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Dean Pentel said:
Fill a trash bag with warmed cottage cheese, then glue some salami to roughly the center of it. It'll feel the same, and have the same level of personality and conversational quality as that heifer.
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And it wont try to grab your junk or smell nearly as bad and have a more pleasant personality.
 
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Montage said:
I don’t want a full blown conversation with her, or to marry her. I just want to touch her tits, even if they do look like grandmas boobs.
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Bro why would you do this to yourself? Why not want to touch a nice perky boobies instead of a hag with a serious case of hag sag?
 
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ADN_VIII said:
Jesus she looks 40+. I live in a shelter and there are late 30s homeless women who have aged better than her.
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I imagine the eye bags and shit are genetic and that shit ages you. It kinda sucks since theres not much you can do about it, even any procedures, you have to do them over and over as they wear down I think. You can put make up on it, my sister does, but if someone is looking they can still tell.
 
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DuckSucker said:
I imagine the eye bags and shit are genetic and that shit ages you. It kinda sucks since theres not much you can do about it, even any procedures, you have to do them over and over as they wear down I think. You can put make up on it, my sister does, but if someone is looking they can still tell.
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I have pretty dark circles under my eyes even when I do try to keep a decent sleep schedule and drink lots of water. Though when I put on concealer it covers it up a little and I don't look undead. So I wont blame her too much on that- if she bothered to do something to fix it or remedy it even by a tiny bit but she doesn't.
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
I have pretty dark circles under my eyes even when I do try to keep a decent sleep schedule and drink lots of water. Though when I put on concealer it covers it up a little and I don't look undead. So I wont blame her too much on that- if she bothered to do something to fix it or remedy it even by a tiny bit but she doesn't.
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Also there's her frizzled hair and everything else.
 
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AprilRains said:
Also there's her frizzled hair and everything else.
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Again, I'll play devils advocate here: I have naturally very thick and wavy hair so that thing even when I did not use heating instruments for a long time or did anything to damage it was frizzy as fuck.


Well except for trichotillomania that I had since I was in 6th grade

But key word here being: didn't use heating instruments or did anything to damage it. If moomoo laid off of the chemicals and heat and invested in a weekly mask, that thing wouldn't look like the crappy wig I would find on the head of a homeless person's head.

Edit: format fucked me over.
 
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DuckSucker said:
I imagine the eye bags and shit are genetic and that shit ages you. It kinda sucks since theres not much you can do about it, even any procedures, you have to do them over and over as they wear down I think. You can put make up on it, my sister does, but if someone is looking they can still tell.
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She could probably fix the dark circles with microneedling treatments. I'm almost certain that it would be a lot cheaper than the lipo she's had done.
 
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DuckSucker said:
I imagine the eye bags and shit are genetic and that shit ages you. It kinda sucks since theres not much you can do about it, even any procedures, you have to do them over and over as they wear down I think. You can put make up on it, my sister does, but if someone is looking they can still tell.
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Eye bags aren't really that big a deal on their own if everything else looks ok. Her issue is that everything's at least a bit "off" in ways that can't be adequately described due to the grainy filter she's using.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Wikipedia says she's good to go.
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>wikipedia
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Moo has revealed she is already planning to go back to Japan in the new Year. Expect more of the same shitty onsen pics and more disgusting displays of wealth and her body.
 
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niente said:
Her plans for 2020. Meet and greet? Right.

Also; God she looks ragged.
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At this point she just looks like an overweight crack whore so I guess she is going to go for the same kind of "Meet and greets" that they do. Yet someone out there is drooling at the prospect of seeing her.
 
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