Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[eternal dog mongler]

She implies this doc is not her usual, so maybe she went to an urgent care? She grossly violated the privacy of the woman at the check-in counter as she walked in. There is simply no point whatsoever to showing off the inside of a waiting room, doctor's office, or ER triage room. None of that is interesting at all. It's almost as if... there's nothing else to show because she's not sick.

I'm sure intake told her to put her phone away. She just cut that part out.

Not sure why I watched that shit. Anyway she's faking her cough and it's fairly obvious.

 

[I hate children?]

Hey, we should have more sympathy.

Post-vacation depression is real. That moment when you realize less than 24 hours ago you were sipping tropical fruity cocktails with tiny paper umbrellas in the pool and today you're scrubbing the toilet in your shitty house is a terrible thing indeed. And to these girls, hospital is just like vacation. And since they all have PTSD, depression, anxiety, OCD, BPD, and bipolar and are constantly dissociating and verging on psychosis, they are more fragile than us health-normative oppressors and need time to adjust to a situation where people are not constantly paying attention to them and validating their 100% real conditions and/or they're not posting tearful rants on instagram about how the doctors and nurses were mean stupid dumb-dumbs who don't know anything and totally ignored them and getting more asspats.

It's a terrible adjustment. That's why so many of them set their homes up like hospital rooms, to help soothe the shock of going back to being an unpleasant, obese, useless, unspectacular, untalented leech on society who no one cares about.

There was a suicide in my community and it was related to the person coming home from a round the world vacation that lasted several years. The lady went for a walk and never came back . Her body was found later in the cedar thickets.

 

[vapewilder]

The only time you have to transition home is after a long stay in the psych ward, but that's only because shit is so different there from the outside world that going back to a normal life is fucking brutal. After a long period of having to do things like ask permission to go to the toilet, not being allowed outside except when they tell you to, etc, having the freedom to do simple things like take a dump with the door closed can feel a bit unsettling.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

The only time you have to transition home is after a long stay in the psych ward, but that's only because shit is so different there from the outside world that going back to a normal life is fucking brutal. After a long period of having to do things like ask permission to go to the toilet, not being allowed outside except when they tell you to, etc, having the freedom to do simple things like take a dump with the door closed can feel a bit unsettling.

I can see it from a long psych ward stay. It would be similar to having post-incarceration syndrome I would think. (no personal experience but like that's a thing in Shawshank Redemption and I googled it and it's a legit thing)

You live extremely strict can't even take a leak without asking, having no freedom then being on your own would fuck you up.

Anytime I munchie talks about transitioning home I picture them in bright orange jump suits.

Now Post-Vacation Depression I've heard of. Honestly I admit when we came back from VA Beach last year (we were there three weeks) I was kind of a mess adjusting.

I just can't understand these girls seeing a hospital stay the same way one sees a vacation or even convention. It makes absolutely no sense to me. When I was in the hospital after birthing my spawn? It was the most stressful sleep-deprived time ever in my life (and not from the babies!)

 

[vapewilder]

I can see it from a long psych ward stay. It would be similar to having post-incarceration syndrome I would think. (no personal experience but like that's a thing in Shawshank Redemption and I googled it and it's a legit thing)

You live extremely strict can't even take a leak without asking, having no freedom then being on your own would fuck you up.

Anytime I munchie talks about transitioning home I picture them in bright orange jump suits.

Now Post-Vacation Depression I've heard of. Honestly I admit when we came back from VA Beach last year (we were there three weeks) I was kind of a mess adjusting.

I just can't understand these girls seeing a hospital stay the same way one sees a vacation or even convention. It makes absolutely no sense to me. When I was in the hospital after birthing my spawn? It was the most stressful sleep-deprived time ever in my life (and not from the babies!)

Word, my parents live overseas and after a trip home to visit family i definitely get a little depressed and homesick.

And yeah, for reasons i wont get into i had an extended stay after my spawn was born and i was climbing the walls, just itching to get home to my house, my bed and my own space! Not 4 fucking white walls and a nurse coming in to push on my stomach every hour lol. I fail to see how these munchies get a kick out of being in hospital, they are the most depressing, miserable places.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

You met her in a hobby group? Holy shit. I didn't know Falum had any hobbies except claiming she's about to be homeless and needs $$ and one twitter post about pokemon go. Usually even munchie accounts you see a hobby or two. Even if it's something like plants or knitting or crocheting. But Falum never posts anything fun. It's all doom and gloom 24/7.

I've considered bringing her up a few times but didn't feel annoyed enough to write out a thing about her. But seeing four different pleads for money over her twitter tipped that scale for me.

Also I did some digging and hey she did post about her 'tumor' on facebook once. It was 'cancer' And then we didn't hear anything about it again ever

Spoilered because wtf

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Going back in her photos is sad. She used to at least go out and drink and do things sometimes. Now it's all about the grifting and ebegging.

