i'm afraid to be myself - 06/28/19

[clusterfuckk]

She pats herself on her back tits whenever she does anything. Walked to the bathroom to take your weekly 5 lb shit? Good job! Eats 1,000 calories worth of processed garbage instead of McDonald's? What a good girl! She probably congratulates herself after she sneezes.

after Becky cleans up the urinary incontinence.
"Baybee! I only pissed on one corner of the bed this time! Are you proud of me?"

 

[Whatthefuck]

Wait, they don't have a badminton net? They've got all the sides, but none of the main course. The whole idea is to play with a net otherwise it's a bunch of speds running around smacking a shuttlecock at each other. I simply can't with this faggotry. Congrats, gorl. You pretended to play a game you don't even know how to pronounce nor actually play. Asspats all around.

 

[BallBuster]

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Christ! Body like Penguin, face like Rocky from Mask (from that angle at least). No wonder our gorl is all over that!

 

[marjoram]

Right Big Al---you're SO wild and wacky and hilarious in "real life". Amazing how you've managed to completely hide all that in the 5 and a half years you've been on YT.
Here I was thinking you were an enormous, lying, manipulative, humorless, hack with below average intelligence and no talent....
My, don't I feel stupid....

 

[thejackal]

Even so, Eric looks like he has lost a little bit of weight?

Eric looks good. How he's managing it in that household is beyond myself and probably the entirety of the Farms to figure out. You can tell he fluctuates between about 15-25% body fat but he has made good gains in his shoulders and arms regardless and carries it well.

 

[Chihiro]

everything i was going to say - was already said in the thread

that being said, this is getting hella depressing and if I didn't know better I would genuinely feel bad for the beast.

All I can feel pity for, though are her pets, because they deserve so much better.

 

[Guardsman42]

When you hear the pizza delivery guy ring the doorbell

Spoiler

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I'm pretty sure the spot on her elbow is shade..but if not...is that one huge fucking sore?

 

[Chihiro]

I'm pretty sure the spot on her elbow is shade..but if not...is that one huge fucking sore?

i think its just shade, but if you wanna talk about sores, im sure many lay under those black leggings that are stuck to her laaaygs.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I had to skip to the next scene after she pulled the depression and anxiety card followed up by her go-to "other youtubers do it" bs then proceeded to tell us, once again, that we should be happy with her old ass videos and to get over it you choosy beggars.

 

[Dry Gorl]

It made me sad to see how overweight Twinkie is compared to the neighbor's similarly-sized normal dog. And how the other dog runs and jumps around while Twinkie waddles slowly.... That dog must have pain in its legs, they're too tiny for that weight.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

If it was just the four of them for Memorial Day why are there nine burgers on the grill? We know AL doesn't do leftovers, how many did she eat?

WTF did AL take some drugs or something at 7:08 into her video "someone" walked into her room who she didn't know and told her, her pillows are called pillow mountain?? WTF and she's never heard that phrase before?? Bitch referred to them herself as pillow mountain; not to mention who the hell is the 'stranger' that just came into her room??? WTF Amber.

I hope this video triggers a mass unsubscribe again, this video makes me angry being told by a 600 lb toddler that I should be grateful she's putting out month old content. She's the laziest Youtuber I've ever seen.

Here's hoping her wisdom teeth pain causes her BP to skyrocket and triggers a heart attack, would be much more interesting content than this.

 

[Mandaark]

im sure many lay under those black leggings that are stuck to her laaaygs

I just pictured her shimmying her layygs into the red pair of leggeeens, but with the black ones still on underneath because she's too horrified to take them off

 

[TwinkoStorr]

I'm not an animal expert and I have never had a dog but these long nails look painful?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

@ 5:42: What is this mind fuckery? Becky looks 6 feet tall. LOL.

She's gotten so big that the guy literally looks like he was Photoshopped in extra tiny. She's so big that she's warping my entire fucking concept of perspective.

I'm telling y'all, they live in the Kentucky Vortex. It explains why their house's floorplan is so hard to visualize, the height of her bed is so hard to gauge, how 6XL dresses become snug tank tops as soon as she opens the box, chicken nuggets are worth one WW point... If time is as warped as space, then it would even explain the upload schedule sitchyation. It's like being at the event horizon of a black hole, where all laws of physics -- nay, the very laws of reality itself! -- start to break down.

AL isn't a lah. She's a singularity.

 

[Chihiro]

I'm not an animal expert and I have never had a dog but these long nails look painful?

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god, poor twinkie. this is the only thing that royally makes me mad about this bitch. give me black hat ratings all you want here, but her blatant disinterest in her pets well being sets me off. she has the money to get twink to get her nails trimmed every few weeks, why the hell isn't she doing it? fuck if she wanted to, she could make it an excuse to get some fast food, idgaf, cut her damn nails, hamber.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'm not an animal expert and I have never had a dog but these long nails look painful?

Twinkie Stoooorr's nails have always been a bone of contention. She took care of them sometime last year, but much like her teeth, I suppose she doesn't think it needs to be revisited. That poor dog hasn't been to the vet since the Dusty era so who the hell knows how her health is. We can all see her fitness is shit and she looks depressed as hell. That poor dog. Once again, Hamber isn't abusive so to speak, but she is fucking lazy and she's as lazy with Twinkie's care as she is her own. The problem I've always had is that Twinkie doesn't have a choice in the matter and Hamber does.

ETA: This often gets overlooked, but the cats haven't been to a vet since then either with the exception of Rarity and even then it was because people were calling her out for not getting her spayed. Wasabi never gets brushed even though as a long haired cat he definitely needs help during shedding season and throughout the year to keep mats out of his coat. She should not have pets. Giving them fuss is not the same as caring for them.

I'm telling y'all, they live in the Kentucky Vortex. It explains why their house's floorplan is so hard to visualize, the height of her bed is so hard to gauge, how 6XL dresses become snug tank tops as soon as she opens the box, chicken nuggets are worth one WW point... If time is as warped as space, then it would even explain the upload schedule sitchyation. It's like being at the event horizon of a black hole, where all laws of physics -- nay, the very laws of reality itself! -- start to break down.

AL isn't a lah. She's a singularity.

A land where Orange Chicken drops like manna from Heaven and Walmart nightgown situation type deals are acceptable attire.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Giving them fuss is not the same as caring for them.

But she looooves them bolth sthooo much. It's her feelings that matter.

 

[Soda Sink]

OT but does anyone remember the video where she's blatantly covering Twinkie's nails with her hand? I think it was some time around when animal control was called on her.

 

[Twinkie]

I'm pretty sure the spot on her elbow is shade..but if not...is that one huge fucking sore?

It could be that diabeetus skin darkening thing (negro-whatever-it's-called). It can occur on the elbows.

 

[Snusmumriken]

“im afraid to be myself” oh Amber, don’t you worry, you’re not alone. We’re all afraid to be you.