Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Do we know who created that fanclub? It really felt like Disney pulled the same thing with the Porgs in TLJ, I think the Porg "fanclub" was created by Matt Martin from the Story Group (we all remember the pics of him and his gf surrounded by Porg merch).


Are we sure that it's Rey? Her mouth isn't wide open.
Personally, I think Matt Martin was responsible for both (however there's more evidence for him being the Porg club founder than the Zuvio club founder). Matt is the #1 internal shill at Lucasfilm with the most active online presence. The fact that he was just an advertisement and merch pushing goon before getting promoted to story group lapdog by Kennedy (despite having zero experience in writing and world building) would make him the most likely culprit, since before Disney all he ever did was manage the merch websites and shill toys. But if it wasn't him who started these forced fanclubs, then it was probably Pablo Hidalgo or someone else from Kennedy inner circle now known as the Story Group.
 
They really should have gone with the Old Man Fett angle for the Mandalorian. Temuera Morrison did a damn good job as Jango and he still looks for a man in his late 50s. He had a really good 'I'll slit you up for 10 bucks' stare when he met Obi Wan. Must be the Maori in him.
Max Landis had a more baller idea

Old Man Jar Jar

having Jar Jar end up being a busted out smuggler everyone hates on the road to redemption
 
So Hot Toys, who makes 12" dolls action figures that cost hundreds of dollars, and I THOUGHT were known for scanning actual actors, is releasing a ROTS Rey, because of course they are, complete with training droid and training helmet (training?), but look at this:

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Dat face. Hell's bells!

I guess now we can have a "high end" Rey figure that nobody will buy.

NGL, the doll's more attractive than the person it's based off of.
 
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In theory, could Mandalorian be a replacement to the cancelled 1313 game?
1313 had also a tv show in development. Lucas at the time hired Ronald D. Moore as showrunner. From what I know (I could be wrong), they had a bible and planned the first season, then Disney acquired Star Wars, cancelled everything and forced Moore to sign a NDA.
 
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1313 had also a tv show in development. Lucas at the time even got Ronald D. Moore as showrunner. From what I know (I could be wrong), they had a bible and planned the first season, then Disney acquired Star Wars, cancelled everything and forced Moore to sign a NDA.
Didn’t hear about that. I remember having a preorder of the game until they cancelled it in favor of a shitty deal with EA, which may continue now in the wake of Fallen Order.
 
1313 had also a tv show in development. Lucas at the time even got Ronald D. Moore as showrunner. From what I know (I could be wrong), they had a bible and planned the first season, then Disney acquired Star Wars, cancelled everything and forced Moore to sign a NDA.
from what I understand some elements of the tv show ended up getting used in Rogue One
 
I played Fallen Order for around five hours. Here are some random thoughts:

-Somebody described the gameplay as methodical. I'd describe it as tedious. I want to be slicing shit into pieces and utterly wrecking stormtroopers, but literally the second enemy in the game is a stormtrooper who can block your lightsaber. You never feel powerful in this game, even against the easiest enemies the game throws at you. Blocking shit is awkward. Parrying shit is awkward. I got so tired of methodically killing enemies one by one that I finally lowered the difficulty to 'Game Journalist' just to have a little fun with the combat.

-The controls are bad. Imagine Dark Souls, but with three times as much input lag. I don't know why there's so much lag between me pushing a button and the character doing what I want him to do, but it makes everything super frustrating. There are times when it is impossible to dodge an enemy's attack because the delay between the enemy flashing red (indicating an unblockable attack) and the controls responding to you frantically mashing 'dodge roll' is too long.

-Very early on, the game gives you a choice of which planet you want to explore first. Naturally, I picked the one that sounded cooler. This, of course, was the wrong choice. Now, it wasn't the wrong choice because the planet is more difficult (it is). No, it was the wrong choice because you CAN NOT PROGRESS ON THE PLANET until you complete several other easier planets first. You land on the planet, you run around until you find an NPC, he tells you "come back when you're stronger" and you curse the day you rented this fucking game from redbox.

