"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Every year is an election year in the United States. :|

2020: PotUS/VPotUS, 1/3 of Senate, all of the House, gubernatorial elections in 11 states and 2 territories, numerous other state and local elections, various special elections, etc

2021: VA and NJ gubernatorial elections, numerous other state and local elections, various special elections, etc

2022: 1/3 of Senate, all of the House (except the Resident Commissioner of Puerto Rico), gubernatorial elections in 36 states and 3 territories, numerous other state and local elections, various special elections, etc

2023: KY/LA/MS gubernatorial elections, numerous other state and local elections, various special elections, etc

And repeat.

Besides, it's not like Spuds is going to do anything different because of an election anyway. He might slightly change who he reeees about, but that's it. He'll still stay home in his filthy, map-covered hovel, e-beg, and spend money that he doesn't really have on bondage antifa mall ninja shit and pizza.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Way to shoot for the stars Phil. The election will be over in November. Does Phil realize you can start school in the winter semester?
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Okay Phil. I look forward to you giving up again and making another excuse about Antifa and 11 years of organised cyberstalking.

Who does he think he’s fooling? We know he’ll never make anything of his life, he knows it, for whose benefit is he writing?
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Way to shoot for the stars Phil. The election will be over in November. Does Phil realize you can start school in the winter semester?
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What the fuck does it being an election year have to do with going to community college? Am I missing something here?
 
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Xochi said:
What the fuck does it being an election year have to do with going to community college? Am I missing something here?
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Phil's just desperate to find a reason to duck out of actually going to college due to being a coward who just talks shit, but this was the best idea his massively birth defective mind could come up with.
 
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Xochi said:
What the fuck does it being an election year have to do with going to community college? Am I missing something here?
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Phil likes the idea of going to college because there’s less troons and Antifatards willing to put up with his shit and I’m pretty sure he’s got a less than stellar reputation in those communities so now he’s hoping tolerant Libs on campus will be his next Mark, except he’s too lazy to actually put the effort into getting into a routine and going to school every day and knows he’d probably fail at anything that didn’t involve cartography, semiotics, and vexillology if those are even offered (which he’d get a C in because of the effort and detail but points of for overall design and clarity) and so he’s come up with an excuse involving being a trans person of color being stalked by evil Kiwis... you know even though I live nowhere near Portland or Philly and have just been mocking him for about a decade without doing shit but insult him and laugh at him and I venture to guess everyone here is in the same boat to varying degrees.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
you know even though I live nowhere near Portland or Philly and have just been mocking him for about a decade without doing shit but insult him and laugh at him and I venture to guess everyone here is in the same boat to varying degrees.
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I don't even live in the same country as Phil. He's embarrassing on an international scale.
 
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Xochi said:
As much as this would be hilarious, I'd feel bad about inflicting Phil on some poor college students who are just there to learn. Imagine you're sitting down for Sociology 101, then all of a sudden a man in his mid-30s staggers into the room dressed head-to-toe in pleather and fake camo, smelling like someone dropped a block of Limburger cheese in a bowl of Surstromming, rolls his sleeves up to reveal a giant "down with cis" tattoo, and picks out the brownest student in the class to sit next to. Then you have to deal with this terrifying hairy man-beast speaking over the professor about how he's experienced organised cyberstalking terrorism every ten seconds. And you just know Phil is the type of cuntbucket who takes all the credit for the group project but makes everyone else do the work.



Phil's housing is subsidised by the government he so passionately rallies against. All of his monthly tugboat is disposable income, it just happens that he is a glassy-eyed potato man whose only two hobbies are eating cheese and posturing on the Internet, so he spends 100% of his money on pizza and plastic weaponry instead of Warhammer figures or getting an education.



What you're forgetting is that Phil is essentially asexual. He has little to no interest in sex, with it only making an appearance in his life when he wants to sound like an adult who likes adult things. The one time he got close to actually having sex, he shat himself and cried.
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Phil brings the learning into the classroom. Would sure make it hard for progressives to push how great SocJus is, and would likely red-pill more than a few kids.

Xochi said:
Lmao, there's a thought. With the Latino population of Oregon ever rising, Phil would likely end up in class with at least one Latino who would instantly clock the Google Translate tattoos. If a TRUE AND HONEST Latino pointed out the grammatical errors in Phil's body art, would he wise up and have it covered up, or just call it an act of transmisogyny?

Maybe he could take a beginner Spanish class. Or Mandarin, since he loves communist China so very much.
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Probably tell the beaner to check their privilege. He had to work for his Spanish with no teacher or help, he wasn't just born into it.
 
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Are these the friends Phil claims are over for dinner?
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JY's Tampon said:
Are these the friends Phil claims are over for dinner?
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Hilarious, for all he tries to pretend to be of normal intelligence, the fat potato keeps proving he's genuinely retarded and needs to be sent to a home or at least get his tardbux managed. Only young children and mongoloids still play with plushies Phil.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Are these the friends Phil claims are over for dinner?
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The stuffed owl looks slightly afraid and like it doesn't want to be there, the plush wolf is staring off into the distance like it found something better to pay attention to. The deer looks aggressively retarded.
 
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