Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[New & Improved Username]

Hey fatass! If you're going to continue this shit, change your fucking bra, already. Damn, I bet someone could put together a gif of that bra over the years. From the early days, when the bra was a boob noob, to the present, where it's old, tired, and stretched well beyond its means, but still trying to hang in there, even if it is almost around her neck in the back at this point. That bra is an Oscar winner for best support, I'm telling you.

Spoiler: poor bra

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here you have a tweet from someone that did a compilation about the bra from when it was new till nowadays
enjoy

https://twitter.com/LumpShade/status/1144767734816755712

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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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That is hilarious. And disgusting. And she looks like ass in every one of the thumbnails in that compilation. A trifecta! Or hat trick, if you're a hockey person. Thanks!

 

[GRAVES]

vaginal necrosis

Is that a real thing? Asking because I surely don't want to google that to find out!

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Maybe because she waddles so severely? Like she swings her legs instead of properly walking so they don't really fub together much? Or maybe it's just that she moves so little the pants are taking way longer than it would normally take for the thighs to wear out?

I can't pretend to be a physics expert, but looking at that woman, I see absolutely no way she can be upwardly mobile without those thighs creating friction heat.

I've had my fingers crossed for a while that her next Horrid Haul will include a pair of corduroys.

 

[ADHD]

Well, we have confirmation that Amber can wear clothes from 5 months ago. That dress is the one she wore towards the end of June.

 

[JerkyPirate]

What if it's a picture from the same era (couple of days cause she wears the same shit in a row). Granted the choker is different but kinda similar, coulda been a pack. Also see no face scar from her recent rash. Unless SC filters are really that about it?

 

[Masta]

I know she doesn’t take showers often so this is either wet hair or hair oil.. I can imagine it’s the ladder.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

What if it's a picture from the same era (couple of days cause she wears the same shit in a row). Granted the choker is different but kinda similar, coulda been a pack. Also see no face scar from her recent rash. Unless SC filters are really that about it?

Same hoop earrings, even. This is hilarious. Oop...no earrings. Just blurry SC filter.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Well, we have confirmation that Amber can wear clothes from 5 months ago. That dress is the one she wore towards the end of June.
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You mean we have confirmation she's been wearing the same shirt for five months in a row.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Randomly thought of that time Amberlynn made someone deliver a salad in a snowstorm then made them drive back bc they forgot her tendies.
What a cunt

 

[Fleasburger]

I've been playing with that thing for the past few minutes, punching in random weights. I put in HALF our gorl's weight (280 lbs) and that's 97th percentile. Heck, a dainty 300 elbees is 99th percentile. She is far, far, faaaaaar more rare than that. I think it's safe to say that whoever came up with that calculator didn't account for inifinifats like Amberlynn in their equations.

On a scale from 1 to 100, she's probably a chicken nugget.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

What if it's a picture from the same era (couple of days cause she wears the same shit in a row). Granted the choker is different but kinda similar, coulda been a pack. Also see no face scar from her recent rash. Unless SC filters are really that about it?

I know nothing about Snapchat -- did that filter with the cherries exist six months ago? Or could she have applied a new filter to an older photo?

Sorry to be so uncool.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Well, we have confirmation that Amber can wear clothes from 5 months ago. That dress is the one she wore towards the end of June.
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Well of course it still fits! As our brilliant gorl once asserted, she has magical clothes that grow with her.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Randomly thought of that time Amberlynn made someone deliver a salad in a snowstorm then made them drive back bc they forgot her tendies.
What a cunt

B-but her overwhelming, crippling phone anxiety, tho!

 

[Mandaark]

Well, we have confirmation that Amber can wear clothes from 5 months ago. That dress is the one she wore towards the end of June.
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To be fair, that material looks a lot like one of those shirts from the 90s that was super tiny until you put it on



Except the dress is supposed to still have ruching on her udders and go past ger lymphedema ballsack

 

[Phalanx]

So wicked Amber theory;

This bitch changed her usual upload time to throw off the reaction channels to garner more views because once MBP puts one up or Harambe her views dramatically halt. Just thinking she suddenly changed the times and it was after the gofundme scam which pretty much solidified peoples hate for her.

 

[Serial Grapist]

Her Twitter is gone:

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Ooh, theory time!
Is Becky so unbearably mopey recently because the doctor's told her she can't drink?

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Ooh, theory time!
Is Becky so unbearably mopey recently because the doctor's told her she can't drink?

Other theory! She's not supposed to drink with her meds, but she's still drinking. Hence, her super snail-like movements and detached speech lately. Whatever it is, Becky's numbed out pretty much 24/7 these days.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Her Twitter is gone:
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Eh, she pulls that crap all the time. She deactivates it when her mental gets too hard and reactivates it when SassyLynn has something to say.