"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

No Phil did this to yourself by not working or trying to improve yourself. Instead you larpped your way into ever movement that was trendy at the time and blamed others for your failures.
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At least we didn't waste our time with a "Phil goes back to school" thread.

So Phil is too weak-willed to control his own destiny. Pathetic.

 

[Positron]

By the same token, it only takes one transphobic neighbor to land you in jail, and it takes only one transphobic person in your pizza place to land you in jail.

"I don't make the rules"

Phil, you're an adult living independently with no professional responsibilities.
You literally have no rules but the ones you make yourself.

"I don't make the rules" is a catchphrase he picked up from Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday. The heart grows fonder.

No Phil did this to yourself by not working or trying to improve yourself. Instead you larpped your way into ever movement that was trendy at the time and blamed others for your failures.
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Low-functioning sociopaths like Phil are exactly why The Farms exist.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Say Hi to Jake for us Phil

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Say Hi to Jake for us Phil
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Name them. All of them.

 

[Positron]

He told us he had a trans visitor late last month right? Strange we hear nothing about that afterwards.

 

[Bogliacci]

the antifag comrade picked up the pizza cuz phil cant afford to tip now

 

[Picklechu]

"Incarcerated."

Phil, you use a DOA social media site that like ten people use, half of which are probably KF users who just want to laugh at your lunacy, and you think you can use it to raise almost $3K?

And that's just for one year. Do you plan to use Gofundme to pay for your tuition every year, assuming the first one is successful?

Also, you have to consider the fact that re-re Phil would definitely take more than two years to finish an associate's degree.

I don't think Phil realizes that most of us want to him to get a job, if for no other reason than to stop leeching off the government. Most of us don't live in Portland, so won't be able to go to his place of work to fuck with him, and we have better things to do than to harass his poor employer who already has the misfortune of working with him with emails and phone calls. All he has to do is not tell us where he works, and we won't be able to get him fired. He'll do that easily enough on his own.

Phil, just admit you don't want to work.

Yeah, Phil isn't even like Christine, PBUH, who is much better than him, in that we're the only ones who watch Phil, while autistic teenagers and manchildren/LagoonaBlues would legitimately harass Christine at work if they knew where she worked if she got a job.

Oh Phil.....
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How will the internet assault you at school?

Admiral Wop is going to send his fleet of backpacks and trench foot boots after the internet.

It's entirely possible for him to find grants and scholarship programs for people of the sped persuasion but why go through all that work when you can e beg.....
Edit: Breaking news!
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Twas naught but the tears of a potato

Quit blueballing us, Taters.



Also, haven't heard about him being a furfag for awhile now. Maybe none of the furries wanted to play with him.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Damn, now I'm disappointed that our favorite Antifa Super Soldier isn't going back to school. Maybe he realized the school wouldn't be tolerant of his hygiene, political views, fashion choices, or personality.

 

[KingQueen]

Actually, Phil, no joke: you will fit in great at PCC. You could actually perhaps make your lot better in life. One of the big reasons we make fun of you is because you make stupid, self-destructive decisions and then blame "society" for all your problems. If you actually tried to do something smart, to better yourself, then you'd actually be showing us you're not a completely useless lump.

Sociopaths are usually known for their high intelligence, though low intelligence sociopaths do exist. Phil's just a giant bullshitter who should've been spanked and put in tard housing.

You're confusing sociopaths with psychopaths. Sociopathy is essentially the same as Antisocial Personality Disorder, and describes your average prison inmate.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh Phil.....
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How will the internet assault you at school?

LOL no one threatens you, you fucking mongol. Also, no one sees your post but you, the one or two Kiwis who have a Mastadon account, and the rest of us who read the links from your Mastadon account here and laugh our goolies out.

And thank the God of Autism that you are still amusing enough to read about, otherwise you wouldn't have a SINGLE follower on your mastadon. Because you are otherwise (especially lately) vanilla and boring as fuck.

 

[Coldgrip]

Pretty sure his only future is pushing a rusty shopping cart full of scribbles and shit-speckled pleather bondage gear.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The funny thing is, if he just casually mentioned that he was thinking of going back to school, it would have been buried fairly quickly. But he decided to bounce and squeak about it, dragging us in as the antagonists in his autistic game.

Then, when he gave up, like we said he would, that made him the loser at his own game.

