i'm afraid to be myself - 06/28/19

[Mandaark]

When your dangly earrings can't dangle cos your shoulders are growing into your face




Tbh I got a few good ones of her wonky eye so let's enjoy together




wish me luck even tho I've already gone guise

Jfc her skin is looking awful

 

[Whatthefuck]

I honestly can't with this bitch. The title of the vid is enough to irritate the fuck out of me. "I'm afraid to be me." Hamber, sweet pea, doodle bug, you don't know who the fuck you are. That much is perfectly fucking clear. Instead of trying to figure that out you'd rather eat yourself to death with two unemployed, shiftless, useless wastes of space. I doubt Rickie hangs out with you very often and even then I bet those interactions are super short. You don't know who you are. I can't emphasize that enough. There is no authentic personality there. All there is are base almost primal toddler like reactions to stimuli and bizarre mimics of the life around you like a fucking psychopath or sociopath does.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

"in real life i'm funny"

you really, really, really aren't

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Depreshiynn sperging was annoying for the first 4 mintues. "These trees have flowers on it!" Yet again, Amber is amazed by her yard she's lived at for two years. Becky getting her drink on...
Amber considers playing badminton for 5 minutes a "victory." Those glasses are so dingy and her trying to introduce pillow mountain as a joke is cringy. What the hell is up with the video glitching out at 9:30? Becky must be summoning ghosts in the house again.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

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I dunno if it's just me, but I cannot tell that Becky supposedly lost 20lbs.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she didn't know trees could flower, i guess she wasn't lying about hating fruit

 

[meepmapmop]

Watching her "play" badminton is fucking depressing. Honestly this footage needs to be a PSA for kids to teach them to never let themselves get like that and to eat their veggies.

 

[Owlflaps]

I’d be afraid to be myself too if I were trapped in a 600 lb. sweaty flesh prison.

 

[Mandaark]

"amberlynn you're so fake and annoying"
"No that's just who I am!"

Yes, you are naturally annoying and fake, thank you for confirming what I already suspected.
Everything you do is fake, you don't have your own identity other than fat and annoying

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Did anyone catch that jumpcut when they were playing badminton? Amber couldn't pick the birdie up, so Becky came to her side to. Imagine being so fat you can't even pick up something by your foot in your 20's.

 

[Dry Gorl]

At least there were a few funny Hamberlynn phrases in this video...

"We played some Batman"
"Welcome to Pillow Mountain"
"Being on Youtube I've kinda like built a complex on myself"
"Three things I would never do: skydiving, drugs, and porn"

Too bad you're already doing porn for feeders gorl

 

[Damn Near]

She's so stupid that she doesn't even know what a magnolia is. Incredible.

 

[meepmapmop]

For anyone curious, this is the song that Albert uses in her backgrounds.

It is infamous for being generic and part of the iMovie starter pack.

Just another example of her "editing" skills. It's so easy to buy songs for videos for like $5 online and she could have chosen one that actually matched the mood of the boring ass nature of what they were doing. Techno does not scream burning burgers, waddling around, and skip bo to me.

 

[Blathersnake]

That poor bra needs to be taken out back and shot.


And now to be mad on the internet. Gorl, your "job" is a Youtuber. I don't know who the hell you are watching that put out month(s) old content but the ones I watch do not do that and they do multiple videos a week. Your mental health excuses are played, you probably do have issues but they aren't excuses to get out of doing the job you choose to do. You might actually have fans if you weren't an insufferable twat that is so far stuck up her own ass that you can see what little of a brain you do have.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

she didn't know trees could flower, i guess she wasn't lying about hating fruit

I loved that absolutely tard remark by her. It's a magnolia tree, dumbass. If you got the fuck off Pillow Mountain more often and walked around the block, I'm sure you'd see even more mystical and magical things. Flowering trees!!!!! Who knew?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Did anyone catch that jumpcut when they were playing badminton? Amber couldn't pick the birdie up, so Becky came to her side to. Imagine being so fat you can't even pick up something by your foot in your 20's.

Imagine being a mere butler there to pick up shit for your fucking master? Becks is absolutely pathetic.

She's so stupid that she doesn't even know what a magnolia is. Incredible.

Oh, but watch her affect that fake southern accent constantly. Bitch, you are not southern if you don't know what a magnolia tree is.

 

[Godless Goddess]

There was another jumpcut when she says she'll pick a random page, closes her eyes and picks one.. jumpcut.. to her reading off the "random" page

 

[C3PBRO]

The rando story she made up about someone coming into her room and telling her stuff about pillow mountain and the book was probably the cringiest shit I've seen her do. If you have to try to convince everyone that you are funny and weird and a fun person to be around, then you are not.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Thoughts:

-Man. She looks like shit.
-Living for this club music thrown over a rousing game of cards, tho...
-9 burgers for 4 people. 2 for Ricky. 2 for Eric. 2 for Becky. 3 for Lardass.
-The ramp up to that Pillow Mountain joke was just......really odd. (Ninja'd: @C3PBRO)

UnsubscribeGate 2.0 appears to be a massive failure. People realize subs don't matter, and they're just sticking around to watch the train derail at this point.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

Notice them cooking 9 burgers for 4 people. That's 2 for everyone and 3 for Amberlynn. But they're turkey burgers so they're healthy!