Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Literally a fucking WeebleWobble. FtM testosterone usage already increases their risk of heart attack 4x that of normal women and even 2x greater than men; being shaped like a fucking massive pear while doing HRT is a fucking death sentence.

One thing about transitioning that makes it very risky for FTMs is that it's easy as shit to start people on too high a dose of T. This is why a lot of FTMs, Clit included, sound like midgets. However, it appears it was also enough to fuck up her fat distribution. Just look at photos before she trooned out. She wasn't exactly good looking back then either, but she at least looked a tad normal.

Yeah, that just blows my mind. How bad is her health that she's on that at her age? Have we confirmed it's for that specifically? There are some medications that can lower blood pressure but can be used for other things. For example, Intuniv. I can't recall exactly how we know this.

I can only imagine what her immune system must look like. It'll be a miracle if she doesn't die in her 30s.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Colt is heading to St. Louis for a spell until her new housing in Chicago becomes available.



I like the part where Colt assumes that people are shocked by her "super sudden" decision and that this will cause some turbulence in their lives with no Colt around. (spoiler: it won't)

And here are your gratuitous Colt Sexytime Selfies! Something about that second pic and the way the left side of her tit is balling up really grossed me out. Wouldn't hit it.

 

[Wallace]

Anyone taking bets as to what's holding her nipples in place? Five bucks on Velcro.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Anyone taking bets as to what's holding her nipples in place? Five bucks on Velcro.

Chewing gum, the old staple of poors.

How long til she's back in Chicago? I give it three days.

 

[repentance]

How long til she's back in Chicago? I give it three days.

Or will she decide St Louis is so fabulous and queer friendly that just just has to move there "permanently", only to return to Chicago a couple of weeks after making that decision?

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Anyone taking bets as to what's holding her nipples in place? Five bucks on Velcro.

Pretty sure she just dropped a piece of pepperoni on her moob a few months back and hasn't bothered to pick it off.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Colt is heading to St. Louis for a spell until her new housing in Chicago becomes available.

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I like the part where Colt assumes that people are shocked by her "super sudden" decision and that this will cause some turbulence in their lives with no Colt around. (spoiler: it won't)

And here are your gratuitous Colt Sexytime Selfies! Something about that second pic and the way the left side of her tit is balling up really grossed me out. Wouldn't hit it.

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Hoo boy, I'm gonna need LOTS of popcorn for this trainwreck!

To Clit's credit, her scars look a tad better, but man, those nipples look worse.

 

[Karellen]

Of course she’s moving again. Though I think it’s verrrrrry suspicious she’s coming back the day any sort of rent would be due. I give her a week at most

 

[Ruin]

Being illiterate and all she'd better be careful she doesn't misread a sign and end up in East St Louis.

 

[break these cuffs]

Being illiterate and all she'd better be careful she doesn't misread a sign and end up in East St Louis.

East St. Louis had a murder rate in 2018 higher than that of shitholes like Juarez and that was after a federal program reduced homicides by 1/3 compared to 2017. It is a literal 3rd world hellscape.

 

[simulated goat]

East St. Louis had a murder rate in 2018 higher than that of shitholes like Juarez and that was after a federal program reduced homicides by 1/3 compared to 2017. It is a literal 3rd world hellscape.

I've heard stories of people who made a wrong exit or had to get gas at night being followed around by the locals until they could get back out of there. It like something out of Herchell Gordon Lewis or Rob Zombie come to life. You never want to break down there.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

In other words, she can ONLY work with a T-friendly case worker. Can't just go to the regular housing office or other social service provider like everybody else looking for housing or needing case workers. Also, fucking boohoo on the "tried every resource in this city" part. Bitch, you had a SUBSIDIZED APARTMENT (at least one, maybe two?) lined up by the city of Chicago and chose to bail for Jacksonsville.

It's kind of funny how transgendered people such as Colt want, expect, and demand to be treated the same as biological males and females but then they turn around and seek out trans-friendly services and safe spaces.

It still amazes me how Colt has managed to secure subsidized housing at least twice when most other people have to put forth diligent efforts just be put on a waiting list and tend to lose access to subsidized housing when they walk away from it the first time. If I'm reading the current situation correctly, Colt seems to think they'll get subsidized housing again possibly after a brief hangout in St. Louis. At least some things never change, huh?
(E: Spelling)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's kind of funny how transgendered people such as Colt want, expect, and demand to be treated the same as biological males and females but then they turn around and seek out trans-friendly services and safe spaces.

