i'm afraid to be myself - 06/28/19

[oración_de_rosas]

Wow. She’s real fucking “disabled” while she waddles around playing badminton.

 

[Soda Sink]

Love the full body horror show.

Can somebody who's been watching this show longer tell us: did that bra start out as white or was it like grey or light green? I see there are polka dots but their color has faded into the filth.

Pillow mountain is a nice place to relax and whatever else? The shores of toxic shock lake are probably more sanitary and less stinky than pillow mountain.

Poor dog can't even play with that dog who wants to be its friend: (

Spoiler: poor bra

 

[Snusmumriken]

Wow. She’s real fucking “disabled” while she waddles around playing badminton.

Sometimes she's just a little swollen, sometimes she's fully disabled. It's logic you fucking hater.

 

[angela_mariac]

Love the full body horror show.

Can somebody who's been watching this show longer tell us: did that bra start out as white or was it like grey or light green? I see there are polka dots but their color has faded into the filth.

Pillow mountain is a nice place to relax and whatever else? The shores of toxic shock lake are probably more sanitary and less stinky than pillow mountain.

Poor dog can't even play with that dog who wants to be its friend: (

here you have a tweet from someone that did a compilation about the bra from when it was new till nowadays

enjoy

https://twitter.com/LumpShade/status/1144767734816755712

 

[New & Improved Username]

So she's got black pants again. THE black pants had holes, I thought they finally just split and that's why we saw her in the purple-ish pants for 2 videos. Maybe she bought new black pants.

Also does she wear underwear because that might keep the flaps from getting extra gross if there's like a cloth barrier from the underwear. This is all so yucky

 

[JambledUpWords]

So she's got black pants again. THE black pants had holes, I thought they finally just split and that's why we saw her in the purple-ish pants for 2 videos. Maybe she bought new black pants.

Also does she wear underwear because that might keep the flaps from getting extra gross if there's like a cloth barrier from the underwear. This is all so yucky

Knowing how hard it would be to find underwear in her size, I’m sure she’s pretty much commando underneath her leggings. She has so much fat on her body though, that even if she was wearing underwear, it would be hard to tell looking at her from the front because of how big her fupa is. Like her bra, I’m pretty sure Al’s leggings are a biohazard at this point.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No worries about Amber ever sky diving, the maximum weight limit is 220 lbs.

Big Al says she would never skydive, thank God. Can you imagine the size of the crater she would leave when the parachute fails?

This isn’t even a joke, at her weight she would careen to the ground and leave a giant crater. She’s 400 lbs over the maximum weight for skydiving with a standard parachute.

 

[Goalweight170]

I'm not an animal expert and I have never had a dog but these long nails look painful?

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I have dogs. Yes, her nails are horribly long. But she’s such a good fur mama. That dog is obese and she needs her nails cut. Fucking cunt. I don’t care what she does to herself, but her animals shouldn’t have to suffer because the faghouse is full of death fats. I bet if the vet offered orange chicken as an incentive to get your dog vaccinated and basic grooming; this bitch would be there once a week. I’ll take my ratings. Thank you.

The Gaycare are far from abusive to their animals, albeit I do enjoy the jokes. They feed them and let them have water. Twinkie being a bit too fat and temporarily having fleas is not a reason to take away their pets. I've noticed there has been more videos with Twinkie outside and she seems to be less fat. Animal abuse is hitting them or neglecting them in a manner they starve or get maggot infested wounds. Amberlynn seems to be doing a better job than in the past regarding fleas and their diets.

Let’s not jump ahead of ourselves. Al can’t care for herself, she’s not caring for her animals. And why are we patting her on the back for doing what needs to be done to take care of a pet? Wtf

 

[Amber Khan]

SHE LOOKS SO BAD. Jesus Christ. The hue of her face - a desaturated, dry yellow where it isn't red. The crusty sheen over the skin, stretched two times the average face. The scabbed lip. The fuzzy eyebrow patches. The brown dirtabetes armpits. The eyelids, increasingly thinner to support the weight of the fat stored on her forehead. Her mouth halves its size as it doubles its intake. She looks so bad.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

I have dogs. Yes, her nails are horribly long. But she’s such a good fur mama. That dog is obese and she needs her nails cut. Fucking cunt. I don’t care what she does to herself, but her animals shouldn’t have to suffer because the faghouse is full of death fats. I bet if the vet offered orange chicken as an incentive to get your dog vaccinated and basic grooming; this bitch would be there once a week. I’ll take my ratings. Thank you.

