Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Eh, she pulls that crap all the time. She deactivates it when her mental gets too hard and reactivates it when SassyLynn has something to say.

Abso-toot-ely. I can't even imagine the amount of hate spewed her way these days. I'm willing to bet a large percentage of her Ambaby supporters have become part of the Haydur nation. She certainly has a way of infuriating people with the clickbaits, laaaahs, and strong Cuntylynn behavior lately. I can't even watch her vids anymore without having a stroke-out seizure. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Thank god for slider bars!

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she's also wearing the same bra from five years ago. our gorl possesses some kind of fabric shifting witchcraft.

 

[Twinkie]

I feel like she moves so little, and does laundry so infrequently. that her clothes last much longer than you'd expect. (Also I think she's only got that bra on when she films.)

So when you think about it, that poor bra has probably had about as much wear time as a normal person's bra would get in like, a year. It's like someone claiming they're military and trying to act tough but you find out they're national guard so it's really only a few weekends a year or whatever.

 

[clusterfuckk]

All I know is she must need Beggy to put that bra on her, cause there is no way those T-Rex arms are reaching around to clip it.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

she's also wearing the same bra from five years ago. our gorl possesses some kind of fabric shifting witchcraft.

And the same leggings / yoga pants from god knows since when

2018?

 

[NervousSideEye]

I know nothing about Snapchat -- did that filter with the cherries exist six months ago? Or could she have applied a new filter to an older photo?

Sorry to be so uncool.

I flipped through Snapchat filters available right now, at least on my device, and nothing that looks like this. My vote is old photo.

But I'm also pretty stupid about Snapchat, so maybe filters depend on phone?

 

[Mandaark]

And the same leggings / yoga pants from god knows since when

2018?

She's got such a dense mass that she's warping time and space, slowing down the ageing process of her clothes.

That's why she can go so long without showers boo boo

 

[Cuba Beluga]

She never fails to make me feel like I'm at a human zoo.

 

[Serial Grapist]

This is no longer on her IG Stories, but here’s what happened...
She posted this, someone responded and then posted it to social media and it all went tits up from there:

This screenshot below is from another individual who sent the above screenshot to Amberlynn and immediately got blocked for questioning her:

(Apparently she posted a story offering $30 payment after the initial story, but I cannot find the screenshot of this, will edit it in if I do)
Amberlynn offering $30 payment:

Zachary Michael‘s input:

 

[gay frogs]

Top of the class at the Tess Holliday school of using her beetus paws to turn her chins into a chin.

 

[Mandaark]

This is no longer on her IG Stories, but here’s what happened... she posted this, someone responded and then posted it to social media and it all went tits up from there:
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This screenshot below is from another individual who sent the above screenshot to Amberlynn and immediately got blocked for questioning her:
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(Apparently she posted a story offering $30 payment, but I cannot find the screenshot of this, will edit it in if I do)
Zachary Michael‘s input:
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I wont lie, Zach usually bores me but him offering $60 for a parody is making him a touch more interesting
He's more fun when he's cunty

 

[MaryZiggy]

This is no longer on her IG Stories, but here’s what happened...
She posted this, someone responded and then posted it to social media and it all went tits up from there:
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This screenshot below is from another individual who sent the above screenshot to Amberlynn and immediately got blocked for questioning her:
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(Apparently she posted a story offering $30 payment after the initial story, but I cannot find the screenshot of this, will edit it in if I do)
Amberlynn offering $30 payment:
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Zachary Michael‘s input:
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Of course she's cheap

 

[mental gymnastics]

This is no longer on her IG Stories, but here’s what happened...
She posted this, someone responded and then posted it to social media and it all went tits up from there:
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This screenshot below is from another individual who sent the above screenshot to Amberlynn and immediately got blocked for questioning her:
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(Apparently she posted a story offering $30 payment after the initial story, but I cannot find the screenshot of this, will edit it in if I do)
Amberlynn offering $30 payment:
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Zachary Michael‘s input:
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A lot of people might not like Zach, but come on, his response to this is actually brilliant.

 

[GinnyPotter]

"Other YouTubers have people make their intros."

Do you have any idea how much people charge for those stupid beauty guru animations?

A whole fuck ton more than 30 dollars.

Editing video is one thing. I'm not too terrible at that. But going through clips of her and finding shit that is actually worth while to make a Christmas theme type intro would take hours. And she only wants to pay 30 dollars?

Fuck her and her cheapness.
Bitch you have the money.

This is for your job. You should want something top-notch.

God, I get so sick of this "other YouTubers" bullshit.

There was "another YouTuber" that showed a dead body. You wanna emulate him to? Because at this point you're basically a walking corpse so I guess you're getting up there.

 

[ADHD]

The only intro Amber needs is "Hey guys! *whip sound*"

Short and sweet.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

So she flexes on her viewers with wads of cash in her wallet, spends an exorbitant amount of money on food to eat in a hotel room, and it's been estimated that she spends ~$800 on her Torrid hauls... but she's only paying $30 for an intro? Lol ok.

 

[ricecake]

I hope she only gets $30 intros. That's what? 30 minutes of an editor's time? Just a shot of the aftermath of Dusty's pre Christmas gift opening frenzy with some fucking keyboard version of 12 Days of Christmas overlaid.

 

[Moonpie]

The only intro she needs.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Couple of things stand out over the puke inducing sense of entitlement & her typical whine of "other YouTubers"... does she have a secret job for YT doing polls on creator activities? Because she sure trots that one out when she's called out. I think she's jerking the leash a bit, trying to coax anybody who's not a Haydur out of the woodwork. She needs to know how many people adore her for her incessant brave efforts to confront & vanquish the vicissitudes of life. And no matter the truth of the matter, 5 will get you 10 that for next several months, she'll find lots of opportunities to comment on the hundreds & hundreds of intros her loyal fans sent her. I read her 'ask' & just about spit out my water. By her age, most people have learned not to willingly open a can of Whup Ass. I'm sure the next few days will bring a ton of parody intro to YouTube.

 

[Snusmumriken]

E x c u s e me? “Depends on if the person wants to be paid” gorl if you’re so generous you should insist on paying anyone who wastes their time trying to make you look good for 15 seconds. And even if the last person who did something for you adamantly turned down payment, why bring that up to the next person who’s literally asking how much you pay? Unless of course, you expect them to say “Oh, I didn’t know...I guess I could do it for free?”

All the money she flexes and she’s still a cheap, manipulative cunt. Why pinch pennies when you can just sucker people into giving you discounts solely because you’re amberlynn? God, I really shouldn’t be shocked by this but I am. This is a prime example of why we don’t hate her because she’s a fatty, we hate her because she’s an insufferable cow who happens to double as an elephant.