Yeah Falum, no. That’s likely a pre cancerous mole/lesion and pretty much every second white person with a mole or two living in a place with high UV rates has had their “tumors” cut off in their GPs office because actual melanoma is an extremely aggressive cancer once it develops, and it’s also not “completely preventable”. Fucking hell, lol, at least get shit that’s common knowledge right if you’re trying to go viral as much as she is.

I don’t think she actually partook in said hobby, she may have been attracted by the number of people in it though. She seems to vomit her shit over various platforms trying to get as many asspatting followers as possible in hopes that they’ll pay up so I wouldn’t be surprised if she joined random non health related groups fishing for people to donate to her and I just so happened to be in one of them.

She linked a YouTube channel on her Facebook today but it’s just the same shit she’s been spouting except with even less context while begging for more money. There is definitely a bit of OTT munchiness in there (she’s just announced she’s having a Taylor Swift concert in her hospital room, exciting times) but it looks like she exists to malinger and do little else with her life. Thought I’d share the only video on the channel since I got a little cackle out of “Here is a picture of their urine” because my sense of humour is equivalent to that of a 10 year old.

Every damn time I think I’ve heard everything, somebody has to “transition home” from four days in the hospital. Does she also have to “transition home” from the hotel upon returning from vacation?

What the actual fuck, lol. The only non psych related transition I can think of is that sometimes they’ll throw patients into a rehab hospital here if they have had an extended stay (I’d say over a month or two) and need reconditioning or actual rehabilitation from an injury, stroke, etc. Transition from a 4 day stay though, wow.

 

[Undercover_reptilian]

Oh my god I'm so glad Paige has finally got on here. I know her irl and was getting frustrated when I thought noone was clicking to her munchie ways.

Originally she had restrictive anorexia, hospitalized 20+ times because every time she didnt eat for 24 hours mumma bear would get her admitted to pediatrics.

While in hospital for over a year she managed to repeatedly infect herself despite being on 24/7 watch. Also has an opiates problemo, obvs.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The only time you have to transition home is after a long stay in the psych ward, but that's only because shit is so different there from the outside world that going back to a normal life is fucking brutal. After a long period of having to do things like ask permission to go to the toilet, not being allowed outside except when they tell you to, etc, having the freedom to do simple things like take a dump with the door closed can feel a bit unsettling.

Uhh, in the US? I know they do it in Europe and a few hospitals do it here. Discharge planning is a mess.

Which sucks but whatever.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Oh my god I'm so glad Paige has finally got on here. I know her irl and was getting frustrated when I thought noone was clicking to her munchie ways.

Originally she had restrictive anorexia, hospitalized 20+ times because every time she didnt eat for 24 hours mumma bear would get her admitted to pediatrics.

While in hospital for over a year she managed to repeatedly infect herself despite being on 24/7 watch. Also has an opiates problemo, obvs.

You’re going to come on here and say you know her IRL and that’s ALL we get?! Come on!!! We need more details! Is she really “on hospice”? What were the casts for? What kind of parents does she have? More, please!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Someone with the username "fluidsandfun" came into IFGW tonight to complain about how her friend was skinwalking her and asking for advice on what to do. After getting many advices, including "don't post about your health on social media," "cut her off," and "ignore her," followed by "dude, shut up, you are sharing too much information," she continued to post dramatic paragraphs about her really real struggle with illness and the terrible burden of another liar copying her lies.

So like I do, I had to see what diseases this one claimed to have for real, not like all those fakers she mocks:

I inherited a genetic connective tissue disease from my fathers side and a load of lovely autoimmune conditions from my moms. How did this mash up? Let’s see.

Intestinal failure: stomach & intestines paralyzed -GJ Feeding tube dependent: feed formula into my intestine, and drain my stomach through a tube as just my own saliva sitting in my stomach will lead to vomiting (yum)
Full intestinal failure: feeding into my intestine was excruciating and made me even sicker so I’m fed through my veins (central line) I have a central line in my chest that is like a semi-permanent IV. The tubing goes into the main vein in my heart, continues through the jugular vein and then exists my chest with two end points (Double Lumen Hickman). My TPN (nutrition) goes through it as does my medications, fluids and treatments
My immune system is attacking my autonomic nervous system causing disease and issues with every automatic process in my body (Autoimmune Autonomic Ganglioneropathy)
I have a severe immune deficiency aka I have no immune system, more fragile than a newborn baby. Every 4 weeks I get a transfusion of IgG that takes thousands of blood donors to make a single dose. (Chronic Variable Immune Deficiency)
My body destroys red blood cells faster than they can be made so I depend on blood transfusions (Hemolytic Anemia)
Joint dislocations, I put myself back together in the morning and I’m dead serious. Subluxing my fingers just typing. I’m weirdly flexible and stretchy and have a higher risk of dying because my vascular system is made of shitty tissue (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - Classic, Hypermobile, Vascular)
The cells that cause allergic reactions are out of control in my body, I have full on Epi-pen anaphylaxis to temperatures, pain, emotion, scents & hormones (Mast Cell Activation Syndrome)
I continuously have IV Benadryl flowing into my body because without it I would be in constant allergic reactions and anaphylaxis
The most painful disease known to science that has my nerves acting like there is a severe injury in my arm. It’s nicknamed the suicide disease and I know all too well why, my nerves are just nuts (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome)

