much, people know him but in Japan, Ultraman is their "superman".
Oh well, maybe one day people will recognize properly
Oh yes, there was the netflix series, did you watched it? I didnt...no time and I honestly didnt dig the animation style but hey, if the plot makes up for it, why not?

Yeah, the anime was fine. At least it didn't pissed on its legacy characters like TFA did.

Yeah, but on the other hand I think the Ultra Series is better off without corporate assholes in America like Iger fucking it up.

I mean sure, the new ones are ridiculous with there merchandise gimmicks now, but at least they aren't taking a piss on the older ones and never aligns with progressive identity politics.

I rewatching Ultraman Nexus right now and Disney SW will never come close to the risks, depth, and themes as Nexus.

Come to think of it, R/B had a dark clone of Ultraman Orb named Orb Dark that talked shit about how modern Ultras suck now because they talk too much. Just imagine if Disney SW accidentally had one like Orb Dark that talked shit how bad Disney SW was.

EDIT: Might make a Ultraman discussion thread soon if anyone of you are interested in Ultraman sperging.

ANOTHER EDIT: Hey here's a thread for those who want to sperg on here! https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ultraman-and-the-ultraman-franchise.63141/

 

[VidMasterEon]

The EU has a ton of trash and mediocrity (some mostly forgotten for good reason) but it also has some incredible shit
The EU was able to turn a character with minor screentime and a few lines into a complex character and culture who did badass stuff instead of just being a walking cool toy advertisement
You can easily tell Disney wanted to ape this with Phasma but failed everything except the cool toy part

Rian was given cart blanche and he isnt jewish

I wasnt talking about rian
An exception does not disprove an existential quantification

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I wasnt talking about rian
An exception does not disprove an existential quantification

His Co-Writer and Co-Producer is super Jewish thou

Yeah, the anime was fine. At least it didn't pissed on its legacy characters like TFA did.

Yeah, but on the other hand I think the Ultra Series is better off without corporate assholes in America like Iger fucking it up.

I mean sure, the new ones are ridiculous with there merchandise gimmicks now, but at least they aren't taking a piss on the older ones and never aligns with progressive identity politics.

I rewatching Ultraman Nexus right now and Disney SW will never come close to the risks, depth, and themes as Nexus.

Come to think of it, R/B had a dark clone of Ultraman Orb named Orb Dark that talked shit about how modern Ultras suck now because they talk too much. Just imagine if Disney SW accidentally had one like Orb Dark that talked shit how bad Disney SW was.

EDIT: Might make a Ultraman discussion thread soon if anyone of you are interested in Ultraman sperging.

ANOTHER EDIT: Hey here's a thread for those who want to sperg on here! https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ultraman-ultra-series-general-discussion-thread.63140/

Not to power level

The Japanese production hired a American Producer to help with the roll out who is a SUPER big Ultraman fan

He didn't really know how to react when I complained about the animation quality on the Netflix series

 

[Reverend]

Speaking of Iger, I gotta feeling his favorite movie is honestly Heaven's Gate and it influenced his career. It's not the film itself that influenced him, but the reaction and effects that it had. You see, that movie had Michael Cimino had complete creative control with taking risks that went over budget and behind schedule. When it came out, Heaven's Gate not only got savaged by critics and killed the New Hollywood Era, it effectively killed United Artists as a standalone studio. That convinced Iger when he was starting his career and other studios at that time that making a risk-heavy film could tank your company. Iger probably Disney making these kind of risks back when he took over as CEO and quickly resorted to specializing in franchises and brands to acquire.

Heaven's Gate is a goddamn amazing movie, where else would you have a film director rip down entire buildings because they were off by a few feet, demand only to shoot for a few hours at/around dusk, and build a fucking wooden rollar skating rink and have all your actors speaking Ukranian (difficulty level: All American Actors).

God bless Michael Cimino, he made a movie you could NEVER make today (Waterworld is another) on a level that would make your head spin.

EDIT: I forgot about RoundHeadRian Johnson's TLJ...I guess these movies still get made today.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Heaven's Gate is a goddamn amazing movie, where else would you have a film director rip down entire buildings because they were off by a few feet, demand only to shoot for a few hours at/around dusk, and build a fucking wooden rollar skating rink and have all your actors speaking Ukranian (difficulty level: All American Actors).

God bless Michael Cimino, he made a movie you could NEVER make today (Waterworld is another) on a level that would make your head spin.

EDIT: I forgot about RoundHeadRian Johnson's TLJ...I guess these movies still get made today.

It actually is, especially with the Criterion Cut. It’s just that it’s a shame it’s failure was used by corporate assholes to justify making safe, branded content over risky, original content.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

It actually is, especially with the Criterion Cut. It’s just that it’s a shame it’s failure was used by corporate assholes to justify making safe, branded content over risky, original content.

You guys are selling me on watching this

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You guys are selling me on watching this

Yeah, it’s available on Criterion.

Speaking of Criterion, I feel like the in altered OT would be great for Criterion.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

I've no idea when the new Stars War movie is coming out, but the only ad I've seen for it was a nestle cereal ad for some stupid plebwatch:

A cereal competition to win some cheap shit is the only public acknowledgement a new Start War is getting. I literally wouldn't even know there's a new movie if not for kiwi farms and red letter media. I remember when Holo Story or whatever it was named was getting released the trailers and ads were everywhere, now nobody even knows the movie is getting released. Solo Wars are cancelled in the public consciousness and couldn't be deader. I applaud the idealistic Disney for taking a loss just to bury down this embarassing franchise of kids toy advertisements.

 

[Antipathy]

I'm starting to see people calling out the Mandalorian as a desperate cash grab, calling it a bland, TFA tier ripoff of better shit.
It's been only a few days and the bad press is circulating again. I think things will get hilarious come December.