Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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If Jack had anything resembling intelligence, he could write a book on how YouTube has changed over the years, having been on it so long. You have to remember, at one point Jack actually mattered and got to go to YouTube sponsored events on their dime, in the early days of the site.
jack being on youtube for so long is the reason why CWJ has 431K subs. a lot of the older channels accumulated a bunch of subs in the early days but lost the views once the site got big earlier this decade. hence why jack has that many subs but only averages around 3-5k views per video

also, here's an old JOTG video of jack going to some youtube event in LA in 2010
 
jack being on youtube for so long is the reason why CWJ has 431K subs. a lot of the older channels accumulated a bunch of subs in the early days but lost the views once the site got big earlier this decade. hence why jack has that many subs but only averages around 3-5k views per video

OTOH, it also could be that most of these subscribers are dead after they tried to cook like Jack. Maybe?
 
This gem popped into my recommendations last night.

The thumbnail perfectly captures the disgusted look on the cashier's face, and it has Jack Jr.'s classic disdain of being part of the video. He also praises the coleslaw solely on the portion size prior to tasting it, but later says it's on par with or better than KFC's. I've never had either, so can't agree or disagree with his opinion.
Notably, he's nice to the black manager, and hadn't even heard of the restaurant despite them being famous for their Christian values and being closed on Sunday.
Has anyone seen this friend in a different video? He clearly didn't want to be part of this one.
 
In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it.

I assume that it's this video and at 14:30 onwards?

Fat Jack does look pissed!
 
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.

Fat Jack does look pissed!
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lol what the hell

It seems like he had some self-awareness back then, asking for the biggest shirt and acknowledging his size. What happened??
"Game I like to play is let's see how many people are illegally talking on their cell phone...."
Yeah, so terrible. But moving a camera around filming while speaking is so much better. He's so fucking stupid.
 
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.
oh man, there are so many but challenge accepted

#1. I posted this one a few days ago but it's definitely gotta be #1. Video starts out with Jack telling Tammy and Jack Jr to shut up before Tammy proceeds to call him retarded. They eat at some really nasty and cheap looking pizza arcade place where Tammy and Jack bicker at the table because she refuses to let Jack try a bite of her pizza. Its one of the oldest JOTG videos but it really set the foundation for the cringe we have come to expect from that channel

#2. This one is an absolute gem and features Jack on his baddest behavior. He gets triggered over the restaurant not giving his party two grills to cook on and proceeds to let off some steam by making a few unnecessary and derogatory remarks. Meanwhile, his friend repeatedly mispronounces the names of the foods purposely which they all find hilarious.

#3. Jack and a few other obese people go to some trendy looking burger place for lunch which is apparently famous for their "liquid nitrogen shakes." Once they are told that there won't be any liquid nitrogen shakes that day because "the nitrogen guy didn't show up" Jack throws a fit and sets out to find any way to criticize the place (filming a fly on the seat at one point and saying he "just wanted to bring attention to it.) Once his food arrives and Jack notices they put fries on his burger instead of h.ash browns, he immediately sends his burger back and even tries to convince one of his friends to send her burger back as well

Honorable Mention:
Jack is told he's not allowed to film (!!!) and again looks for any way to criticize the place. He tries to convince his friends to say something bad about the food and then tells his viewers to go to film inside that restaurant and tell them JOTG sent them (LOL)
 
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.

For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.

At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.

And of course the pizza place where there is no extra charge for extra toppings. So he gets every topping they have on his pizza.
 
oh man, there are so many but challenge accepted

#1. I posted this one a few days ago but it's definitely gotta be #1. Video starts out with Jack telling Tammy and Jack Jr to shut up before Tammy proceeds to call him exceptional. They eat at some really nasty and cheap looking pizza arcade place where Tammy and Jack bicker at the table because she refuses to let Jack try a bite of her pizza. Its one of the oldest JOTG videos but it really set the foundation for the cringe we have come to expect from that channel

#2. This one is an absolute gem and features Jack on his baddest behavior. He gets triggered over the restaurant not giving his party two grills to cook on and proceeds to let off some steam by making a few unnecessary and derogatory remarks. Meanwhile, his friend repeatedly mispronounces the names of the foods purposely which they all find hilarious.

