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Add me on Discord faggot.
But nah. When Chris dies a lot of the old guard will probably become less active. It will be a milestone for sure.
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But nah. When Chris dies a lot of the old guard will probably become less active. It will be a milestone for sure.
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I think whoever recieves Curse-ye-ha-me-ha has more benefits that what Chris intends to give.
Liquid and Walsh had a good life.
Liquid and Walsh had a good life.
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Alright, I know this has probably already been asked a ton of times, but what if, hypothetically, Chris has been telling the truth the whole time, and one day the dimensional merge happens exactly like he says it will?
I know Chris once said something along the lines of "all da bad guyz will dye in da merje umung witch
" but is this going off of any normal human interpretations of morality, or Chris's fucked up blue and orange morality? If it's the latter, then does everyone who's ever posted on this subforum just die immediately?
But that aside, then what? A mental deficient tranny with a God complex has chewed up and shat out our understanding of reality, every fictional character ever conceived is being sharted out of wonderland into our own euclidian space, and now they're skullfucking every know law of science and nature in the universe. What the fuck are the physical or metaphysical ramifications of such an event? What are the philisophical implications? How does religion work now? What happens to human society?
My head hurts. You guys try to figure it out, I'm gonna go get some Advil.
I know Chris once said something along the lines of "all da bad guyz will dye in da merje umung witch
" but is this going off of any normal human interpretations of morality, or Chris's fucked up blue and orange morality? If it's the latter, then does everyone who's ever posted on this subforum just die immediately?But that aside, then what? A mental deficient tranny with a God complex has chewed up and shat out our understanding of reality, every fictional character ever conceived is being sharted out of wonderland into our own euclidian space, and now they're skullfucking every know law of science and nature in the universe. What the fuck are the physical or metaphysical ramifications of such an event? What are the philisophical implications? How does religion work now? What happens to human society?
My head hurts. You guys try to figure it out, I'm gonna go get some Advil.
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Would Chris be something of a proto-lolcow? As far as I know, he's the first lolcow ever discovered, and every lolcow seems to share traits with him (i.e., obesity, delusions of godhood, desire for violence, shitty art skills, bad money management, etc.)
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So we give Chris the title of godhood. Godes of Lolcows.
Sounds like a retarded hindu
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At least one of these Mary Sues just outright breaks reality badly enough that the universe goes poof.Alright, I know this has probably already been asked a ton of times, but what if, hypothetically, Chris has been telling the truth the whole time, and one day the dimensional merge happens exactly like he says it will?
I know Chris once said something along the lines of "all da bad guyz will dye in da merje umung witch
But that aside, then what? A mental deficient tranny with a God complex has chewed up and shat out our understanding of reality, every fictional character ever conceived is being sharted out of wonderland into our own euclidian space, and now they're skullfucking every know law of science and nature in the universe. What the fuck are the physical or metaphysical ramifications of such an event? What are the philisophical implications? How does religion work now? What happens to human society?
My head hurts. You guys try to figure it out, I'm gonna go get some Advil.
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Spax3 was a lolcow in 2007, way before Chris.
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Not to mention that people like Alex Chiu and Gene Ray (timecube.com) were on the web back in the '90s, with Usenet kooks and the like predating even them. The modern lolcow is basically just an evolution of who and what came before.
FunkyFresh87
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No to be honest. I think the tugboat was just Bob's way of just giving up on Chris if we're being honest.
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Alright, I know this has probably already been asked a ton of times, but what if, hypothetically, Chris has been telling the truth the whole time, and one day the dimensional merge happens exactly like he says it will?
I know Chris once said something along the lines of "all da bad guyz will dye in da merje umung witch
But that aside, then what? A mental deficient tranny with a God complex has chewed up and shat out our understanding of reality, every fictional character ever conceived is being sharted out of wonderland into our own euclidian space, and now they're skullfucking every know law of science and nature in the universe. What the fuck are the physical or metaphysical ramifications of such an event? What are the philisophical implications? How does religion work now? What happens to human society?
My head hurts. You guys try to figure it out, I'm gonna go get some Advil.
you're looking at a guy that's constructed his religion on my little pony friendship is magic and hyper dimension neptunia. The first take away is that whatever higher power exists, it's incredibly stupid. An all powerful moron a la Azathoth the blind idiot god. A god that is all powerful but stupider than it's creations that chose Chris Chan as a vessel of its power. Take the movie In the Mouth Of Madness. Sutter Cane was either the vessel of dark other dimensional being or willed them to the our world using collective thought.
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Nah, lolcows existed long before Chris (Hirtes, for example). Plus, I'd argue both him and Spax3 can be considered the first to actually bring the modern concept of it to the wider internet communities at least.
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I have been following chris life for some years now, and he never stop surprising me.
I know some terrible shit he has done before, but I don't know/recall them all, can u give me a hand with this? I will leave the ones I remember:
1.- Punch Barb in the face
2.- Ask Barb to beg for money online
3.- Self-inflicted taint wound
4.- Burned his own house down
5.- Record himself drinking his own recycled navy
6.- Mace with pepperspray a GameStop employee
7.- Shove up his medallion up his ass
What is your worst?
I know some terrible shit he has done before, but I don't know/recall them all, can u give me a hand with this? I will leave the ones I remember:
1.- Punch Barb in the face
2.- Ask Barb to beg for money online
3.- Self-inflicted taint wound
4.- Burned his own house down
5.- Record himself drinking his own recycled navy
6.- Mace with pepperspray a GameStop employee
7.- Shove up his medallion up his ass
What is your worst?
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8. Influence a list like this.
You couldn't originally bother to do 10 either.
You couldn't originally bother to do 10 either.
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stolen hours of my life over the past 10 years that i'll never recover
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That's why I said I don't remember them all so people could add their own, you genius
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Niggers and w.e.e.n.s that post shit like this
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Not true.
He hasn't resorted to pepper spray and virginalism of the new MLP Series merch.
Yet.
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For the love of god, lurk more.
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Nah.
As others have said, there were internet lolcows before Chris like Spax3. You also had proto-lolcows in the 90's and early 2000's like David Gonterman, Dennis Falk, Usagi Kou, and Michael J. Hirtes (the latter two are still active lolcows today, mind you) and incidents like The Final Fantasy House and the related Sarah Saga.
I'd wager that Chris is the first full-fledged "modern" lolcow instead, and that most of the culture around lolcows in the 2010's came about because of him.
If I had to pick a single individual to be the "Ur-Lolcow" of internet culture, I'd probably say Jack Chick fits the bill as best as any single person can. He was a laughing stock on the internet even in the 90's and Chick Tract parodies were a thing online long before Something Awful made memes out of them.
Chick would also qualify as a pre-internet lolcow since even in the heyday of the Religious Right, Jack Chick was a controversial figure even among fundies because he was a total recluse and because of his ties to John Todd, Alberto Rivera, and Bill Schnoebelen.
Honestly, I'd say Jack Chick is one of the most enduring lolcows of all time since he was actively broadcasting his idiotic insanity to the general public before the internet, was a major target of mockery during the Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 eras, and was still active up until his death in 2016, well into the era of Web 2.0
dirtydeanna96
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Agree. I was evangelical, southern Baptist convention in 1989 (fundamentalist light)
and while I don't remember any Jack Chick on the Net at that time, I had friends IRL who loved him, and thought that giving his tracts out were 100% the best way to tell people about Jesus.