Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

My guess is that he associated with Jack because he thought he needed a professional Youtuber with a little bit of popularity to get his channel off the ground.

Good to see that he finally realized that Jack knows jack shit about the things he does.

That's more than Jack has figured out about Jack.

 

[bigshot]

Maple syrup? Bitch, why? If they were sweet potatoes I could almost get it, but fucking hell that has to taste like absolute garbage.

I'd take a little bit of maple syrup with bacon over wasabi in mashed potatoes any day of the week. How long did it take him to mash that stuff into wads of stringy slop with one hand? I bet he's had a lot of practice making wads of stringy slop one handed.

He could have let the butter come to room temperature before carving it off. He could have used fresh butter too. And not just slop everything in by the bucket load.

 

[Aaway]

My guess is that he associated with Jack because he thought he needed a professional Youtuber with a little bit of popularity to get his channel off the ground.

Good to see that he finally realized that Jack knows jack shit about the things he does.

that's exactly it

charles mentioned when he first started the channel that everyone at their church knew jack as "the youtube guy." so charles, not knowing a thing about youtube figured jack was some sort of youtube guru who could help him start a channel and gain tons of subs

little did he know jack is an incompetent pussy and sucks at everything he does. in fact, its safe to say jack's presence was actually hurting fish hook because instead of fishing videos you would see them eating fast food fish sandwiches. fish hook has gained far more subs post-jack

 

[AnOminous]

little did he know jack is an incompetent pussy and sucks at everything he does. in fact, its safe to say jack's presence was actually hurting fish hook because instead of fishing videos you would see them eating fast food fish sandwiches. fish hook has gained far more subs post-jack

I'd assume Jack also tried to pull rank somehow and it pissed him off. Jack is the kind of complete douchebag who would assume he was the alpha.

 

[DuckSucker]

Just drop all pretense and eat the (French Onion)"butter" off the spoon, good god, man!

Call it a "butter review" if you have to make yourself feel better about it. Or better yet, a butter mukbang, those get higher priority with monetization I think.

I think Paula Dean ate less butter and Betty Crocker midcentury "Americana" shit, and they were paying her to eat butter,

 

[Shambler]

ya know at least sandra lee put wasabi in hers

 

[A single cheeto]

User: A Single Cheeto
CoD: Burning his house down with him inside it
KP: 80085

 

[Anal birth]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March, 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April, 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​
Mein Garten​	Coronary artery disease w/ an aneurysm​	Fall 2021​	1965​
Begemot​	Trichinosis​	April, 2020​	350​
Man vs persistent rat​	Stroke leading to coma and death​	August, 2022​	400​
Xochi​	Beaten to death by actual chefs​	January, 2021​	19,324,557,416​
captkrisma​	Stroke and heart failure​	Late, 2020​	1​
Waifuman Cooper​	Stroke​	June, 2020​	1776​
AnOminous​	Stroke​	Julay 4th, 2020​	2020​
Rod Dangerous​	Pulmonary embolism​	4th Quarter 2022​	25​
LordofCringe7206​	Salmonella Infection​	March, 2020​	2​
Captain Fitzbattleaxe​	Complications from gastric bypass surgery​	March, 2023​	500​
Suburban Bastard​	Berry Aneurysm​	January, 2021​	6969​
Dave Meltzer​	Murdered by Maury Davis for shoe related transgression​	Christmas Eve 2019​	202​
Adamska​	Cardiac Arrest​	June, 2022​	3,350​
Stock Photo Hacker​	Shot by a rogue Mcdonalds manager​	April, 2020​	420​
Archie_Kimkicker​	Thrown off cliff by Tammy's bull (for insurance)​	February, 2020​	1488​
Redeemer and Destroyer​	3rd Stroke​	Summer 2020​	777​
Spasticus Autisticus​	Heart Attack from witnessing Tammy making love to a black gentleman​	February, 2021​	69​
Kamov Ka-52​	Stroke​	Mid 2020​	1488​
Pineapple Fox​	Gangrene caused by uncontrolled diabetes​	October, 2020​	30​
GandT​	Choked out by son​	June 21st, 2020 (Father's Day)​	420​
Mr. Manchester​	Complications from final stroke​	April, 2021​	201​
desu91​	Stroke w/ a side of head trauma​	Mid 2020​	9001​
ObeseScreaming- BlackMan​	Crushed by AS SEEN ON TV gadgets.​	Winter 2021​	42069​
salmonellajack​	Head trauma via shoe​	April, 2020​	187​
Coconut Gun​	Natural causes while surrounded by loved ones​	Summer 2054​	0​
irishAzoth​	Cirrhosis​	Summer 2022​	1337​
GloriousRapeRabbit​	Heart attack after stroke and two year coma​	April, 2022​	789​
Chive Turkey​	3rd Stroke​	June, 2025​	7​
Mr._Blonde​	4th Stroke​	April, 2022​	300​
Scented Candle​	Smited by the good Lord for blasphemous onion ring sorcery​	February, 2024​	80,085​
Zaryiu​	Atherosclerosis​	2020 or 2030+​	2013​
Dirty Mug​	Chokes on a dick burger post 3rd stroke​	December, 2021​	1488​
Slimy Time​	Fatal stroke​	July, 2022​	1266​
feral cat #6385​	Mr. Hands'ed by Tammy's bull after a case of mistaken identity​	June 21st, 2020​	9001​