I like his excuse that he can’t go because he’s so badass that any hint of opposition and the fat fuck would be able to out-fight someone ten years his junior.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Lol “Sociopath”.

 

[moorhen]

His GoFundMe didn’t mention being a “latinx” once.
Have I missed something or has he just written it out of his own history?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Stressed out, our potato retreats to his fantasy land

 

[JY's Tampon]

Stressed out, our potato retreats to his fantasy land
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A hard working Hispanic population adds to the tax base and increases the tard bux for colonizers like Phil.

The only negative for Phil would be taquerias over taking local pizza places.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I mean, he's part of the white unemployed anyhow..

 

[Tragi-Chan]

His GoFundMe didn’t mention being a “latinx” once.
Have I missed something or has he just written it out of his own history?

Stressed out, our potato retreats to his fantasy land
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[Misaki Nakahara]

I guess that proves Chris is smarter than Phil. Shame Phil will never prove us wrong.

Chris is just all-round *better* than Phil.

Christine "CWC" Weston Chandler Sonichu Blue Heart CPU​	Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici​
Finished a CADD degree.	Hasn't finished anything in his entire life.
Chris's worldbuilding project, CWCville, has been chronicled meticulously, both by Chris himself and by his fans. Chris managed to create a world so outlandish that hundreds, if not thousands of people waited with anticipation to see what would happen there next.	Phil's worldbuilding project, Australatina, is little more than an outline map and a collection of road signs. It is so sinfully boring that Phil himself often forgets it exists.
Has attempted to complete his gender transition, albeit in a rather childish and ineffective way.	Defines himself entirely by being trans but has not done a single thing to transition. Actively does things to make himself MORE masculine.
Takes estrogen as part of his gender transition, understanding that this is necessary to undergo such a transition.	Does not take estrogen despite claiming to be a trans woman because, deep down, he doesn't really want to transition as much as he wants people to notice him.
Cared enough about his increasing weight to join a gym, and later, the Brony Babes weight loss challenge.	300lbs and rising, continuing to shamelessly gorge himself on takeout pizza every night of his life.
Misses his deceased father dearly.	Does not speak to his perfectly well father because he's convinced himself that his fanfiction-tier short story about being molested under the American flag actually happened.
Obviously loves his mother.	Once assaulted his (disabled!) mother during a dispute about his Naruto cosplay.
Does not have trench foot.	Has trench foot.
Does not have a botched neovagina falling out of his pelvis.	Has a botched neovagina falling out of his pelvis.
Does not have a bodysuit of prison scratch tattoos consisting mostly of broken Spanish phrases and solid blocks of vomit-green and shit-brown.	You see where I'm going with this?

 

[NerdShamer]

Chris is just all-round *better* than Phil.

Christine "CWC" Weston Chandler Sonichu Blue Heart CPU​	Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici​
Finished a CADD degree.	Hasn't finished anything in his entire life.
Chris's worldbuilding project, CWCville, has been chronicled meticulously, both by Chris himself and by his fans. Chris managed to create a world so outlandish that hundreds, if not thousands of people waited with anticipation to see what would happen there next.	Phil's worldbuilding project, Australatina, is little more than an outline map and a collection of road signs. It is so sinfully boring that Phil himself often forgets it exists.
Has attempted to complete his gender transition, albeit in a rather childish and ineffective way.	Defines himself entirely by being trans but has not done a single thing to transition. Actively does things to make himself MORE masculine.
Takes estrogen as part of his gender transition, understanding that this is necessary to undergo such a transition.	Does not take estrogen despite claiming to be a trans woman because, deep down, he doesn't really want to transition as much as he wants people to notice him.
Cared enough about his increasing weight to join a gym, and later, the Brony Babes weight loss challenge.	300lbs and rising, continuing to shamelessly gorge himself on takeout pizza every night of his life.
Misses his deceased father dearly.	Does not speak to his perfectly well father because he's convinced himself that his fanfiction-tier short story about being molested under the American flag actually happened.
Obviously loves his mother.	Once assaulted his (disabled!) mother during a dispute about his Naruto cosplay.
Does not have trench foot.	Has trench foot.
Does not have a botched neovagina falling out of his pelvis.	Has a botched neovagina falling out of his pelvis.
Does not have a bodysuit of prison scratch tattoos consisting mostly of broken Spanish phrases and solid blocks of vomit-green and shit-brown.	You see where I'm going with this?

You forgot how Chris routinely leeches money off his fans.