So. Who wants to date me? (Don’t try if you don’t have good insurance lolllll) I’m a bit broken-ish. But if this isn’t winning the genetic lottery I don’t know what is!

When asked how she could possibly have three different kinds of EDS, she went "oh uh, I only had two! Just two!" followed by "well we weren't sure at the time, I never said I had all three just that we suspected them!"

And of course, all the ones I didn't ask them about were real~!

I archived their history for further perusal but I just could not keep this one to myself right now. Three kinds of EDS! Most painful disease known to science! "Suicide disease!" TPN! Central line! Immune system weaker than that of a newborn! Christ, I love these fucking oversharing pathological liars constantly trying to one-up each other.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The most painful disease known to science that has my nerves acting like there is a severe injury in my arm. It’s nicknamed the suicide disease and I know all too well why, my nerves are just nuts (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome)

huh?

the disease nicknamed the suicide disease is trigeminal neuralgia

and you obviously don't get that in your fucking arm

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

huh?

the disease nicknamed the suicide disease is trigeminal neuralgia

and you obviously don't get that in your fucking arm

but that wouldn't win her enough brownie points, and what's one more dramatic overstatement amongst the 60 or so she told?

 

[Vanilla Donut]

VEDS and Autoimmune Autonomic “Ganglioneropathy”? Continuous IV Benedryl? Sure, fluidsandfun, sure.
I guess the usual HEDS/POTS/MCAS trifecta is just far too basic these days.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Someone with the username "fluidsandfun" came into IFGW tonight to complain about how her friend was skinwalking her and asking for advice on what to do. After getting many advices, including "don't post about your health on social media," "cut her off," and "ignore her," followed by "dude, shut up, you are sharing too much information," she continued to post dramatic paragraphs about her really real struggle with illness and the terrible burden of another liar copying her lies.

So like I do, I had to see what diseases this one claimed to have for real, not like all those fakers she mocks:

I inherited a genetic connective tissue disease from my fathers side and a load of lovely autoimmune conditions from my moms. How did this mash up? Let’s see.

Intestinal failure: stomach & intestines paralyzed -GJ Feeding tube dependent: feed formula into my intestine, and drain my stomach through a tube as just my own saliva sitting in my stomach will lead to vomiting (yum)
Full intestinal failure: feeding into my intestine was excruciating and made me even sicker so I’m fed through my veins (central line) I have a central line in my chest that is like a semi-permanent IV. The tubing goes into the main vein in my heart, continues through the jugular vein and then exists my chest with two end points (Double Lumen Hickman). My TPN (nutrition) goes through it as does my medications, fluids and treatments
My immune system is attacking my autonomic nervous system causing disease and issues with every automatic process in my body (Autoimmune Autonomic Ganglioneropathy)
I have a severe immune deficiency aka I have no immune system, more fragile than a newborn baby. Every 4 weeks I get a transfusion of IgG that takes thousands of blood donors to make a single dose. (Chronic Variable Immune Deficiency)
My body destroys red blood cells faster than they can be made so I depend on blood transfusions (Hemolytic Anemia)
Joint dislocations, I put myself back together in the morning and I’m dead serious. Subluxing my fingers just typing. I’m weirdly flexible and stretchy and have a higher risk of dying because my vascular system is made of shitty tissue (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - Classic, Hypermobile, Vascular)
The cells that cause allergic reactions are out of control in my body, I have full on Epi-pen anaphylaxis to temperatures, pain, emotion, scents & hormones (Mast Cell Activation Syndrome)
I continuously have IV Benadryl flowing into my body because without it I would be in constant allergic reactions and anaphylaxis
The most painful disease known to science that has my nerves acting like there is a severe injury in my arm. It’s nicknamed the suicide disease and I know all too well why, my nerves are just nuts (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome)

So. Who wants to date me? (Don’t try if you don’t have good insurance lolllll) I’m a bit broken-ish. But if this isn’t winning the genetic lottery I don’t know what is!

When asked how she could possibly have three different kinds of EDS, she went "oh uh, I only had two! Just two!" followed by "well we weren't sure at the time, I never said I had all three just that we suspected them!"

And of course, all the ones I didn't ask them about were real~!

