Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder if Bob saw the Star Wars movies with Coruscant -- a planet covered in one giant city -- and thought "good idea"?

Moon wheat friendo.

wat wheat

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I wonder if Bob saw the Star Wars movies with Coruscant -- a planet covered in one giant city -- and thought "good idea"?


wat wheat

Moon wheat! the food of the superior future! Made by mexicans on the moon who worship the empress hilliary clinton

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Honestly, I have no idea. Just know the dude bought six of those, than Johnny Depp bailed his ass out of debt and I think Nic went got into debt again. An its not just six castles, he bought a Dinosau skull, two albino kibg sized cobras, two Bahamian islands, two expensive lamborghinis, a haunted house, a luxury yacht, shrunken heads, a tombstone pyramid, 1st issue of Superman, a shark, a crocodile, fifteen estate homes around the world, an expensivr private jet, and rare art

He also bought a tomb [where the Pyramid is] next to Marie Laveau so he could get a good place in the afterlife

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Don't forget the robot farming. If Bob has ever read anything about farming longer than a click-bait article or reddit post I'd be shocked. Needless to say, there are a million problems still with large-scale robot farming. For the foreseeable future, robotic farming will only be a supplement to farming and in no way a replacement for human labor. Farming, especially large-scale farming, involves many complex and changing variables. Bob thinks farming is so dumb a robot could do it. In reality, farming is so smart robots can't do it without constant human supervision and oversight. I'm sure he thinks it's as simple as dropping seeds in a hole and waiting a couple of months.

 

[Mola Ram]

He also bought a tomb [where the Pyramid is] next to Marie Laveau so he could get a good place in the afterlife

That tomb is a source of controversy, because it's in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, which is famously difficult to find burial space in -- it's very crowded, and the tombs have to be aboveground because the water table in New Orleans is so close to the surface. There's no doubt he greased some palms to buy it, so God only knows how much it cost.

Nicolas Cage's Pyramid Tomb

In 2010, Nicolas Cage purchased two plots in this cemetery using one to construct this strange pyramid mausoleum.

www.atlasobscura.com

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

So me and some guys on Maulers Discord did a riff on the classic overthinker episode "building a better gamer." Beforehand, I'd only seen the clips of the video where he talked about Gamers getting active when no hint of self awareness. Oh man that whole video was fucking painful to sit through

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

What sort of absolute mongoloid thinks a shitty bunch of hescos and razor wire is a "base".

You'd think Cheeto in Chief had given the Russians Pearl Harbor.

What a mouth breather.

 

[BR55]

With Bob, I still cannot believe he hasn't found the irony in his "Thinkers vs Believers" where in his own statement is driven by a bizarre belief that he is 100% right. Though "Thinkers vs Believers" has to perhaps be my favorite Bobisms of his (in)famous phrases.

"Walking waddling contradiction" is what best describes Bob.
He is supposedly some great "thinker" and yet he...
Would eat a bucket of shit if it had a Marvel logo on it because mindless consumerism is the true mark of a "thinker".
Is a straight ticket Boston Democrat who blindly believes whatever the media and establishment tells him.
Has no idea how anything works and yet still gives his dumbass opinions at the drop of a hat.
I still wonder what the hell gave Bob the ego he has because it sure as shit isn't from anything he's accomplished.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"Walking waddling contradiction" is what best describes Bob.
He is supposedly some great "thinker" and yet he...
Would eat a bucket of shit if it had a Marvel logo on it because mindless consumerism is the true mark of a "thinker".
Is a straight ticket Boston Democrat who blindly believes whatever the media and establishment tells him.
Has no idea how anything works and yet still gives his dumbass opinions at the drop of a hat.
I still wonder what the hell gave Bob the ego he has because it sure as shit isn't from anything he's accomplished.

It's a combination of low-grade autistic narcissism and SJW asspatting echo chamber syndrome. As an autist he is already prone to blithely disregarding criticism by others, as autistics automatically assume that other people just don't understand them; autistic symptoms in early childhood can contribute to the development of lifelong narcissistic personality traits; and SJWs never criticize him on anything except deviations from SocJus political orthodoxy and encourage him to completely disregard any criticism that comes from those not of the SocJus tribe. Also, a combination of his SJW ideology and outdated attitudes presumably existing in his parents about the importance of a college degree lead him to believe his four year media studies toilet paper is actually a big deal when it really isn't. (Edit: Also, the way in which he makes his money means that thousands of people have heard of him, which mediocre minds like his easily mistake for actual regard and importance.)

 

[A Random]

So me and some guys on Maulers Discord did a riff on the classic overthinker episode "building a better gamer." Beforehand, I'd only seen the clips of the video where he talked about Gamers getting active when no hint of self awareness. Oh man that whole video was fucking painful to sit through

You got a link?

I wonder if Bob saw the Star Wars movies with Coruscant -- a planet covered in one giant city -- and thought "good idea"?


wat wheat

Okay this is a good one.

Bob's frustrations with Trump include the idea that a Republican government can't actually be interested in space travel, thus the idea of Moon colonies being unavailable in our future. And at least one source who knew him has confirmed that he wanted the Moon colonies to be wheat farmland. Which hasn't happened because Hillary isn't prez.

