i'm afraid to be myself - 06/28/19

[Very Honest Content]

I'm convinced she hit the big 600 elbee mark and that was what got her to mix in 'current' videos with this stale old shit from months ago in her content backlog.

Since Amber always lies those mookbungs are definitely porn video requests done for pay, confirmed. Will we get an orange chicken mookbung video is the only question left before she keels over from being swollen, but definitely not suffering from heart failure, gorls?

Thank you to our recapper(s)!

 

[THOTto]

Maybe you’re afraid to be yourself because you suck? Literally everyone has days they want to do nothing and disappear. It’s called being human, of course that might be new to amber considering she’s a well, I’d say pig, but it feels like an insult to pigs.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Big Al says she would never skydive, thank God. Can you imagine the size of the crater she would leave when the parachute fails?

 

[TwinkoStorr]

When you hear the pizza delivery guy ring the doorbell

Spoiler

 

[pecansandies]

bless OP for the summary. I'm not clicking on this bait shit anymore. But I really want to know how our gorl is constantly talking about how raw n' reel/honest/open she is and still TRY to spin some kinda idea that she's different "in real life" lmao like sis.....................you're unremarkable. It's ok. We been new'n

 

[Mandaark]

When you hear the pizza delivery guy ring the doorbell

Spoiler

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I'm fucking crying
She's so big she made the badminton racket look like a fucking steak knife

Is this what Eric saw after she found out about his secret forbidden body shot in his pool set up vlog?
What Becky has seen time and time again when she doesn't want to pick up the nibbles and sips?

 

[Whale Lake 2]

And she's chastising her haydurs again because they reminded her that being a more than a month back with videos isn't what they want to see, going on a rant about "other Youtubers".

I've yet to see a weightloss youtuber, or a youtuber in general, who uploads videos a month old, is vocal about it, and receives praise for it. Amber also doesn't seem to understand the reason why people are so stressed about her month-old-videos, or maybe she does, knows that she has gained weight, and is trying to "get back on track" before the well of her saved up videos finishes.

The only youtuber who have "the right", imo, to post videos that are a month old are the ones who also have a normal job, but not even SimplyNailogical (7mil subscribers, and both her and her boyfriend have an office job) does that.

 

[raritycunt]

Her thinking she’s the master of humour with her self aware about her pillow mountain made me cringe so hard my face is inside out

 

[Whatthefuck]

And she's chastising her haydurs again because they reminded her that being a more than a month back with videos isn't what they want to see, going on a rant about "other Youtubers".

I've yet to see a weightloss youtuber, or a youtuber in general, who uploads videos a month old, is vocal about it, and receives praise for it. Amber also doesn't seem to understand the reason why people are so stressed about her month-old-videos, or maybe she does, knows that she has gained weight, and is trying to "get back on track" before the well of her saved up videos finishes.

The only youtuber who have "the right", imo, to post videos that are a month old are the ones who also have a normal job, but not even SimplyNailogical (7mil subscribers, and both her and her boyfriend have an office job) does that.

I mean, I'd even give her a month's worth of credit if they were decently edited and polished. They never have been and never will be. Anyone can fuck around and point a camera at things and sperg for 20 mins then upload. This shit is not that hard, sis. She acts like there is an ounce of production value in even one of her hundreds of videos and we all know that's not true. She puts zero effort into this "job" and has the nerve to get upset when folks call her on it. I seriously don't understand how the bitch has even one sub, well, besides her cuck butler and mumbles.

 

[gorl on a mission]

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oh lawd she comin

 

[mekalekahi]

I'm convinced she hit the big 600 elbee mark and that was what got her to mix in 'current' videos with this stale old shit from months ago in her content backlog.

Since Amber always lies those mookbungs are definitely porn video requests done for pay, confirmed. Will we get an orange chicken mookbung video is the only question left before she keels over from being swollen, but definitely not suffering from heart failure, gorls?

Thank you to our recapper(s)!

I think Ms.Reid has gone into 620-630 territory currently

 

[TwinkoStorr]

Her thinking she’s the master of humour with her self aware about her pillow mountain made me cringe so hard my face is inside out

Right? I'll have trouble sleeping tonight due to second hand embarrassment

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

A seamless bend and snap to then impress us with her athletic skills

 

[It's HK-47]

She's gotten so big that the guy literally looks like he was Photoshopped in extra tiny. She's so big that she's warping my entire fucking ability to properly perceive perspective and distance.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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Oh dear. She has Chantal's body shape. That's unfortunate.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The rando story she made up about someone coming into her room and telling her stuff about pillow mountain and the book was probably the cringiest shit I've seen her do. If you have to try to convince everyone that you are funny and weird and a fun person to be around, then you are not.

That story was hilarious. It was obvious that she painted herself in the corner with her lies and just said fuck it and doubled down.

Yes Amber, someone came into your dirty hovel of a bedroom and told you about pillow mountain but yet you do not know the person or their name?

Sure Jan. You laaaahhhhhh.

 

[Aldora]

She's gotten so big that the guy literally looks like he was Photoshopped in extra tiny. She's so big that she's warping my entire fucking concept of perspective.

Even so, Eric looks like he has lost a little bit of weight?

 

[smallmilk]

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[DubbleBubble]

You SHOULD be afraid to be yourself. Because you, yourself have eaten yourself to 600 pounds, have destroyed your body, health, and mind. Being yourself is going to kill you in 2 years or less. You should be FUCKING AFRAID of yourself.

Okay, okay... Other than that, I couldnt handle the mindless blathering,random waving of the camera at... things, or watching her pretend to do a physical activity for 5 seconds, then visibly start heaving for air and rush to have a sit. It's just sadness every time.

 

[Soda Sink]

She pats herself on her back tits whenever she does anything. Walked to the bathroom to take your weekly 5 lb shit? Good job! Eats 1,000 calories worth of processed garbage instead of McDonald's? What a good girl! She probably congratulates herself after she sneezes.