You people are such ‘haydurs’. There are plenty of other youtuber’s who have dogs with nails as long as Freddy Kruger’s & nobody says anything to them about it!!

 

[Basketball Jones]

1) at the time of her filming this, she said her psych appointment was on May 27th, Memorial Day... I don’t know a lot of places open on Memorial Day, but sure okay.

2) Her weight loss doctor appointment was on June 6th...a Saturday... again, I’m hesitant to believe this.

3)

In real life I am probably one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. In real life, I am funny and loud and squeaky, and just like, high-pitched sometimes. And I'm not afraid to, like, be open about certain subjects, like I'm super in-your-face, and just like, really weird, and I like to do weird things ... I'm downright insane.

Funny people don’t have to tell people they’re funny. They either are funny or they aren’t. Interesting people don’t have to declare how interesting they are.

In fact, some of the most interesting people I know think they’re boring as fuck. But you know what makes them interesting? They’re introspective and spend a lot of time thinking about things that interest them, or they pursue unconventional interests without bragging about how unconventional and unique they are. One of them is in a wheelchair and she spins fire and cosplays. She also used to fence (so like, if she can do shit why can’t you Amber? She don’t even got working laaygs).

Nothing about her is interesting except for how inhuman she looks. Her personality is better when the volume on my phone is off.

4)

UDDER YOOTOOBURZ PRE FILMMM YALL

Edit: my phone dun lost its mind wtf

 

[Twinkie]

e: Oh and about Twinkie, I don't even think Amberlynn cuddles or holds her very much. I think she just keeps tossing her scraps of food (and she does it all day because she's eating constantly). She does this in the same way that she buys gifts for people thinking that buys their loyalty or whatever. I don't think she actually gives much of a fuck about Twinkie and when she does hold her and get scratched, she wears those scratches as badges of honor, proof that she loves her "furbabies". Puke.

Also, if she keeps taking Twinkie outside like that, even if she's not walking her the nails should get a little bit better just from Twinkie running around on the concrete.

https://twitter.com/LumpShade/status/1144767734816755712

Good one. I downloaded it for posterity

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Not that I believe in karma or ~higher powers in the universe~ or anything like that, but it certainly would be very satisfying and have a hell of a lot of poetic justice if Bigass HamLard contracted some typed of sick-nasty infection or festering wound in the near future by being punctured or scratched by Twinkie's horrifically overgrown velociraptor talons. The amount of filth, dirt, and grimey bacteria all crusted up in there will seep all up into her fatty bloodstream and kill her real fast. Hard bet she'll wish she would have just shifted her lezy, feckless shelf ass and gotten a $5 nail clipping done fpr her poor dog then.

 

[PersonOfOstracize]

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Wait.... in the top left of this screenshot. Is that photo of pallbearers? Does Necky really have photos from her nephew's/mamaw's/auntie's funeral as fucking home decor?

 

[marjoram]

Wait.... in the top left of this screenshot. Is that photo of pallbearers? Does Necky really have photos from her nephew's/mamaw's/auntie's funeral as fucking home decor?

Shiiiiit....that's what it looks like; and the coffin is small.....good grief

 

[roachrypt]

Wait.... in the top left of this screenshot. Is that photo of pallbearers? Does Necky really have photos from her nephew's/mamaw's/auntie's funeral as fucking home decor?

Which picture? The guys in black?
lol I think that's just some art of some teen angst early 2000s band
but beckys obsession with family members dying left and right does amuse me
I still chuckle thinking of becky having a playlist on spotify titled "if mama goes..."

 

[Haesindang Park]

In each of her videos, her breathing is becoming more labored just from talking. I'm surprised this isn't being mentioned much here. Just getting out of breath from talking should be a wake-up call.

 

[DuckSucker]

This moment was the best AL moment of 2019, that face still makes me laugh, her eye goes cockeyed, like what happened?

I dont know. It's killing me. I feel like Im in fucking clown land. Alice in Wonderland, Jack's gone up the beanstalk but instead of getting mad, the giant just offered him a couple of beers and asked if he wanted to hang out for a while. Shes got a plate that's as big as I am wide, shes got one of those forks where you press a button and it launches out and extends; I cant get a sense of scale of anything and Im not even high.

She looks like shes supping at the Giant's table and a fucking tiger comes up walking across the table and the Giant goes "Oh dont mind Kelly, shes a sweet cat."

Shit that's the face Id make if that happened.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

For anyone curious, this is the song that Albert uses in her backgrounds.

It is infamous for being generic and part of the iMovie starter pack.

omfg finally I've heard this song in like 60,000 YouTube videos from all different corners of the site, and I always wondered what it was.