Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[8008135]

Remember, gorls, CF took our most beloved dish off the menu.

No, it didn't, that tweet wasn't real. Candy chicken is still on the menu.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've been picking through the 2019 predictions thread so I can update it at the end of the year with the winning results. There's still 6 weeks to get your guesses in.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol she's not.

I like your optimism though.

My optimism isn't for her vagina, that can rot. It's optimism and hope for the people near enough to whiff the vag swamp gas.

 

[krazy orange cat]

My optimism isn't for her vagina, that can rot. It's optimism and hope for the people near enough to whiff the vag swamp gas.

I'm sure they just spray her down with Febreeze a few times a day.

 

[mental gymnastics]

Found on Twitter

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Found on Twitter
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Diagnosed. With ASMR. You know, there are times when it seems like she's just playing a dumbass on the internet, and times (like this) when you realize giving her the benefit of the doubt on being a dumbass is....well, dumb. She's just a dumbass, through and through.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Out of all the literature ever produced and the great books of the world, she wants to be a Danielle Steel completist. Gorl, I have you at December 3rd in the death pool, you'd better hurry.

 

[Phalanx]

wow I think even Chris is less retarded than that and he believes video game characters are going to merge with our dimension.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Diagnosed with ASMR since childhood might just be the stupidest thing she has ever said, and goddamn, that is a mile high bar.

No, fuck it. It's the stupidest thing she has ever said.

 

[Gorl Talk]

After hearing Amber again describe herself in a recent video as "a bigger gorl," I thought "no, you're one of the biggest gorls," and then went a-googlin. According to this online calculator, she is in the 99th percentile of American women, ranked by weight. I mean, of course she is... but it was still kind of mind-blowing to see her wee dot waaaaaay over on the edge, such a far, far outlier, even at the supposed 572 pounds.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Diagnosed with ASMR since childhood might just be the stupidest thing she has ever said, and goddamn, that is a mile high bar.

No, fuck it. It's the stupidest thing she has ever said.

The Hambeast made a medical breakthrough you haydur! She’s going for a cure for cancer next.

 

[Twinkie]

After hearing Amber again describe herself in a recent video as "a bigger gorl," I thought "no, you're one of the biggest gorls," and then went a-googlin. According to this online calculator, she is in the 99th percentile of American women, ranked by weight. I mean, of course she is... but it was still kind of mind-blowing to see her wee dot waaaaaay over on the edge, such a far, far outlier, even at the supposed 572 pounds.

I've been playing with that thing for the past few minutes, punching in random weights. I put in HALF our gorl's weight (280 lbs) and that's 97th percentile. Heck, a dainty 300 elbees is 99th percentile. She is far, far, faaaaaar more rare than that. I think it's safe to say that whoever came up with that calculator didn't account for inifinifats like Amberlynn in their equations.

 

[Mandaark]

The Hambeast made a medical breakthrough you haydur! She’s going for a cure for cancer next.

Crotch cancer?

 

[marjoram]

I'm hung up on the phrase "lucky enough to be diagnosed..." Lucky? W... What does she think she's got? Some super special germ? Ability? Superpower? And people "in the know" make videos for super special lucky snowflakes to get a shiver??? WTF

 

[Cuba Beluga]

 

[mekalekahi]

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You know whats crazy is that wasnt that long ago, she was like 23-24 when she said that.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hey fatass! If you're going to continue this shit, change your fucking bra, already. Damn, I bet someone could put together a gif of that bra over the years. From the early days, when the bra was a boob noob, to the present, where it's old, tired, and stretched well beyond its means, but still trying to hang in there, even if it is almost around her neck in the back at this point. That bra is an Oscar winner for best support, I'm telling you.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

you ok?

Oh, I’m fine. Apparently, I’m terribly autistic, though, sorry
I managed to pull myself out of the rabbit hole that is AL, but I got sucked back in today when I saw she had to visit the ED.
She better get a goddamn sleep study pronto, her CO2 must be 65 or something about now.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"People just don't get her personality like I do"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Trisha Paytas

I feel like we are all now a little dumber after having read all that nonsense. Someone mentioned under today's video that Amber suffers from terminal uniqueness, this perfectly highlights it.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I legitimately thought that said “ham”