To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.



On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

User: Raindrop3000
Cause: Killed as collateral due to Jack Jr's future Christian rap beef, failing that a heart attack
DoD: December 12th 2020
Keto points: 10,000 horny bangladeshis

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Are mashed potatoes keto friendly?

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This guy's stomach is amazing

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Wait,... isn't that for pastries, not potatoes?

This dude put in at least 8 tablespoons of butter (counting it as 3), over a cup of heavy cream, a pound of cheese and no wasabi into his "wasabi potatoes"
His review of the mashed potatoes: "I like this. This came out flawless."
His changes would be: Put twice as much cheese and buying wasabi paste.

Of course Jack, the man who procures gimmicky bullshit home shopping gadgets by the cartload, doesn't own an actually useful tool like a potato masher.

 

[FemalePresident]

Two things:

You were talking about Charles removing Jack's channel from Fish Hook. Now, I don't remember if Jack had Fish Hook on his featured channels, but I'm sure he had Gianna's Kitchen. And it seems like he removed it. Do you think things might have gone wrong between Jack and Charles and his family?

Also, wasn't Jack supposed to start a new Pizza Wars tour? What happened?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

For the sake of historic preservation, I will provide the board with a rundown of how things have gone through 10 weeks of Jack’s fantasy football league. Apologies to those that are part of the private discussion, as you are all aware of what is about to be written.

• Jack immediately handed all league-oriented responsibilities off to an associate of his, absolving himself from any administration and decision-making.
• The league’s rules and scoring settings are absurd, at least by my and several other Kiwis’ standards. Much like his Food Wars ratings, the scoring categories are heavily skewed.
• Prior to the draft taking place, it was already apparent to me that not everyone who signed up would be playing out the entire season, Jack included.
• Jack, naturally, filled his lineup with household name players, paying no mind to their declining levels of skill or overall impact in the fantasy football world.
• Four weeks into the season, Jack has yet to record a win. At this point, Jack mails it in, all but neglecting his roster’s immediate needs.
• Week 7: We defeat Jack’s team, 131–118.
• For the next several weeks, Jack’s team continues to float through the league, losing to teams abandoned by their managers. Jack’s team is solidly in last place with a 1–9 record.

And now we get to some juicy stuff:

• Jack’s co-commissioner uses his league credentials to aid Jack while also fixing his match with another team, ensuring himself victory. There was evidence of this happening in years prior, so we knew to be on the lookout for this sort of thing.
• Jack’s co-commissioner is called out on his lyin’, cheatin’ ways and immediately blocks and suspends Team Kiwi from interacting with and participating in league activities. In short, he silenced and banned us for calling him out on his improprieties.
• Jack sends an email to everyone involved in the league, informing everyone that this league is “for his fans” and it’s for fun, so to leave it alone.
• After discussing matters with the co-commissioner, who maintains his innocence despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, Team Kiwi is reinstated and allowed to see the season through.

TL;DR: Jack organized a league that he’s too lazy to operate, too lazy to participate in, and too lazy to control, and when his church-going pal of a co-commissioner was caught blatantly cheating, he chose to throw up his hands and silence and ban the whistleblower, not the person cheating. Classic Jack.

 

[Aaway]

Two things:

You were talking about Charles removing Jack's channel from Fish Hook. Now, I don't remember if Jack had Fish Hook on his featured channels, but I'm sure he had Gianna's Kitchen. And it seems like he removed it. Do you think things might have went wrong between Jack and Charles and his family?

Also, wasn't Jack supposed to start a new Pizza Wars tour? What happened?

i still think they went their separate ways due to jack being butthurt over comments being turned on and charles refusing to do fast food/sushi videos. but who knows, you might be on to something here. both of them have seemed pretty hesitant to talk about one another since the split

in regards to pizza wars, last i heard he was looking for someone to sponsor it and was asking people in the live chat if they knew any pizza place that would be willing to do so. i really hope it happens because jack and co. doing pizza wars in ny/nj would be absolute cringe and you know those mom and pop pie shop owners up there would not put up with jack's bullshit for a second

 

[FemalePresident]

This is a bit old. It's the first time I check the comments on one of her videos and I found this lol

 

[salmonellajack]

I'd assume Jack also tried to pull rank somehow and it pissed him off. Jack is the kind of complete douchebag who would assume he was the alpha.