#3. Jack and a few other obese people go to some trendy looking burger place for lunch which is apparently famous for their "liquid nitrogen shakes." Once they are told that there won't be any liquid nitrogen shakes that day because "the nitrogen guy didn't show up" Jack throws a fit and sets out to find any way to criticize the place (filming a fly on the seat at one point and saying he "just wanted to bring attention to it.) Once his food arrives and Jack notices they put fries on his burger instead of h.ash browns, he immediately sends his burger back and even tries to convince one of his friends to send her burger back as well

Honorable Mention:
Jack is told he's not allowed to film (!!!) and again looks for any way to criticize the place. He tries to convince his friends to say something bad about the food and then tells his viewers to go to film inside that restaurant and tell them JOTG sent them (LOL)
The hash.brown thing I think I can understand, but to have him whining and shitting himself over liquid nitrogen shakes? He is aware that actual liquid nitrogen will kill you right?
 
The hash.brown thing I think I can understand, but to have him whining and shitting himself over liquid nitrogen shakes? He is aware that actual liquid nitrogen will kill you right?
even the hash.brown thing is ridiculous because in the end, you get fried potatoes on your burger

and liquid nitrogen in shakes does nothing but produce steam coming off the top of the glass. it doesn't influence the taste in any way. jack just couldn't handle being told no
 
For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.

At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.

And of course the pizza place where there is no extra charge for extra toppings. So he gets every topping they have on his pizza.
He's such a boomer he's literally incapable of not getting more, more, more, as much as possible, put literally everything on it (that pizza, and I believe the meat mountain is a portion of every type of meat Arbys serves) because otherwise he's getting ripped off and not getting his moneys worth.

More than judging the food, he often immediately judges the portion sizes or how it looks (if he's not throwing a temper tantrum over his perception of the service) and forms his opinion before the first bite, and his food review is just "MMM That's good!"

I think JoeysWorldTour might have more restraint when it comes to judging food based on that, he at least ends up reviewing the flavor of the food and how it all comes together. Still, he's had his own videos where people made fun of him because he got irate that the Burger King guy didnt give him his ketchup or didnt put all the toppings on, so he went off on a rant about the service and the prices.
 
He's such a boomer he's literally incapable of not getting more, more, more, as much as possible, put literally everything on it (that pizza, and I believe the meat mountain is a portion of every type of meat Arbys serves) because otherwise he's getting ripped off and not getting his moneys worth.

One of my favourite Jack moments was the Everything Pizza, where he got himself a "great deal" by ordering a pizza with every topping. Of course the thing looked inedible and whoever assembles the pizzas probably spat on it because Jack made them do so much extra work for no extra money, but MUH DEALS

More than judging the food, he often immediately judges the portion sizes or how it looks (if he's not throwing a temper tantrum over his perception of the service) and forms his opinion before the first bite, and his food review is just "MMM That's good!"

I think JoeysWorldTour might have more restraint when it comes to judging food based on that, he at least ends up reviewing the flavor of the food and how it all comes together. Still, he's had his own videos where people made fun of him because he got irate that the Burger King guy didnt give him his ketchup or didnt put all the toppings on, so he went off on a rant about the service and the prices.

Jack is something of an anti-Reviewbrah. He manages to do basically the same thing but strip away absolutely everything that people like about Reviewbrah. It's like he watched a couple Reviewbrah videos and thought "hmm, what if I did this, but make it not remotely endearing or informative"
 
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out


Could he have picked a less flattering angle?

I wonder if his doctor advised that he was good to go on eating a greasy-ass rib sandwich so soon after having a stroke.
 
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

I read this, thought to myself "Nah, it can't be that bad", click the video and the first fucking frame is this:
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Could he have picked a less flattering angle?

I wonder if his doctor advised that he was good to go on eating an Arby's rib sandwich so soon after having a stroke.
Don't worry. It's a keto short rib sandwich.
 
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