-I don't know who this fucking lady is. I don't know why I should trust her. I don't know anything about her. Yet in the very second mission in the game I referred to her as my friend. I'm sorry, but this Jaleel White-looking bitch ain't my friend. I've known her for like an hour, tops, and that whole time she's been dumping cryptic hints like she's some kind of black dumbledore. Cere is the kind of companion you wouldn't take along with you in Mass Effect, yet here she is, dumping her shit into my lap like I give a fuck.

-Why am I not flying a spaceship in this game? Why am I swinging on vines? Why am I climbing boxes? I don't even know what Star Wars is anymore.
 
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I saw this floating around on /tv/, do we have any verification?
 
the more I watch that clip of Mayhew screaming out the lines on Hoth the more I now headcanon that all wookies constantly scream with working class British accents
Which makes Holiday Special even funnier

What non Wookies hear : Raging Screams
What wookies hear : "I beg your pardon sir, do you have any Grey Pupon"

It makes the chess scene more interesting

Chewbaca : "Good move sir, you have me in quite the pickle."
Han : "You know Wookies rip the arms off people when they lose?"
Chewbaca : "That sir is a lie"
 
Sounds like weirdos shilling for a desperate Ruin Roundhead and false-flagging for a near universally hated character to me.

Maybe. Then again, they're using B-roll footage of Carrie Fisher to shoehorn Leia into this mess, and it's entirely possible some of that includes scenes with Admiral Dangerhair.
 
Maybe. Then again, they're using B-roll footage of Carrie Fisher to shoehorn Leia into this mess, and it's entirely possible some of that includes scenes with Admiral Dangerhair.
She survived her stupid Allu Akubar bombing, she is an alien species that can regenerate from nothing like Cell from DBZ
 
She survived her stupid Allu Akubar bombing, she is an alien species that can regenerate from nothing like Cell from DBZ

Her homeworld is much, much stupider than that. It's essentially a world of soy-consuming radfem matriarchal pinko quasi-mystical peaceniks. This is real:

"On Gatalenta we try to lead the life of the mind, and in our culture intentions can have great influence; we discuss them, judge by them."―Amilyn Holdo[src]
Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising.[1]
They widely practiced skyfaring, a form of calisthenics exercise involving the use of scarves to climb wooden scaffolding and suspend themselves in midair, and had a purpose-built skyfaring room within the Gatalentan senatorial complex on Coruscant. Advanced practioners of skyfaring were able to meditate in place, "unmoored to the ground," and so enhance their spiritual well-being and that of those around them. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart.[2]
Gatelenta was ruled by the Council of Mothers. Slavery was illegal on the planet, and slaves were not allowed to be brought to the planet. If a slave was brought there, and their master was caught, the slave was set free. The Gatalentan people were known for living austerely, wearing only pale grey or white clothing, the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional scarlet cloaks.[2] In the years before the Galactic Civil War, Gatalenta had a strong Jedi tradition, and the old Jedi legends remained alive on Gatalenta in spite of the Jedi Purge.
Gatalentan tea was the planet's most popular export along with a healthy meat-substitute known as soypro which could even be found in the Outer Rim Territories.[4] Leia Organa was particularly fond of this tea.[1]

 
Why didn't anyone ever mention that Disney owns all Garfield related media now?

We could actually have Garfield legally show up in Star Wars. No wink wink nudge nudges, no beating around the bush with some vague lookalike. The real fucking deal just waltzing in to a cantina full of aliens and nobody batting an eye.

Just like Zoidberg did.
 
What non Wookies hear : Raging Screams
What wookies hear : "I beg your pardon sir, do you have any Grey Pupon"

It makes the chess scene more interesting

Chewbaca : "Good move sir, you have me in quite the pickle."
Han : "You know Wookies rip the arms off people when they lose?"
Chewbaca : "That sir is a lie"
Nah they're still always communicating in capslock
like that Python sketch about the Worst Family In Britain
 
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