100%. Jack said on his live stream he was gonna write a book about being a YouTuber. He no doubt tried to dictate to him about everything

i still think they went their separate ways due to jack being butthurt over comments being turned on and charles refusing to do fast food/sushi videos. but who knows, you might be on to something here. both of them have seemed pretty hesitant to talk about one another since the split

Remember when Jack was livid when he didn't win his church chilli cook off? "I guess I'm just a normal guy" while holding back the tears

In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it. Perhaps it was the start of Jack being an insecure dick to Charles

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I just checked Gianna's Kitchen channel and she still has Cooking with Jack in her channels section.

Also worth mentioning the world best cook has a tech channel:

TechTime

www.youtube.com

 

[Sev07]

For the sake of historic preservation, I will provide the board with a rundown of how things have gone through 10 weeks of Jack’s fantasy football league. Apologies to those that are part of the private discussion, as you are all aware of what is about to be written.

• Jack immediately handed all league-oriented responsibilities off to an associate of his, absolving himself from any administration and decision-making.
• The league’s rules and scoring settings are absurd, at least by my and several other Kiwis’ standards. Much like his Food Wars ratings, the scoring categories are heavily skewed.
• Prior to the draft taking place, it was already apparent to me that not everyone who signed up would be playing out the entire season, Jack included.
• Jack, naturally, filled his lineup with household name players, paying no mind to their declining levels of skill or overall impact in the fantasy football world.
• Four weeks into the season, Jack has yet to record a win. At this point, Jack mails it in, all but neglecting his roster’s immediate needs.
• Week 7: We defeat Jack’s team, 131–118.
• For the next several weeks, Jack’s team continues to float through the league, losing to teams abandoned by their managers. Jack’s team is solidly in last place with a 1–9 record.

And now we get to some juicy stuff:

• Jack’s co-commissioner uses his league credentials to aid Jack while also fixing his match with another team, ensuring himself victory. There was evidence of this happening in years prior, so we knew to be on the lookout for this sort of thing.
• Jack’s co-commissioner is called out on his lyin’, cheatin’ ways and immediately blocks and suspends Team Kiwi from interacting with and participating in league activities. In short, he silenced and banned us for calling him out on his improprieties.
• Jack sends an email to everyone involved in the league, informing everyone that this league is “for his fans” and it’s for fun, so to leave it alone.
• After discussing matters with the co-commissioner, who maintains his innocence despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, Team Kiwi is reinstated and allowed to see the season through.

TL;DR: Jack organized a league that he’s too lazy to operate, too lazy to participate in, and too lazy to control, and when his church-going pal of a co-commissioner was caught blatantly cheating, he chose to throw up his hands and silence and ban the whistleblower, not the person cheating. Classic Jack.

Isn't this a friendly league with no money staked?

Imagine being the guy that cheats at fantasy to win nothing.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Isn't this a friendly league with no money staked?

Imagine being the guy that cheats at fantasy to win nothing.

Yes, this is a free-to-play league.

The co-commissioner, while losing, used his power to adjust his opponent’s roster, benching their higher-scoring players and replacing them with lower-scoring players to ensure his team’s victory. It’s comically despicable, and Jack was more than OK with it.

 

[Chamulum]

Remember when Jack was livid when he didn't win his church chilli cook off? "I guess I'm just a normal guy" while holding back the tears

In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it. Perhaps it was the start of Jack being an insecure dick to Charles

Please don't tell me he's that insecure. I knew he was lazy (moldy, year old brisket anyone?) But to genuinely get mad at someone for knowing how to cook is unreal.

Then again I don't think he has guests on his show anymore for that reason.

 

[irishAzoth]

Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?
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I 100% support in Charles bloodsucking off of Jack. He's making better content and actually engages with his audience. I don't even want to use the term bloodsucking because usually when that is the case the bloodsucker makes worst content and out of respect for the guy.

In other words Chuck has become the Anti-Jack/Everything Jack wishes he would be.

 

[Religion is Dead]

100%. Jack said on his live stream he was gonna write a book about being a YouTuber. He no doubt tried to dictate to him about everything

If Jack had anything resembling intelligence, he could write a book on how YouTube has changed over the years, having been on it so long. You have to remember, at one point Jack actually mattered and got to go to YouTube sponsored events on their dime, in the early days of the site.