I archived their history for further perusal but I just could not keep this one to myself right now. Three kinds of EDS! Most painful disease known to science! "Suicide disease!" TPN! Central line! Immune system weaker than that of a newborn! Christ, I love these fucking oversharing pathological liars constantly trying to one-up each other.

how can you have autoimmune disease along with a weakened immune system. Doesn't that contradict itself?

 

[Spewnie]

Oh my god I'm so glad Paige has finally got on here. I know her irl and was getting frustrated when I thought noone was clicking to her munchie ways.

Originally she had restrictive anorexia, hospitalized 20+ times because every time she didnt eat for 24 hours mumma bear would get her admitted to pediatrics.

While in hospital for over a year she managed to repeatedly infect herself despite being on 24/7 watch. Also has an opiates problemo, obvs.

Lmaoooo, was wondering why she was/is followed by the NZ ED crowd. Makes sense.

 

[Foxcube]

Someone with the username "fluidsandfun" came into IFGW tonight to complain about how her friend was skinwalking her and asking for advice on what to do. After getting many advices, including "don't post about your health on social media," "cut her off," and "ignore her," followed by "dude, shut up, you are sharing too much information," she continued to post dramatic paragraphs about her really real struggle with illness and the terrible burden of another liar copying her lies.

So like I do, I had to see what diseases this one claimed to have for real, not like all those fakers she mocks:

I inherited a genetic connective tissue disease from my fathers side and a load of lovely autoimmune conditions from my moms. How did this mash up? Let’s see.

Intestinal failure: stomach & intestines paralyzed -GJ Feeding tube dependent: feed formula into my intestine, and drain my stomach through a tube as just my own saliva sitting in my stomach will lead to vomiting (yum)
Full intestinal failure: feeding into my intestine was excruciating and made me even sicker so I’m fed through my veins (central line) I have a central line in my chest that is like a semi-permanent IV. The tubing goes into the main vein in my heart, continues through the jugular vein and then exists my chest with two end points (Double Lumen Hickman). My TPN (nutrition) goes through it as does my medications, fluids and treatments
My immune system is attacking my autonomic nervous system causing disease and issues with every automatic process in my body (Autoimmune Autonomic Ganglioneropathy)
I have a severe immune deficiency aka I have no immune system, more fragile than a newborn baby. Every 4 weeks I get a transfusion of IgG that takes thousands of blood donors to make a single dose. (Chronic Variable Immune Deficiency)
My body destroys red blood cells faster than they can be made so I depend on blood transfusions (Hemolytic Anemia)
Joint dislocations, I put myself back together in the morning and I’m dead serious. Subluxing my fingers just typing. I’m weirdly flexible and stretchy and have a higher risk of dying because my vascular system is made of shitty tissue (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - Classic, Hypermobile, Vascular)
The cells that cause allergic reactions are out of control in my body, I have full on Epi-pen anaphylaxis to temperatures, pain, emotion, scents & hormones (Mast Cell Activation Syndrome)
I continuously have IV Benadryl flowing into my body because without it I would be in constant allergic reactions and anaphylaxis
The most painful disease known to science that has my nerves acting like there is a severe injury in my arm. It’s nicknamed the suicide disease and I know all too well why, my nerves are just nuts (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome)

So. Who wants to date me? (Don’t try if you don’t have good insurance lolllll) I’m a bit broken-ish. But if this isn’t winning the genetic lottery I don’t know what is!

When asked how she could possibly have three different kinds of EDS, she went "oh uh, I only had two! Just two!" followed by "well we weren't sure at the time, I never said I had all three just that we suspected them!"

And of course, all the ones I didn't ask them about were real~!

I archived their history for further perusal but I just could not keep this one to myself right now. Three kinds of EDS! Most painful disease known to science! "Suicide disease!" TPN! Central line! Immune system weaker than that of a newborn! Christ, I love these fucking oversharing pathological liars constantly trying to one-up each other.

did she delete her thread because I checked her post history and I don't see it.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

did she delete her thread because I checked her post history and I don't see it.

It was in chat.


I didn't even read any of her posts in chat, i was just sick of her shitting it up.

 

[Punkinsplice]

You guys are mean. I love it!

 

[Foxcube]

It was in chat.
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I didn't even read any of her posts in chat, i was just sick of her shitting it up.

I was hoping for more people to roast her but that was probably an easier way to teach her a lesson.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

Is my impression that she got busted munching after posting photos off google images so went in that chat to ask for advice on how to stop the girl who found out from doxxing her too far off course? Fucking lol at her being terrified at her post history being looked at, I wish I’d been there.

how can you have autoimmune disease along with a weakened immune system. Doesn't that contradict itself?

It sort of is in a way, yes. In particularly vicious autoimmune diseases, a common treatment is to suppress the immune system so it stops attacking the patient.