So long story short, moon wheat.

And yes, he likes Coruscant. He's gone on record to wishing all of New York was made into a megalopolis with Manhattan's general overpopulated demographic with food coming from outside.

But not from Kansas. Fuck Kansas.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That tomb is a source of controversy, because it's in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, which is famously difficult to find burial space in -- it's very crowded, and the tombs have to be aboveground because the water table in New Orleans is so close to the surface. There's no doubt he greased some palms to buy it, so God only knows how much it cost.

Nicolas Cage's Pyramid Tomb

In 2010, Nicolas Cage purchased two plots in this cemetery using one to construct this strange pyramid mausoleum.

www.atlasobscura.com

Are we sure we shouldn't make a lolcow thread on Nic Cage? This guy sounds like he's always been crazy on wheels. He reminds me of this story I heard about a fan of furry art who literally spent every spare penny he had on furry porn. He was obsessed with it. So much so that he eventually lost his job and got kicked out of his house. He took a big suitcase filled with his furry porn and went to the nearest YMCA for shelter. The first night he was there, someone stole the suitcase. Nic just sounds like this guy, but on a bigger scale.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Curious question, what will happen to Bob if Trump gets impeached, but not removed from office?

Also, if Trump is also impeached, will he not be allowed to run for re-election, which is basically what Bob wants out of this.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Ive discovered Moviebob's theme

Uncle Ruckus Theme (Extended)

all credit goes to ImmaBoondocks for uploading this, I just looped it, I OWN NOTHING!!!

youtu.be

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

And yes, he likes Coruscant. He's gone on record to wishing all of New York was made into a megalopolis with Manhattan's general overpopulated demographic with food coming from outside.

He knows that the food has to come from somewhere... right? I mean, there is not enough Soylent Green to feed the world unless we use China as a farm. And then there is the problem of logistics that i already know Bob overlooks. Almost everyone overlooks logistics when it's usually the most important part.

Bob probably expects something of the level of Coruscant but he would probably end up with a Hive City from Warhammer: Billions living in poverty, breathing recycled air and eating recycled food and the only option for a better life for the average joe is to go to a region that is the wild west on steroids and laserguns.

Curious question, what will happen to Bob if Trump gets impeached, but not removed from office?

Also, if Trump is also impeached, will he not be allowed to run for re-election, which is basically what Bob wants out of this.

That's pretty easy. Good, but not enough until Trump is executed for treason because he stole the superior future Bob planned for out planed by siding with some russian shitposters that cuss in Dota 2 and spend their entire days drunk on Vodka.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

OK so now on Mauler's discord we're covering his videos on how to fix the DCEU and maybe his Halo one

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The "I'm still alive" for a decade's accomplishments fits if it's someone who had rolling cancer or some knuckle dragging snake eater who spent 8 out of 10 years in shitholes, or some dude who fought his way back from losing everything to a stable life.

For Bob? It's the admission that Natural Selection no longer applies to the human race.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Okay this is a good one.

Bob's frustrations with Trump include the idea that a Republican government can't actually be interested in space travel, thus the idea of Moon colonies being unavailable in our future. And at least one source who knew him has confirmed that he wanted the Moon colonies to be wheat farmland. Which hasn't happened because Hillary isn't prez.

So long story short, moon wheat.

And yes, he likes Coruscant. He's gone on record to wishing all of New York was made into a megalopolis with Manhattan's general overpopulated demographic with food coming from outside.

But not from Kansas. Fuck Kansas.

If I remember correctly he actually wants vertical farming (growing crops indoors) to be the solution for food and instead all of the farmland needs to be made into one giant nature preserve. He doesn't know how it'd work, that's the job of the "thinkers", not his.

 

[Kyria the Great]

If I remember correctly he actually wants vertical farming (growing crops indoors) to be the solution for food and instead all of the farmland needs to be made into one giant nature preserve. He doesn't know how it'd work, that's the job of the "thinkers", not his.

Is Bob unaware the severe amount of ecological damage that having that many people condensed in one location will cause instead of having us more spread out to help deal with the damage?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Ive discovered Moviebob's theme

Uncle Ruckus Theme (Extended)

all credit goes to ImmaBoondocks for uploading this, I just looped it, I OWN NOTHING!!!

youtu.be

That's an insult to Uncle Ruckus. Ruckus had hilarious jokes and tons of diverse skills, which he showed off in his many, many jobs.

If I remember correctly he actually wants vertical farming (growing crops indoors) to be the solution for food and instead all of the farmland needs to be made into one giant nature preserve. He doesn't know how it'd work, that's the job of the "thinkers", not his.

I always thought that he wanted China or some other cheap labor land to grow our food until they can be replaced with robots, considering his boner for globalization. Then again, I guess those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Vertical farming in China.

Is Bob unaware

The answer to any question that starts with this is almost guaranteed to be yes.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Is Bob unaware the severe amount of ecological damage that having that many people condensed in one location will cause instead of having us more spread out to help deal with the damage?

I think it's safe to say he has no idea... Or just assumes that magical science would fix it.