It still amazaes me how Colt has managed to secure subsidized housing at least twice when most other people have to put forth diligent efforts just be put on a waiting list and tend to lose access to subsidized housing when they walk away from it the first time. If I'm reading the current situation correctly, Colt seems to think they'll get subsidized housing again possibly after a brief hangout in St. Louis. At least some things never change, huh?

People like Colt want to be seen as special and therefore given special/preferential treatment. You can't be both "normal" and "special." Having a service or safe space that gives them asspats and coddles them like children is like a dream come true. Given how black and white Colt's borderline thinking is, though, that'll often blow up in the "safe space's" face anyway. They could not have enough crayons for a shitty coloring session and it'll be "TRANSPHOBIA" all over Yelp and like sites. I'm pretty sure that Colt considers paying rent transphobic too.

Surely there must be a cap of sorts to this sort of thing or something. She's blatantly abusing the system. Leave for a little bit only to go back to Chicago and repeat the process. Colt is mentally unstable. She shouldn't be living by herself anyway. Especially if she's going to be pissing away the handouts she gets while others suffer for it. Makes me MOTI.

 

[Wallace]

It's kind of funny how transgendered people such as Colt want, expect, and demand to be treated the same as biological males and females but then they turn around and seek out trans-friendly services and safe spaces.

Early feminism had the same problem, way back in the 18th century. It calls for equality with the rest of society and it does so under the sign of difference. It takes a socially excluded group and politicizes that group's difference from the rest of society, in order to argue for its precise opposite: equality.

Of course, in practice, trans rights aren't demands for equality, but rather special and even deferential treatment.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Early feminism had the same problem, way back in the 18th century. It calls for equality with the rest of society and it does so under the sign of difference. It takes a socially excluded group and politicizes that group's difference from the rest of society, in order to argue for its precise opposite: equality.

Of course, in practice, trans rights aren't demands for equality, but rather special and even deferential treatment.

I think the envelope is getting pushed further and further. Give an inch, they take a mile. It started with equal treatment. Use whatever bathroom you feel comfortable in. Anti-discrimination laws. Things like that. Now it's turned into prioritizing trans people for masectomies over breast cancer survivors, and giving them special services not available to anyone else, and silencing anyone who dares say they're wrong by screeching about transphobia. LGBT organizations have to stay in business somehow, and just advocating for gay marriage doesn't work anymore.

 

[Wallace]

I think the envelope is getting pushed further and further. Give an inch, they take a mile. It started with equal treatment. Use whatever bathroom you feel comfortable in. Anti-discrimination laws. Things like that. Now it's turned into prioritizing trans people for masectomies over breast cancer survivors, and giving them special services not available to anyone else, and silencing anyone who dares say they're wrong by screeching about transphobia. LGBT organizations have to stay in business somehow, and just advocating for gay marriage doesn't work anymore.

Oh yeah, this has fuck-all to do with equality.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Especially if she's going to be pissing away the handouts she gets while others suffer for it. Makes me MOTI.

Not MOTI here, but it's still frustrating to see someone such as Colt getting handouts and other benefits only to squander them not just once but multiple times. Meanwhile, people who have a true, demonstrable, documented need get denied the same benefits -- sometimes multiple times -- when they're the ones who would love and be sincerely grateful for any opportunity to receive a hand up and a chance to get back on their feet.

With as many times as Colt has complained about the same people and organizations that have assisted them so far, one wonders if those bridges will eventually burn to the point Colt will no longer be able to tap into those benefits repeatedly and indefinitely.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Colt has been in the regular hospital for undisclosed physical health reasons. Probably has something to do with weighing 300 lbs or so?

Colt is growing her hair out! Wow, I have never heard of anybody needing to hold oneself accountable for growing out their hair. I guess she is referring to not letting it become disgusting due to lack of showering and brushing?

Original plans were for her to stay in St. Louis until 11/30.

Guess what? Change of plans! Who saw that coming? ( hospital pics are Chicago, not St. Louis).

 

[break these cuffs]

Colt has been in the regular hospital for undisclosed physical health reasons. Probably has something to do with weighing 300 lbs or so?
Guess what? Change of plans! Who saw that coming? ( hospital pics are Chicago, not St. Louis).
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Colt is getting fast tracked to another apartment while the VA and various NGOs are scrambling to get every veteran they can into at least a shelter as the cold New England winter sets in. I am not mad at the internet at all.

 

[repentance]

Colt has been in the regular hospital for undisclosed physical health reasons. Probably has something to do with weighing 300 lbs or so?

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That looks an awful lot like an ED waiting room. "In the hospital" implies admission, but I suspect she's just over-dramatising going to the ED for something.